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Apr 18, 2018 22:10
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I can’t enjoy a bucket of popcorn in a sensory deprivation tank thats right. you can only enjoy the movie
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Apr 18, 2018 22:42
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Clipperton posted:If David Lynch had a three year old right now he would be watching movies on his phone in two-minute chunks during toilet breaks and he'd be thankful for it he would probabky just not watch movies i think
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Apr 19, 2018 04:25
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buddhanc posted:Pretty sure this thread is the highest concentration of autism on these forums with the pecker person leading the way you must not read much of these forums
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Apr 20, 2018 22:07
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:I dunno man, these composites always get me, and I don't even have kids. lol that shits retarded, the first five minutes of where the wild things are is a million times more evocative
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May 16, 2018 05:11
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kiimo posted:I was in the thread where they were made, getting a rise out of people or any kind of other lofty goals were invented after the fact. It was strictly for twisted comedy from sick people on these here dying forums. those twisted, sick motherfuckers that put yakety sax over disaster footage.......they were real monsters.
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Jun 23, 2018 18:06
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porfiria posted:Oof I didn't realize Krampus man was directing. I wasn't a big fan of that one. krampus rules
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Jul 22, 2018 08:48
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The MSJ posted:Open your tiny human eyes to the new Alita trailer. looks surprisingly faithful but not violent enough (needs more bare brains getting hosed up and eaten and poo poo)
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Jul 24, 2018 01:17
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alita rules and that movie is gonna be just like gits but with fewer rear end nerds getting mad bc alita never got an adult swim show ten yrs ago lol
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Jul 24, 2018 01:19
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just like gits because gits was a solid movie all in all.....stylish & memorable. hopefully this will be more faithful (gits only used iconic imagery from the og gits movie w/o the good context that made it work) gits is ghost in the shell btw. also alita is only really a manga so theres less to brazenly rob
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Jul 24, 2018 01:21
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Peanut President posted:Why are you mad about this poo poo? It's a loving superhero, their entire job is to beat up mentally-ill people and minorities. captain marvel beats up aliens e: outer space aliens
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Sep 19, 2018 17:15
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Peanut President posted:so she's an imperialist shes a space pinkerton
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Sep 20, 2018 00:21
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ya lets see unforgiven but w eastwood in the hackman role
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Oct 8, 2018 17:25
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porfiria posted:The cynicism is entirely on the side of those who use your childhood associations to sell you flavor water. a setting is a setting. if people just liked it because it has 80s references they wouldnt reference the plot nearly as much when talking about it. think about what people say when they reference the show in conversation: they talk about the upside-down, or eleven, or the christmas lights or the sheriff. they usually dont talk about how 80s it is, because the only way its 80s is in its setting and your comparison is disingenuous as flavor water costs a buck a bottle and stranger things is part of an ubiquitous package subscription at no additional cost. its like if buying one bottle of water let you drink everything else in the cooler too
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Oct 20, 2018 23:49
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also producers being greedy has sometimes had a positive effect on shows with large budgets because producers like to gamble and hiring true believer artist directors is a big gamble with potentially huge payout. one pitfall is that sometimes true believers are not artists and direct awful garbage like heroes that fails horribly and has to be micromanaged to eke out a profit before completely falling apart
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Oct 20, 2018 23:53
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Teenage Fansub posted:Aww, man. This is the movie people were guessing was an adaptation of the Grant Morrison comic, Nameless. lol i cant believe its just the brand of sacrifice from berserk
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Dec 9, 2018 20:53
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DC Murderverse posted:i'm adding that to the list of "authors/estates with bad opinions about adaptations". it's called the Roald Dahl Has Terrible Taste list because he hated the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka movie so much that his estate forced that godawful Tim Burton/Johnny Depp one upon all of us. fwiw the gdt hellboy movies are not faithful to the character at all outside of surface details, hellboy is more of an experienced and well schooled witcher than precocious new york cop
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Dec 22, 2018 19:13
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lol the premise is extremely obscure, theres no way any of u can qualify calling it dumb
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Dec 26, 2018 00:14
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someone try summarizing the premise qnd explain why its dumb
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Dec 26, 2018 01:10
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goons confused by actors ability to manipulate facial expression
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Dec 28, 2018 00:47
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but obviously evil ernest was played by a different actor
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Dec 28, 2018 03:43
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Proteus Jones posted:Blomhack. That's clever. You're a clever person. hes still mad about halo
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Dec 29, 2018 17:22
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kiimo posted:I can qualify it by saying the scariest part of horror movies for me is the fear of the unknown. I have no idea why these people are being stalked by themselves or what motivations the entity portraying themselves might have but the fact that it IS themselves is inherently less scary because of it. you just said “dumb premise” before but i guess u saw bird box between then and now and finally found a perspective u think isnt fatuous. but it is
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Dec 30, 2018 22:11
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EL BROMANCE posted:Lou stayed in the past and used his knowledge of Google existing to somehow beat them to the post (which doesn't make any actual sense, but hey). This promptly sets up the sequel that was utter garbage. lou also starts motley crue which is probably what hes referring to
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Feb 13, 2019 03:38
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i want to edit that trailer so the songs hes playing are wild honey pie, glass onion, birthday, etc
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Feb 13, 2019 17:38
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james corden: i want you to write a song, right here, right now. guy: uhh, ok. [starts slamming harpsichord] desmond has a barrow in the marketplace, molly is the singer in a band
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Feb 13, 2019 17:40
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[screeching voice]: honey piiiee. honey piiiee [awestruck onlookers]: thats beautiful....when did you write that?
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Feb 13, 2019 17:44
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Gnome de plume posted:I remember the guy in the British series Goodnight Sweetheart doing the Pass Off The Beatles As Your Own in a pub in WWII this guy stole my joke.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:42
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is that an adaptation of the oneill play
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May 17, 2019 00:44
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first blood is an extremely good movie though
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May 31, 2019 03:34
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Venuz Patrol posted:are there any whodunnit movies in the past thirty years other than Clue? A Perfect Getaway
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Jul 3, 2019 23:27
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The Saddest Rhino posted:so is Mulan straight out not even bothering to pretend she's a guy? Or are they doing the finale scene in the battlefield instead of that whole thing with the emperor think thats a fantasy sequence
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Jul 9, 2019 15:57
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Gotta say that the weird inflatable plastic aesthetic of all pixar and pixar-influenced animation from the last 20 years looks extemely crap, and I think the supplanting of cel-animation techniques by grotesque CG homogenaeity is a loving shame. An entire generation lost to lovely animation. its actually all shreks fault
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Jul 13, 2019 17:04
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tree of life is boring rich white guy crap and im embarrassed to have thought it would be interesting because it had dinosaurs and metaphysical universe stuff in it
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Aug 13, 2019 22:54
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Looking forward to not watching the incredibly lovely looking film about Fox News from the director of Meet The Fockers. vice is absolutely damning to everyone involved
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Oct 18, 2019 02:49
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i seee that this subject has been covered......but i still feel that i have to point out that bales line at the end is clearly intended to be ironic and the movie spends a lot of time showing you that he cares about nothing but power.
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Oct 18, 2019 02:54
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Vice is shallow, incoherent, and maddeningly glib; the topic (and the deceased) deserve a better effort if one is to be made at all. To claim that it's somehow representative of competent satire is disingenuous, at best. gently caress that movie and the people who shill for it for no other reason than to gain internet prestige. lol u are dumb as rocks
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Oct 18, 2019 15:37
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Unfortunately I did watch Vice. what did u think of the scene where the movie literally explains to u that dick cheney is responsible for isis
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The Peccadillo posted:Why on earth has there been a new Stephen King adaptation every three seconds for the last couple years across a bunch of different studios? there werent any at all in 2018
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