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a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES


ThinkTank posted:

While the deal was largely brokered by Charles Wang, Snow had been the GM for three months the day DiPietro signed his giant extension.

doesn’t matter. snow didn’t have veto power on that deal. this has been known since it happened

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Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

Furnaceface posted:

DeBrincat was the only bright spot of this injury prone season. Bring on Dahlin to save us from lovely defense.

For the record the Hawks winning the draft lottery should be grounds to disband the league

FBS
Apr 27, 2015



Yaya posted:

For the record the Hawks winning the draft lottery should be grounds to disband the league

Either Chicago or Edmonton winning should result in serious consequences

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity


I just updated my personal database (ie. an .ods file) of top 5 scorers for each team, and noticed that Buffalo had exact same five scorers in exact same order as last year. This is highly rare. This may not interest anyone, also, but there you have it.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.


Yaya posted:

For the record the Hawks winning the draft lottery should be grounds to disband the league

Its not like they could afford him once his ELC ended what with all that money locked up on old bad players like Seabrook.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012




Suspicious posted:

What was he going to say? "If I didn't compulsively trade star defensemen away, we would have less losses?"

If "attitude" is the best he can come up with, he probably doesn't have long.

You know Molson has already come out and publicly backed Bergie, right?

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS


Jeff Blashill will be back for Detroit, which is not surprising after the Ken Holland news.

Holland today also said, “Our defense is old,” which is the most correct and wise thing he’s said in the past decade.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

This Red Text Is Brought To You By The Fact That Paul Stastny Had To Go To FUCKING WINNIPEG To Get A Shot At A Stanley Cup.

P.S. Missouri is full of nothing but meth and so am I.


Fun Shoe

is jordin toootooo's abortion of an NHL career over yet?

i don't hate many pro hockey players but the world would be better with that guy working in a gas station

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004



Counterpoint: It was great when he beat up Bortuzzo after the Jagr cheapshot

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS


Unrelated to his actual play, the Tootoo train whistle that Nashville fans used was peak annoying sports poo poo that I secretly love.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

HEY LITTLE SIDNEY WANT TO SEE MY CORSI?


all my years of fandom will finally be worth it if only the rangers can win the draft lottery

Then trade for Erik Karlsson and only give up peanuts

Dahlin-Karlsson

Or

Skjei-Karlsson
Dahlin-Shattenkirk

whatever, who would even care

JoelJoel
Nov 4, 2011



You forgot about signing JT and the 'chuck.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

HEY LITTLE SIDNEY WANT TO SEE MY CORSI?


just hand me the cup now

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Fire Jeff Blashill. Fire Ken Holland. Fire Chris Ilitch.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



I softened on Tootoo a bit after living in Nunavut and seeing how much he meant to the kids up there. lovely that he played the way he did to keep his job but that's also how the league was. Plus all the older Inuit wanted to do was remind him that he wasn't as good as his dead brother.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007


I like Tootoo because of this:

https://youtu.be/Mgz38-iQwrw

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


The Senators are insisting that the supposed packaging of Karlsson and Ryan was never in consideration and is going off on media for reporting that, when Bobby Ryan confirmed that exact rumour.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Koopa Kid posted:

I softened on Tootoo a bit after living in Nunavut and seeing how much he meant to the kids up there. lovely that he played the way he did to keep his job but that's also how the league was. Plus all the older Inuit wanted to do was remind him that he wasn't as good as his dead brother.

Yeah say what you will about the way they play but players like him and Gino did have to deal with a lot of poo poo to even get into a rink regularly.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

Levitate posted:

*takes a look at the Islanders goaltending*

ahh...i might have found the issue

ftfy

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Good golly, did the Panthers win their last five games in a row just to miss the playoffs by one point? That's brutal.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012




Jordin Tootoo wears 22 and was born on 2/2

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



some guy on the twitters was posting excerpts from the Sens town hall tonight

first lmbo poor burr

https://twitter.com/tma28/status/984223120532951040

second lmbo eugene. other teams' fans aren't actually happy, that's just fake newsoise

https://twitter.com/tma28/status/984230243723632640

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Aye Doc posted:

some guy on the twitters was posting excerpts from the Sens town hall tonight

first lmbo poor burr

https://twitter.com/tma28/status/984223120532951040

second lmbo eugene. other teams' fans aren't actually happy, that's just fake newsoise

https://twitter.com/tma28/status/984230243723632640

It's like the Trump Admin owns a hockey team, unreal.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Piped in crowd noise is some Vince McMahon bullshit, not something a functional NHL team does.

What a fuckup that man is.

Duck Rodgers
Oct 9, 2012


Every game I go to it's all "everybody clap your hands CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP". You're telling me that's not piped in?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

Neodoomium posted:

Piped in crowd noise is some Vince McMahon bullshit, not something a functional NHL team does.

What a fuckup that man is.

The Atlanta Falcons, an NFL team, got caught doing that.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



iospace posted:

The Atlanta Falcons, an NFL team, got caught doing that.

Oh jesus I forgot the falcons did that

The reason the Lions never tried it is because it would be too unbelievable

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.


Is it too early to welcome the Flyers?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012



Furnaceface posted:

Is it too early to welcome the Flyers?

It's going to seven. Pittsburgh can't win in Philly. The brotherly love shakes them in their dark souls.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

HootTheOwl posted:

It's going to seven. Pittsburgh can't win in Philly. The brotherly love shakes them in their dark souls.

Lmao what

We might not get swept but there's zero chance this goes 7. They beat us 5-1 and 5-2 the last two games in Philly

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



DJExile posted:

Lmao what

We might not get swept but there's zero chance this goes 7. They beat us 5-1 and 5-2 the last two games in Philly

Kilza's infamous rant came after a 7-0 loss in a series that the Oilers won

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

Don't you know there ain't no devil, its just God when he's drunk.


Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

It's going to seven. Pittsburgh can't win in Philly. The brotherly love shakes them in their dark souls.

This was a thing but the “jinx” of not being able to win in philly ended around 2011-2013. Turns out, the Flyers aren’t that good, and that’s a bigger factor than home ice.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/sta...433444934447104

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/sta...433876310245377

heeheex2
Sep 5, 2012

Go Cats

What happened to kilza anyway

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007

He's the best mindfuck yet


That Ottawa situation sounds toxic.

Also lol that Ottawa was 1 goal away from making the SCF last season.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

heeheex2 posted:

What happened to kilza anyway

He's alive! Posts in discord sometimes.

also lol

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/984434363210371075

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



As much as being an Oilers fan can be called living, anyway.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



https://twitter.com/TSN1200/status/984432912752889857

I mean ignoring all surgeons, members of the armed forces, and first responders (not to mention pretty much every other job on earth), Ottawa is the seat of government in this country...

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

ThinkTank posted:

https://twitter.com/TSN1200/status/984432912752889857

I mean ignoring all surgeons, members of the armed forces, and first responders (not to mention pretty much every other job on earth), Ottawa is the seat of government in this country...

They don’t need to deal with drunk Euge ever day.

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

Imagine being a first responder and you’ve got drunk Euge just yelling over your shoulder telling you how to respond, or grabbing your first aid kit out of your hands because he needs to sell it before you use it. Or calling you up at 2 in the morning to drunkenly hit on your wife. Or you.

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