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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Lobok posted:

Instead of Leia slowly Force-reeling herself back into the ship they should have moved the scene to later in the film and replaced the Holdo Manoeuvre with Leia doing a Kamikaze Hyperspeed Force Punch.

Edit: Also, just before she does it she has to yell out "Kamikaze Hyperspeed Force Punch!"

She used the force to split the atoms in her body, a spirit bomb if you will

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


No Jeremy Irons, no watch.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


feedmyleg posted:

This is the least colorful carnival I've ever seen. Also, shockingly bad action direction.

I'm the skeleton they throw at Tim burton

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I like how the trailer for the new Spiderman comes out tomorrow, kind of takes the wind out of Avengers sails a bit.

I'd laugh if they show'd how Spiderman comes back

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



nobody want that gussy

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Will the genie make himself black to fit in?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I've seen the movie twice and the second time I loving FORGOT it was Oscar Isaac. How do you pull that one off?

Just like the latest Star Trek movie nearly wasted Idris Elba, cover them in huge prosthetics for some reason

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Almost Blue posted:

When do we get to hear that monkey talk with Danny Trejo's voice?

might pull a Kangaroo Jack and only have it in a dream sequence

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I got Inherent Vice vibes from Joaquin Phoenix when he's sitting and smoking that cigarette

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


RBX posted:

Scar looking like a crackhead is a crime. He should be the best looking Lion



scar vs mufasa

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Captain Marvel came back to earth with some mcguffin devices to help with all those problems...

She's gone away now so please hold your questions until she returns...

She's a very busy woman...

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


MonsieurChoc posted:

It's cool to see Linda Hamilton again.

It's actually Leslie Hamilton Gearren

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Ehud posted:

You know who made good movies?

Stanley Kubrick.

They killed him for it

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



Can't wait for the end credits on this one to reveal that a secret drug program was testing on soldiers in Afghanistan

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


JazzFlight posted:

Ehhh, yeah, it seems like they're trying to turn it into some kind of psychic war good vs. evil superheroish movie? Bleh.

All of King's novels devolve into that if you give them enough time

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


man ghostbusters fans sure are something

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Tim Whatley posted:

I agree the freeway chase holds up. 12 year old me was stoked on Matrix Reloaded including the extremely lovely POD song made for the movie in the credits. I miss song tie ins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEJ3WRH3VAY

Don't worry they still make song tie ins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqyIoYAXV8

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Anne Frank Funk posted:

The government and/or MI6 will never be the bad guy in a Bond movie. Never ever.

Yeah it'll always be a rogue member that the good guys knew about but left wing politics caused too much bureaucracy for them to do anything about it

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Looks like another army recruitment film

(monster hunter and hillbilly energy)

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


thrawn527 posted:

There's a lot to take in here, like the hipster hats on a couple of the girls, or how people think Keaton is so sexy (which he is, but I thought the take at the time was that he was the comedy guy and how he was the wrong guy to be Batman), but I can't stop thinking about clown guy. What on Earth is his story?

People just dressed like clowns back then. Was a simpler time.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


lol calling my coffee SS and having 88 in my username

just a coincidence!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Wake me up when they replace the human characters with Son of Godzilla

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


For real though how would Kong even stand a chance against Godzilla? Heavily armored and nuclear fire breath? C'mon

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


muscles like this! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8maofAPvkJM
HBO Max trailer with new clips from Space Jam, The Suicide Squad and others.

Edit: Its not listed on this but the new Studio Ghibli film Earwig and the Witch will also be premiering on HBO Max in February.

Good Matrix footage in that

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


When do we get the Sexy Slugworth movie

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


jet sanchEz posted:

Thor was 10 years ago, Idris Elba was almost unknown to American audiences when he signed on

The Wire was in 2002

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Carthag Tuek posted:

they should pay him a stipend for that imo

They had to wait for his death to steal his idea

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Under the Silver Lake 2: TikTok Troubles

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


You'd have to get Warner Bros and Disney to sign off on a "pornographic" film of Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Dorothy from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, and Wendy from Peter Pan. Could possibly happen.

And you'd need Alan Moore involved or else it will be poo poo. Good luck.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Do I need to play the video games to get the entire story?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Vincent posted:

"When you love something, you protect it". Didn't they say, in the same trailer, that the eternals didn't do that when Thanos came?

Thanos probably killed a bunch of the deviants so who could say whether it was bad or not

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Having repeated scenes makes sense in a story where they are going through loops over and over again

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


CelticPredator posted:

Oscar Issac just showed up in a galactic star cruiser ad. Hes not above getting more houses.

disney apologized by giving him a marvel series

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Scientology infiltrating SpaceX and NASA via Tom Cruise movies to steal a rocket and start their own moon colony

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



its been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrXakd_r6I

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Obi-wan show owned itself when they used Duel of Fates in the trailer but not the actual show, and when they opened the first episode using footage from the movies which surprising looked better while being 20 years old

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Is the druid a Tiefling?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


looks bad

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


GrandpaPants posted:

Re: 3BD, I hope they change The message the trisolarans sent to Earth, because humanity being terrified of "You're bugs!" was just really anticlimactically goofy.

God that book was so overrated.

Some of the stuff in the later books was pretty cringe worthy

mystical aboriginal stereotype
effeminate men being bad for civilization
alien robot anime samurai
weapon that turns 3D into 2D
traps that make time dilation
nested universes and having to reset them


Some of the high concept scifi stuff was neat but really going to look bad on screen

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Clap posted:

It's definitely true that I need to read more sci-fi so these things don't seem so novel but I thought the last 4 things in this list were pretty cool lol

They were cool but each could have been it's own plot device for a novel in my opinion rather than just a couple chapters for each.

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