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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



kanonvandekempen posted:

That 'How to talk to girls at parties' trailer is probably the first A24 trailer I'm not sold on. Feels a bit too much like Neil Gaiman's teenage fantasies set to screen to me, and I like Neil Gaiman.

I actually like the short story, and have written about it a couple of times in college. I don't know how the movie will turn out, though, since the appeal of the story to me is that this clueless horny boy is totally oblivious he's was talking to three different species of aliens.

Anyway, here is an unexpected announcement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ren7GY5iZ7g

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



We need a new 1984 movie because the John Hurt movie did not have the Tiny Train World scene.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Syncopated posted:

Meg looks good and fun. Are the beach scenes in Asia? Or the whole movie I guess. Also the shark was ridiculously big in the last shot.

It's partly a Chinese studio production. The director also made National Treasure.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



I love going to a theater with a beanie two-seater because then I can lie down while watching movies.


Content:
Andrew Niccol of Gattaca and In Time is back at it with another retro-futurist noir dystopia. A detective investigate murders in a world where privacy does not exist anymore and all information about everyone is public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnc17atwaII

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Warner Bros just uploaded this. Movie still looks amazing after 50 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_e9y-bka0

Christopher Nolan posted:

For the first time since the original release, this 70mm print was struck from new printing elements made from the original camera negative. This is a true photochemical film recreation. There are no digital tricks, remastered effects, or revisionist edits. This is the unrestored film - that recreates the cinematic event that audiences experienced fifty years ago.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



CelticPredator posted:

So dark! You sure youíre not from the DC Universe!?

https://twitter.com/TeenTitansMovie/status/987164857681100800

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



GrandpaPants posted:

Who is the target audience of that movie?

Asians, and fans of inter-class romance, is what I figure. Iíve seen Asian-Americans thinking of this like itís Black Panther. Most of the characters and the actors playing them are Asians, and quite a number of them do not even have a career in Hollywood yet. The male lead, for example, is from Malaysia.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Vagabundo posted:

Oh, the hardships of privilege. Those rich people must have it awfully tough.

I hope the movie tanks.

I thought the trailer was supposed to show that rich people are typically terrible.


Looks like a rol-licking good time at the movies.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



feedmyleg posted:

"It's not a spider. On my world it means stuff that comes from a snake's teeth."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Corek posted:

So why does Venom still have a Spiderman-derived design if he didn't come from Spiderman in this movie

I don't really see a spider symbol on his chest in that clip.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

So a cynical, surface-level spectacle concession to minorities trapped amid the abstraction of a corporate neoliberal hellscape?

Itís a Hollywood movie, so yes.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Prototype movie looking pretty good.

I mean, the protagonists of Prototype games are more or less Carnage ripoffs.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



One thing I noticed about the Venom trailer is that most of the scenes seems to be from the first hour of the movie.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




First the Fish Man, then Venom, now this...

It does look like Legion from Mass Effect and people want to gently caress that flashlightís giant body hole.

Vintersorg posted:

That is insanely meta what the hell.

The cartoon is extremely meta every other episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5VXwiSpRFo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYRioNDo0Cg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPkKIj_Amck

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 23:29 on May 1, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Ridley Scott tried it last
And it wasn't very good
So go back to the beginning
And get back in da 'Hood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5B9jmB_4oM

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



That Blomkamp Robin Hood should star Jeremy Renner just for the heck of it.

DLC Inc posted:

when will studios learn that nobody gives a gently caress about Robin Hood or the terrible attempts to make it dark and grim as gently caress

That movie doesnít seem to be dark or very grim at all. The premise might be, but theyíre presenting Robin like heís a modern superhero who make quips.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



What other already-announced movies are you handling the trailers for, kiimo?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



I'm guessing that Deadpool movies have their own people making the posters and trailers, separate from the other Fox stuff?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



This is the story of the people who orchestrated a plan to buy one of Britain's largest companies for the Malaysian government within 4 hours in 1981.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwbc41mzQJE

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



thrawn527 posted:

Because he's filming John Wick 3, and was probably prepping for it when he filmed this. (This is about the beard.)

He could mentally be John Wick as well, and there's probably a deleted scene where he suddenly mimes shooting several extras in the head with finger guns.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Welp, time to argue witch which sister is hotter again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWpbevW9xg

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://twitter.com/GameDesignDan/status/996759701445595136

https://twitter.com/mediavandal/status/996855810926915585

https://twitter.com/KevinSenzaki/status/996887261122711552

The MSJ
May 17, 2010




Unfortunately, I laughed more watching this:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Muppet Gary Coleman is the answer.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Meghan and Harry is not the only royal wedding that matters. Remember these guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtd3OBkGg64

Of course everyone remembers Princess Wheelchair.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Brad Garrett as Eeyore is perfect, even if I generally think celeb VO is pointless.

He has been a staple of cartoons for close to 30 years by now. In fact his first 5 credits listed in Wikipedia were all voice work.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



The Message getting a 4K re-release this Eid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRo7rjAiAw8

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jun 2, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



cvnvcnv posted:

Death is the only way out Scientology, an organization known for its billion-year contracts

He's going to convince the Church to film M:I7 in their HQ with all the leaders doing a cameo and it's going to be a front for Cruise to blow them up. Probably with him along with them.

Nothing in the history of cinema will ever top it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



In the 1980s, a bunch of people who watched Herbie The Love Bug were making a cartoon to sell toys from Japan and asked themselves wouldn't it be better if Herbie could... transform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIX12F6958

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Donít forget Skyline!

Actually, forget Skyline.

But then you won't remember the sequel Silat vs Aliens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9O7ygZmhRE

Spoilers for Beyond Skyline, I guess.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Almost Blue posted:

Halloween might have the most hosed continuity of any movie series. Like, if you watch them all it doesn't make sense.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series is pretty messed up to thanks to people making sequels to one of the movies that ignored the other sequels.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



If it's swole, can we kill it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4LesMuI1w0

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



kiimo posted:

Well people already forgot Goodbye, Christopher Robin his last movie and are already talking about this next Christopher Robin movie like it's a new idea soooo

Aren't they different? One is about the creator of Winnie The Pooh and the other is a sequel to Disney's version?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



You will believe that Tim Burton made a live action version of this Disney animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPdRfqTnt4

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



kanonvandekempen posted:

New movie in what is apparently now called The Conjuring cinematic universe, of which I don't think I've watched a single movie, apparently they're not bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzD9zGcUNrw

I liked the one jump scare in the trailer.

The Conjuring-verse collectively grossed over a billion dollars for a collective production budget significantly less than a summer blockbuster.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



This Tag TV spot was posted by Jeremy Renner himself on his Instagram.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76sU-1nQt4U

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Movies should just have make references to loss.jpg which never went out of style 10 years on.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



LORD OF BOOTY posted:

The Loud House on Nickelodeon already snuck a loss in.

I'm not kidding.

I saw it and had to check it to see it was true. It was. I hope it wasn't the pervert that got fired who put it there, though.

Trailer:
It's only a matter of time before this book gets a movie adaptation. It's about a black girl who lives in a black neighborhood but goes to a mostly white prep school and becomes a witness to his friend getting killed by a white cop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nl9If0lAtY

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Now that's one "your mom" joke I never heard before.

Looks a bit better edited this time.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



I thought Nic Cage is in a Manos remake for a moment there.

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