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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I love mixed martial arts.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Attempt to form Voltron leaves one injured, several vehicles damaged

he could have avoided both of these situations if he'd just done his homework beforehand (looked up relevant criminal laws and stuff, googled what "voltron" is and the pros + cons of forming "voltron" as opposed to the ginyu force pose)

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
its all part of hte mac life baby

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Attempt to form Voltron leaves one injured, several vehicles damaged

So long skorpex

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/981968726114426880

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
And I'll.... Form the limited liability company [drives away in an suv]

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
We better get a sick mug shot out of this.

mewse
May 2, 2006

exploded mummy posted:

So long skorpex

Lmfao

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

an altercation with Lobov sounds particularly harrowing

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he treated lobov like his lil brother

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

an altercation with Lobov sounds particularly harrowing

about a 50 50 chance

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
god drat it NO!!! not artem lobov!!!

https://twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/981971276217704448

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



MMA Beat is live. Listening at work.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/5/17201118/watch-the-mma-beat-live-today

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Someone buy me plat so I can pm Jose and ask him to give me my av back. Thanks.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I feel bad for Bruce Leeroy who needed the easy win.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Escape From New York: Conor Edition https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/981972098280312832
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/981972904127684610

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
I have an update on the Conor situation: appearently the police aren’t looking for him and his plane is ready to leave.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
According to MMA Beat, Rose Namajunas was very shaken up by the whole incident and her team is considering backing out of the fight.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Matt Lindland posted:

Someone buy me plat so I can pm Jose and ask him to give me my av back. Thanks.

make a post in fyad ill reuqest it

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol if Conor gets charged with a felony he's never getting back into the US to work again.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
in fact make several posts there

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Rose is "shaken up" and that fights is potentially in danger? gently caress this sport

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Le Saboteur posted:

Lol if Conor gets charged with a felony he's never getting back into the US to work again.

come on

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


https://twitter.com/DanLaMorte/status/981971264071000065

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

JaySB posted:

Rose is "shaken up" and that fights is potentially in danger? gently caress this sport

its not her fault. not every fighter is 1 social rung away from a life of crime

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Le Saboteur posted:

Lol if Conor gets charged with a felony he's never getting back into the US to work again.

It's not like he was ever coming back there to fight.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

If you have a felony assault on your record you can't get into the US as a normal person. I don't know how it works for celebrities.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
first a mafia guy was gonna kill conor and now verified terrorist ali abdleflisz

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Rose drops out and Joanna fights, uh, Felice Herrig for the interim women’s championship

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


I mean if he really wanted to fight Khabib for bullying his precious small armed child, there was an easy way he could have done it and also made a mountain of cash at the same time.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
There’s a reason Conor is the most famous and well paid mma fighter of all time period & as stupid as it is as a life move straight up smashing 2 monster r brand energy drinks together and beating up a van while the guy they’re handing your belt to is hiding inside it is such good shine for Conor. He absolutely knows what he’s doing & this is why cocaine is part of the best base for mma.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation

Skip My Posts posted:

in fact make several posts there

I think I posted in the gbs thread when that guy used a 2,000 dollar dick sucking machine to make himself permanently insane but I don’t remember if that was the current one

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
holy poo poo this is insane

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They potentially could lose 2 fights off their main card with Chiesa and Namajunas being possible pull outs.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
conor gonna be paying out a nice chunk of that floyd money after today

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MMA is both the dumbest and best sport guys.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Le Saboteur posted:

They potentially could lose 2 fights off their main card with Chiesa and Namajunas being possible pull outs.

lol drat

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL4pzuwSUQ

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Namajunas has no reason to pull out. She thinks she's going to lose.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Thats not to mention how does this huge stressor affect Khabib who is deep in his weight cut right now. loving craziness.

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