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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
was Ragin Al secretly cool this whole time

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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
Al with the concise but scorching burns is extremely my poo poo

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Noctone posted:

Al with the concise but scorching burns is extremely my poo poo

You're thinking of Darryl Horcher.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Nierbo posted:

Yeah thats true enough. He just seems like the type of guy that could have a pretty long rewarding career in MMA and would reliably be in the top of his weightclass in any major org and doesn't seem to take a tonne of damage. Only lost 3 of 11 in the UFC which is good in the sharktank that is LW.

In related news, tferg and Al go at it on twitter..

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/25/17275700/morning-report-tony-ferguson-al-iaquinta-engage-in-heated-social-media-beef


Much like his fighting style, al sticks to the basics.


Outsmarted by Al Laquinta. Tony is done.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/989569473865756673

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
my beautiful boy about to be 0 for his last 3

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006




What happened to Ponzhischemio?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Nierbo posted:

I know he thinks hes diversifying his career but jfc Al. Who puts all the work in, and then at the end goes 'nah, better stick to my 9-5'.

he seems to be doing ok doing both

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Cormier makes way more money than Iaquinta and still has a bunch of side jobs.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
using your name to make commissions for doing minimal work in a retarded housing market while fighting for ufc titles is cool to me

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

How will this fighter find the time to train appropriately while also fulfilling the intense demands of being a real estate agent, like opening boxes with keys inside, or putting out cookies, or nodding while the finance people explain stuff.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



YOLOsubmarine posted:

How will this fighter find the time to train appropriately while also fulfilling the intense demands of being a real estate agent, like opening boxes with keys inside, or putting out cookies, or nodding while the finance people explain stuff.

lol yeah. realtors have a completely self paced job and can be as busy as they care to be, it's way weirder that Cormier is going to be a high school coach while an active fighter but no one cares about that

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

My real estate agent was busy giving birth so she just made me do everything.

Bitch still took the 6%.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



TheReverend posted:

My real estate agent was busy giving birth so she just made me do everything.

Bitch still took the 6%.

That's no way to talk about the mother of your child.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
my wife is a real battle axe

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://streamable.com/je6dx

Also, Maia vs. Usman is official for UFC Chile

https://twitter.com/UFCEspanol/status/989633997461434368

Memento fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 27, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
double post because I'm wild like that

https://twitter.com/RJcliffordMMA/status/989649233018945536

they should have sent a poet

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Maia is going to be gently laid on by a very intimidating looking man.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I wonder what percentage Usman will be operating at for that one.

mewse
May 2, 2006


:effort:

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

El Roncho posted:

I wonder what percentage Usman will be operating at for that one.
100% of the crowd will be cheering "Boo-smon"

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ferguson is going to be 35 before he fights again.

Man we might actually never get Ferguson v khabib.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I've let it go, I will never get hype for a Tony/Khabib fight again.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
It's just not meant to be.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Tferg/Conor and the winner fights khabib in russia?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Lol wow apparently Colby Covington posted Avengers: Infinity War spoilers.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

JaySB posted:

Lol wow apparently Colby Covington posted Avengers: Infinity War spoilers.

Not too surprising. He did the same thing with The Last Jedi.

Grr he just makes me so mad. He's just so gosh darn mean, ya know? It just makes me care so much.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



El Roncho posted:

Not too surprising. He did the same thing with The Last Jedi.

Grr he just makes me so mad. He's just so gosh darn mean, ya know? It just makes me care so much.

Yeah his schtick is really bad and forced. Kinda like his fights

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


JaySB posted:

Lol wow apparently Colby Covington posted Avengers: Infinity War spoilers.

The sanctity of my most hyped children's film... destroyed...


He is a total useless tit when it comes to talking poo poo though yeh

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

JaySB posted:

Lol wow apparently Colby Covington posted Avengers: Infinity War spoilers.

Id better stay away from his twitter then. at least until I see that movie which will be never

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JaySB posted:

Lol wow apparently Colby Covington posted Avengers: Infinity War spoilers.

lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
they beat mr meany in the end?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Skip My Posts posted:

they beat mr meany in the end?

No you see that’s the dramatic twist unprecedented in narrative history: there’s gonna be another movie and they don’t beat him until that other movie

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I feel like I'm in the majority of people who's reaction to Colby is, "Oh so you're doing that? Being that guy? Okay cool whatever."

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
everybody goes through a Colby phase, most of us just do it when we're 13

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
must be a real dilemma for people who want to read colby covingtons usually really good posts but also have to wait for a screening of iron man which is late enough to satisfy their legaly required distance from children

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i was in the Virgin shop and the guy in front of me dropped his wallet, i chased him down to give it back to him and he said "you're one of the good ones, don't read colby covington's blog tomorrow"

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I for one would be shocked if the first part of a two part story ends with the protagonists in a low point which is then reversed before their ultimate victory in part two


(I don't know what happens in that film but it's blatant, there's nothing to spoil)

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Read Colby's tweets and It’s crazy that Thanos wanted the infinity gauntlet so he could jack off and it wouldn’t feel like it was his hand that was doing it.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i was in the Virgin shop and the guy in front of me dropped his wallet, i chased him down to give it back to him and he said "you're one of the good ones, don't read colby covington's blog tomorrow"

lol

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