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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NHL Playoffs Round 1 N/V - And then there were 9
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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
East

#1 Metro Washington (49-26-7, 105 points) vs #4 Metro Columbus (45-30-7, 97 points)
Regular season series (Capitals lead 3-1-0)

#2 Metro Pittsburgh (47-29-6, 100 points) vs #3 Metro Philadelphia (42-26-14, 98 points)
Regular season series (Penguins lead 4-0-0)

#1 Atlantic Tampa Bay (54-23-5, 113 points) vs #5 Metro New Jersey (44-29-9, 97 points)
Regular season series (Devils lead 3-0-0)

#2 Atlantic Boston (50-20-12, 112 points) vs #3 Atlantic Toronto (49-26-7, 105 points)
Regular season series (Maple Leafs lead 3-1-0)

West

#1 Central Nashville (53-18-11, 117 points) vs #4 Central Colorado (43-30-9, 95 points)
Regular season series (Predators lead 4-0-0)

#2 Central Winnipeg (52-20-10, 114 points) vs #3 Central Minnesota (44-26-11, 99 points)
Regular season series (Jets lead 3-1-0)

#1 Pacific Vegas (51-23-7, 109 points) vs #4 Pacific Los Angeles (45-28-8, 98 points)
Regular season series (Series tied 2-1-1)

#2 Pacific Anaheim (43-25-13, 101 points) vs #3 Pacific San Jose (45-26-10, 100 points)
Regular season series (Sharks lead 3-0-1)

Playoff Schedule





For playoff news/poo poo talking and such. Someone should make a predictions thread also.

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Apr 9, 2018

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Go Jackets, Flyers, Bolts, VGK and...I'll pick some others later if there are any I care for.

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LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
WHAT'S UP BITCHES WE GET HIGH IN COLORADO

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A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
 If the Jets and the Preds both win their first round series the #1 team in the league will face the #2 team in the second round

what a stupid format

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Man...the devils and/or flyers series has to be not-a-wash...

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Columbus in 6
Pittsburgh in 6
Nashville in 4
Winnipeg in 5
LA in 6
San Jose in 7
I like Toronto against Tampa or Boston. Tampa or Boston over the Devils, with the latter taking more games I think.

Columbus over Pittsburgh in 7
Toronto over TB/BOS in 6
Winnipeg over Nashville in 6
San Jose over LA in 7

Toronto over Columbus in 5
Winnipeg over San Jose in 5

Winnipeg over Toronto in 6
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Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

 Playoff poster checking in. Time to watch some hockey again. Go PK :canada:

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Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




 Yay Colorado made it in...only to go against the Preds

Cool :suicide:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 gently caress the Penguins

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LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Aces High posted:

Yay Colorado made it in...only to go against the Preds

Cool :suicide:

Don't even curr

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

triple sulk posted:

gently caress the Penguins

Also Go Jets Go win the bearded troll kid a Cup.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
not confirmed but

gently caress boston

thank you

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
I guess go jets and I like FAS so go flyers too

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Aces High posted:

Yay Colorado made it in...only to go against the Preds

Cool :suicide:

47 point improvement from last year.

e: I'll have the final total for the season up tomorrow. It's entirely possible Boston leapfrogs Tampa for the 1st slot in the Atlantic.

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GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Start your posting engines!
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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
gently caress Boston/Pittsburgh/ playoff posters/ that fcc dude

* # ? Apr 8, 2018 07:18
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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




 Playoff mode Wonderllama is my favourite poster.

nature6pk posted:

Start your posting engines!



Im so glad someone still has this gif because its never going to stop being true.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 go avs/jets/knights/sharks/devils/meteor/meteor/meteor

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Zat
Jan 16, 2008

 I like almost all of the Western teams that made it in. Go Jets > Preds > Knights > Wild > Avs > Sharks.

The East is easy: go Jackets, or Leafs. Or the threepeat because of how mad it would make us all.

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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup.

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Go Preds and Avs and Knights and Sharks and Caps and Jackets and Leafs.
But the Blues go another year without a cup so I'll take anything.

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
 Go Washington, a team whose playoff performance most matches that of my former team who suck dick gently caress you Aquilini and Linden.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 hell yeah flyera let's get at least 1 win woooooo

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

triple sulk posted:

gently caress the Penguins

Can Big Dick Nick hold a hockey stick?

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glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


 Torts, the constant of Capitals post-season hockey.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Cartoon Man posted:

Can Big Dick Nick hold a hockey stick?

He can catch, put him in net.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Second year I'm allowed to post in the playoff thread oh boy. :unsmith:

Go Leafs, Jackets, Flyera, Devils, Avs, Jets, VGK, and Sharks

Boo the other teams. Boo!

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Wonderllama posted:

gently caress Boston/Pittsburgh/ playoff posters/ that fcc dude

I'm a playoff poster and a penguins fan

*covers face from incoming rotten cabbage and tomatoes*

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AAB
Nov 5, 2010

 distinct lack of this here
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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007

AAB posted:

distinct lack of this here



because the east isn't fully seeded yet. Boston can leapfrog Tampa with a win today.

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Zat posted:

Or the threepeat because of how mad it would make us all.

Agreed except it would make me the good kind of mad, like old tyme crazy mad hootin and hollerin and stampin ma foot

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AAB
Nov 5, 2010

DJExile posted:

because the east isn't fully seeded yet. Boston can leapfrog Tampa with a win today.

more X for the X god

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i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
I’m very excited for what I think the semis will look like:

Tampa v. Boston
Washington v. Pittsburgh

Nashville v. Winnipeg
LA v. Anaheim

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
 have you ever found a piece of art that speaks directly to your soul?
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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 extremely rude, imo

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Literally couldn’t have gotten a worse team then the Pens. :suicide:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wonderllama posted:

gently caress Boston/Pittsburgh/ playoff posters/ that fcc dude

Awwwwwwwwwwww CRAP, we're gonna get a healthy dose of Tayne now, aren't we? :(

Please dispatch of the Pens in Round 1 Flyers for that reason if no other.

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
 i dont understand why people complain about or engage with tayne, put him on ignore, hes just a gimmick spam poster that people have been unable to resist for literally years now

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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
 Go Capitals, Go Devils.

I have no expectations for either team.

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Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
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