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bird.

but can we just take a moment to focus on the good parts of the duck, focus on the things we love about him

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:59

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:45

bird.

like i would with a grandparent

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:04

bird.

some things im not so hot on, his grumpy quacks in the morning, his vintage firearm collection, when he awtches Fox and Friends

but you know, there are also the good things: webbed feet, drinking milkshakes

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:06

Manifisto

he saw his childhood friend turn into a swan and fly away while he remained stuck in duck form

his abandonment issues have taken a destructive and hateful form, it's true, but inside he's an insecure mess

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:11

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Milkshake Duck is a complicated Duck

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# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:15

bird.

maybe we should be thinking "a villain is just somebody whose story you haven't heard"

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:18

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

I remember I would see him pop up every now and then when he was small time, before he blew up and it all came out

always made me smile, now I'll get a notification every few months and see him complaining about online witch hunts, it's a real bummer and I still don't know how to feel about it

Chasterson fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Apr 6, 2018

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# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:19

cda: by Hand Knit

i know he's racist, but all ducks are racist so it's like, c'mon, he can't help being who he is, and I like when he's in the water and his feet wheel away like mad while the rest of his body remains completely still

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# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:46

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

that duck can swim. racist? sure. he�s a piece of poo poo. but look at those feet, 37% larger than average. is he known to seek out southeast asian children to honk at & pester them? yeah. is it probably because of litany of multigenerational factors, stupidity and fear? yeah. should he be ridiculed every time the sun touches his skin? probs. but. o matter what, that duck can freakin swim.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:00

Manifisto

the duck frequently asks me who the real racists are. these days I just smile sadly and toss bread in his direction. it is an answer of sorts.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:41

cda: by Hand Knit

New York Times thinkpiece about this racist duck

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# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:49

treasure bear

i always thought there was something off about the duck that likes milkshake, i just never told anyone or did anything about it

# ? Apr 6, 2018 23:22

Robot Made of Meat

treasure bear posted:

i always thought there was something off about the duck that likes milkshake, i just never told anyone or did anything about it

So, who is the TRUE racist?

Probably not you. I mean, you've always been pretty nice, and I'm sure you use your treasure for good and not evil. Sorry.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Apr 6, 2018 23:57

cda: by Hand Knit

i thought a duck couldnt really say the n-word, because of its beak, but i forgot that it can still write it

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# ? Apr 7, 2018 00:08

Twenty Four

Being racist is pretty bad, but is it possible that being a duck is worse? I mean, come on, spend some time in close proximity with one and you know, ducks are pretty huge jerks!

# ? Apr 7, 2018 01:01

Robot Made of Meat

BYOB's favorite mod is a duck, and she's not a jerk.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Apr 7, 2018 01:09

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

good parts of that duck? well, she's white af and

oh poo poo

# ? Apr 7, 2018 05:59

krampster2

an ideal society of ducks:

# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:41

Twenty Four

Robot Made of Meat posted:

BYOB's favorite mod is a duck, and she's not a jerk.

The best duck, my favorite duck!

# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"I don't give a duck"

-A duck that isn't racist

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 13:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

BYOB's favorite mod is a duck, and she's not a jerk.

Twenty Four posted:

The best duck, my favorite duck!

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# ? Apr 7, 2018 13:27

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

me: "come here widdle fwuffiekins. come eat some dewicious bwead"

milkshake duck: "If it was up to me, people like you would have all been deported by now."

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 7, 2018 14:23

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Nowadays you can't even like milkshake without some social justice warrior jumping on you.

# ? Apr 7, 2018 18:44

wearing a lampshade

"... I mean, I'm a duck. A duck! I talk like one, I quack like one, and I sure as hell walk like one. Would you tell a goldfinch he's jaywalking? So if you don't mind, drop the "goose" stuff."

# ? Apr 7, 2018 20:03

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

cda posted:

New York Times thinkpiece about this racist duck

# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:33

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

quackers love cheese!

# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:10

Koishi Komeiji

Milkshake duck: Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the milkshake duck, don't you know?
*responding to the heckler saying "You're not funny! You're a reject! You never had no shows! You never had no movies! Milkshake that's it!*

# ? Apr 10, 2018 22:32

Koishi Komeiji

"For me to be at a Cold Stone creamery and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. � I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!" - Mshake duck

# ? Apr 10, 2018 22:37

cda: by Hand Knit

It shocks you! It shocks you what lies beneath the surface of the pond!

# ? Apr 10, 2018 22:56

Twenty Four

Under all those feathers hides a dark secret.

# ? Apr 11, 2018 08:37

google THIS

Chasterson posted:

I remember I would see him pop up every now and then when he was small time, before he blew up and it all came out

always made me smile, now I'll get a notification every few months and see him complaining about online witch hunts, it's a real bummer and I still don't know how to feel about it

To be fair, ducks and witch hunts do have a sordid history.

# ? Apr 12, 2018 18:17

beer pal

cda posted:

New York Times thinkpiece about this racist duck

the atlantic announces hiring of a new oppionon writer, the racist duck

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Apr 12, 2018 19:24

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

lets face it arent we all thirty million videogame livestream dollars short of hollering racial epithets ourselfs

i say lets cast no stones, lest stones be cast upon us.

crimes

# ? Apr 12, 2018 22:22