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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Could people please start to get loving hyped for Rose/Champion?

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dangersim posted:

Cocaine doesn't make you do poo poo like that, you guys have watched scarface too many times.

poo poo, cocaine would make you think, "This is a good idea! I'm gonna make a mess while the cameras are here." that spirals into "I defenestrated a dolly and now I'm in jail."

Dude needs a legit intervention or a cage or something.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I like how Conor throws the dolly, the window shatters, and all his entourage pauses to mentally say, "Fuuuuuck."

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I'm going hard for anyone associated with Matt Serra.

I have a loving parrot named Serra. The parrot is HYPE.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


He has enough money for A LAWYER so I think he will be fine.

: fast forward to Conor yelling "oval office's the lot of ya'!" and hurling a suitcase at a judge :

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I only hope more stupid stuff happens.

Could the floor of the cage break? That seems appropriate.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Soothing Vapors posted:

Yeah, it's 65 now. Used to be you could get SD for 10 bucks cheaper but my cable provider doesn't seem to offer that anymore

Yeah, pretty loving bad timing for a price increase considering all this horseshit.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Do Rose and Pat Barry still live like RV hobos (a good life) or have they decided to be adults?

They are a real life version of Andy and April from Parks and Rec.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

spb posted:

Andrade is going to kill her

Nah. She is gonna get pretzed.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

david carmichael posted:

I think rose landed a few good shots and moved forward a lot but was outlanded and outstruck. enough that she lost in my opinion.

I also thought robbie lsot the rematch against johny, but won the first fight

You done smoked yourself stupid.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I like dude with a Kevin Spacey avatar shaming us for enjoying a fighter.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Southpaugh posted:

Buy me a new one if you've made your way far enough out of your hospital bed to post.

I'll give you credit - that was a mic drop.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

kensei posted:

This is a correct and Justified opinionTM

: sips Ale 8 : Yep.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

If someone can tell me how to holler into this computer enough that a website happens - I'll promise I can bring fake news headlines in line with the PSP belief system.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

CommonShore posted:

Just use twitter. Make an account that's @CaptainLogMMA, put "MMA BREAKING NEWS" into your description, and follow a bunch of people like Helwani. Retweet and start spreading headlines around. That's all there is to it. You don't even need the story, because people don't read the story anyway.

If you want another layer of effort, use MS paint to make fake headline "screenshots."

I'm not as clueless about life in general as I may sound, but is that seriously how "MMA Journalism" starts?

I live near the Chael and thought about "covering" some of the sponsored local events. If it is literally that "easy" I might have to look into it.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

DoombatINC posted:

Yesterday I saw Mighty Mouse in front of a kickboxing place, I should think about getting a press pass

You sound extremely qualified. Please post results.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bluedeanie posted:

Thanks to a significant group of people who believe Brietbart is news, it's becoming what regular journalism is too

e: I meant the tweet thing but same is true for following Chael Sonnen around in 2018

Despite living in the same county as him AND being the number one fan on earth, I've never felt like being a creepy creeper man.

Meeting at an event would be fine though and I'd probably smile for a year.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

El Roncho posted:

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.



A perfect avatar for someone you hate!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

El Roncho posted:

I figured this would happen and I'm fine with it. But coupled with this post I must wonder; what'd I do to you, Captain Log?

I didn't mean you, my man. We cool. :respek:

(Runs into bathroom to laugh at Lobov-atar)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Eh, I'm rooting for Punk. I couldn't give a gently caress about pro wrestling but good on someone chasing their dreams.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

DeimosRising posted:

Presumably it’s tbe other guy’s dream, also

But who is he? Some guy who doesn't have media following him to make me give a poo poo, that's who.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

kimbo305 posted:

Do they have to do it on the UFC stage?

God no. But if it's happening, I might as well look for the silver lining between genuinely funny thirty pages of "Conor found all the coke" posts.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I nominate Dunc to lead the MMA whatever.

Hail MMA whatever!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Rigel posted:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/986381177627074560

DC is coaching a high school wrestling team, and instead of accepting a salary, he's passing it on to two assistant coaches.

DC Dad is the Best Dad Man.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Soothing Vapors posted:

I don't understand how there are people out there who don't like DC

America is full of people with Tap Out t-shirts. It's not a good crowd for Fat Dad.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

What precisely happened to Cerrone that caused him to have part of his intestines removed?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dan Didio posted:

Hopefully this is the final win Derrick Lewis needs to win Ronda Rousey's affection.


threeagainstfour posted:

Black Beast gonna go deep.

Hmmmm...

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Did Khabib steal Barboza's soul? Other than having one hard kick, he looked dead.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I thought it was a pretty gutsy performance by Barboza in a tough match up actually. The doctor stopped it but he never gave up. Even in the fifth round when he's dead tired and beaten to hell he was mustering the strength to throw extremely hard punches.

I have a huge amount of respect for his grit. But he looked mentally done after the first.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Skip My Posts posted:

You don’t know what you’re watching

Oh lord...I have to find a new hobby now.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Memento posted:

Well hey, Tai Tuivasa might free you from this curse sooner than you think.

Oh God that's a thing?

Poor ole' Arvloski.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

The effortless owning of Tyron woodley

He got owned by an emoji from a dude that barely speaks english.

gently caress Woodley.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


We all remember that Thug is actually pretty personable and funny, right?

Oooold video -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4mURUKoKPE

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Ok no making fun of Borg for a week or two.

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