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Who will win the Main Event of Wrestlemania?
This poll is closed.
Brock Lesnar 4 4.04%
Shinsuke Nakamura 22 22.22%
:lol: Stephanie 32 32.32%
THE BIG DOG! 41 41.41%
Total: 99 votes
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Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Blaise330 posted:

Undertaker should be grateful his last match will be wrestlemania even if he isnt happy with the result. Too many people had their final matches be in high school gyms or juggalo championship wrestling.
Does HBK have the consensus best retirement match ever?

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

reality_groove posted:

I have a sinking feeling they're going to tease Cena v Taker at Mania and then Taker will point at next year's Wrestlemania sign.

I want this to happen at Mania. Taker appears on the ramp, begins to point at the sign, but stops and shakes his head no. His druids run to the other side of the arena and frantically work pulleys to move a hastily constructed cardboard Mania 35 sign in front of the sign for tonight, which Taker then points at and shuffles to the back.

There are no fewer than seventy smash cuts in this sequence and Cena's facial expression never changes

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

KungFu Grip posted:

The new NXT Title is incredibly old school looking



Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
The NXT Openweight Championship is looking good!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

KungFu Grip posted:

The new NXT Title is incredibly old school looking



Awfully nice of Kratos to present the new title like this.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Someone thought this was a good idea for a belt design

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I love that NWA-rear end lookin' belt.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This was posted on reddit, but may as well post it here as well.



The 76 opponent thing probably came from when Asuka was in WAVE, they had some huge battle royale thing.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

piss tape israel posted:

If you threw The Undertaker into the Lake of Reincarnation, who would he come back as?

Mean Nice Mark Callous

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Please don't trigger me

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
when did roman get a win over charlotte

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Raskolnikov38 posted:

when did roman get a win over charlotte

Roman and Sasha teamed up to face Rusev and Charlotte in some match on RAW I think.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I don't know that Asuka does not have a wheelin' dealin' father.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gonz posted:

Awfully nice of Kratos to present the new title like this.

lol

a God of War gimmick would be really fitting for Triple H too

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DarkstarIV posted:

This was posted on reddit, but may as well post it here as well.



The 76 opponent thing probably came from when Asuka was in WAVE, they had some huge battle royale thing.
"wins over Nia Jax" and "quickest win over Dana Brooke" :lol:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Saint Freak posted:

I don't know that Asuka does not have a wheelin' dealin' father.

Her dad is always polite and would never steal a kiss.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

DarkstarIV posted:

Roman and Sasha teamed up to face Rusev and Charlotte in some match on RAW I think.
I think it was Jericho and Charlotte

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It'd be cool if Taker showed up with a car antenna and just walloped Cena with it for a good 5-8 minutes and just left. Never to be seen again. A perfect ending to the Undertaker character.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Hooray another NXT belt to never get defended

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It seems quite rude, for minoru suzuki to hit asuka 29 or more times. That is probably unnecessary to do.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

It seems quite rude, for minoru suzuki to hit asuka 29 or more times. That is probably unnecessary to do.

Don't kink shame. She paid him to do it.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Hooray another NXT belt to never get defended

Pretty sure the reason they're introducing this is so that they have a belt that gets defended on "TV".

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Gonz posted:

Awfully nice of Kratos to present the new title like this.

ARES, COME OUT! YOU'VE BURIED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! ~crotch chop~

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


projecthalaxy posted:

It seems quite rude, for minoru suzuki to hit asuka 29 or more times. That is probably unnecessary to do.

Agreed, pretty weird of Asuka to book that the one time she's given the book by a company

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I see someone already made the "don't kink shame" joke

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

It seems quite rude, for minoru suzuki to hit asuka 29 or more times. That is probably unnecessary to do.

That Minoru Suzuki is one rough customer, I don't mind telling you!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

OldTennisCourt posted:

ARES, COME OUT! YOU'VE BURIED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! ~crotch chop~

Austin Ares is back!?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm not super sure who minoru suzuki is tee bee aitch

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



Same night as the Festival of Friendship, IIRC. That was a drat good Raw.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

projecthalaxy posted:

I'm not super sure who minoru suzuki is tee bee aitch

He's an instagram sock model

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


projecthalaxy posted:

I'm not super sure who minoru suzuki is tee bee aitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSE3uAmn7yA

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

I'm not super sure who minoru suzuki is tee bee aitch

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Legit not knowing who Minoru Suzuki is should lead to a ban.

Not joking at all.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He looks great for being almost 50

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The reason she let him kick her was so she could absorb some of his powers :ohdear:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
John Cena answers questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EueYot6TZ4

"It seems as if I have a mason jar in my pants."

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Where are the fuckin ramp pics?

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

I'm not super sure who minoru suzuki is tee bee aitch

He's pretty cool. They call him The Man with the Worst Personality in the World.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

a new study bible! posted:

Where are the fuckin ramp pics?

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