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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

made sure to "mark" karpeles this thread

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

the "b" in bcash stands for buttcoincash

buttcoincashcash is good name for a currency

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

no i dont think anyone has said cash yet

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Not sure if this was posted already but this Medium article is a pretty good read with this choice quote:

quote:

Eight hundred years ago in Europe — with weak governments unable to enforce laws and trusted counterparties few, fragile and far between — theft was rampant, safe banking was a fantasy, and personal security was at the point of the sword. This is what Somalia looks like now, and also, what it looks like to transact on the blockchain in the ideal scenario.

Somalia on purpose. That’s the vision. Nobody wants it!

buttcoin thraed: somalia on purpose

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Discendo Vox posted:

I'm reading Attack of the 50 foot blockchain now. Book's a mess, also there are typos. I'm making a list.

I was going to do that but then stopped and thought "wait that's a waste of time I'm not some idiot who proofreads for free"

At least mine some proofreadercoin while you do it

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

...! why is everything i do so :wrong:

Just strive to be more like Mark, maybe start watching anime as a first step

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

but i already do

Next step is to get an anime body pillow and hug it while you watch anime

Say words like waifu and gaijin a lot

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:



ORGANIC SUSTAINABLE GROWTH??

Everyone remembered that they need to hodl

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

the cosmic prison set up by George Soros to house Satoshi Nakamoto has neither shape nor form. It cannot be swallowed

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

divabot posted:

Someone wanted 100 copies of the book!!! :dance:

... and one of the boxes went missing. Not to worry, CreateSpace are pretty good with customer service, they sent a replacement box of books, so the order got to my customer in time!

… then the missing box showed up. ffffffffffffff



so. anyone want a book? i'll sign it! discount in bulk!

srsly take these books away my house is tiny

thanks but george soros already sent me a copy

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

i love that rockets grow on trees and are really easy to use, its weird it took us so long to get into space really

their bitcoin satellite idea was based on a cubesat

cubesats often stay in orbit for a few months at most

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

david "george gerard" soros

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

no cern, noooooo

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

How to succeed at getting defrauded without really trying: a Bitcoin story

Bitcoin: an inefficient database

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

ate all the Oreos posted:

and keep in mind that the entire basilisk concept rests on the idea that there's infinitely many universes and anything with probability not exactly zero not only can happen but must happen, and you should consider how your actions now will affect all infinity of your alternate universe selves

there is actually quite a lot to be written about how dumb it is, but bitcoin is more immediately funny

Wait, that's a part of it? That makes no sense and makes it seem like they've simply failed to comprehend the concept of infinite universes

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the Crypto Comics with the deer with arms reminded me of the completely different Crypto-Comics with a hyphen, so i took a trip down memory lane and got to this classic

so did "sidechains" end up making a difference?

did they even happen at all?

lol of course not but people are totally working on them for real

edit:

the still young and novel code that will be a decade old in under a year

this is like calling Windows Vista a young and novel operating system

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

BMan posted:

I just looked to see if that guy drew anything else and uh,

https://twitter.com/DanielKrawisz/media

yes :eyepoop:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

nice way to admit you only interact with male deer that display giant erections

male deer with 6 limbs

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Weatherman posted:

my bacoiny has a first name, it's b-c-a-s-h

bcash is short for bacoin cash

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

which altcoin betrays satoshis vision the most

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

why does bitcoin attract so many broken-brained people

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

StateOwned posted:

Bitcoin may be the dumbest thing in human history

:wrong:

Bitcoin is just one of the many very dumb things descended from the dumbest thing: the internet.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

do'nt sighn youre poastsss

actually that's my signature i don't know why he included it on his post

is that something i could sue over?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

nice try idiot any self-respecting free man understand that putting their signature on a blockchain creates consent to joinder

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

oh no they killed fishmech:cry:

You can never truly kill a legend

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

true bitcoin believer AARO is having a full-on meltdown right now in the grey thread and it is glorious to watch

he then posted a goatse thread:


and then locked it after getting dunked on by a bunch of people, my favorite interaction there:

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Jun 11, 2018

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I thought that learning david gerard's true full name was one of those things that causes men to go mad?

Oh maybe that's why he's melting down, I get it now

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

why can't it be both

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

so i guess the grey thread isn't pro bitcoin anymore?


i love when someone very openly posts under their real name and then some people try to use the fact that they know it as some kind of threat

it also means that when they're mad they always start using that person's first name constantly, david

Of the pro-bitcoin posters in the grey thread:

- one turned out to be famous cousin-rapist seraph84, permaban was reinstated
- one (comfy fleece sweater) is a gimmick
- AARO is the one who posted a banme last night after someone pointed out that bitcoin is used to purchase kiddie porn
- ghosTTy is probably a gimmick but might actually be a broken-brained bitcoiner cause he seems pretty sincere

There you go I can never get those minutes of my life back, you're welcome

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

When AARO locked his goatse thread he also locked the altcoin thread cause they both contained evidence of divabot's heinous crime of quoting what AARO said right back at him

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


no

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Weatherman posted:

for realz, that mr bones video ("wonderland"?) was the funniest thing ever

except for bitcoin of course

Yeah I wound up rewatching the whole video last night just cause it's great. When the skeleton responds "no" in a robot voice to the kid I can't help but crack up

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Amethyst posted:

how did the tether scam last this long

It didn't last as long as your forums cancer holy poo poo :eyepop:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

NICE! avatar

:gary:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Boxturret posted:

wow you sure have a lot of stamina

:chanpop:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Ron Paul was Satoshi's herald. Ron Paul gave his life so that Satoshi could exist in our dimension for a few fleeting moments.

Ron Paul's lifeless husk shall house the souls of a thousand bankster shills in preparation for Satoshi fully crossing over

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


that passage describes a chinese bitcoin mining farm

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Djeser posted:

davis :gerald:

:wrong:

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Hammerite posted:

i literally just GOOGLED RON PAUL to check whether he'd actually died

fyi Ron Paul is whoever last googled Ron Paul

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