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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

I HAD TO CLEAN THE MEN'S TOILET TODAY
SOMEONE NEEDS TO EAT MORE IRON

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going downtown to get a burrito sandwich right now

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Got a Reuben for lunch today, but it had slaw instead of kraut??

It was a pretty good sandwich, def not worth $8.50

Otoh, my side of fries worked out to like a literal pound and a half of fries for $5 so uh

Yeah. Probably wouldn’t do that sandwich shop again. That’s my tale.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

going downtown to get a burrito sandwich right now

MODS?!?!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sockser posted:

Got a Reuben for lunch today, but it had slaw instead of kraut??

call the police

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This guy seems upset about something, but I don't know what. Sandwiches I guess?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Russia owns

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
I make my own mayonnaise to kick my sandwich up a notch.

Here is a quick and easy mayonnaise recipe using an immersion blender. Takes about 1 minute to make once you get the hang of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fLT_k3_U
2 egg yolks
1 tbl fresh lemon juice
1 tbl white wine vinegar
3/4 tsp salt
1/8 tsp sugar
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup olive oil

gently caress Miracle Whip.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Just had a tuna sandwich. It was ok, could have used some lettuce but mine went kid of wilty in the fridge, but I put some celery in the tuna salad mix for crunch and fiber.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I make my own mayonnaise to kick my sandwich up a notch.

Here is a quick and easy mayonnaise recipe using an immersion blender. Takes about 1 minute to make once you get the hang of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fLT_k3_U
2 egg yolks
1 tbl fresh lemon juice
1 tbl white wine vinegar
3/4 tsp salt
1/8 tsp sugar
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup olive oil

gently caress Miracle Whip.

No Ham?

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

I'll admit that I've been no fan of sandwiches for a long time, and it was only recently that I realized what a sandwich can be.

Me? I gotta put some flavoured mayo on that thing, and there should definitely be some greens (spinach is prefered but I can deal with lettuce),. I like turkey, I like chicken, but turkey the most. I also like summer sausage but I find that's for special occasions, it's hard to figure out what to put with summer sausage (I believe in the states it's called 'salami')

Seriously I went years not understanding how great sandwiches could be and only I could find my way out of that hole.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Sockser posted:

Got a Reuben for lunch today, but it had slaw instead of kraut??

Oobie andwi ous

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I make my own mayonnaise to kick my sandwich up a notch.

Here is a quick and easy mayonnaise recipe using an immersion blender. Takes about 1 minute to make once you get the hang of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fLT_k3_U
2 egg yolks
1 tbl fresh lemon juice
1 tbl white wine vinegar
3/4 tsp salt
1/8 tsp sugar
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup olive oil

gently caress Miracle Whip.

Your mayonaise tastes like man cum

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

SlawWich

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

Nah, summer sausage and salami are similar but different types of meat combobulation.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Sockser posted:

Got a Reuben for lunch today, but it had slaw instead of kraut??

how was the slaw

was it.....................

cold?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cole's Law

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

DoubleCakes posted:

Me? I gotta put some flavoured mayo on that thing

What is flavored mayo to you? I've never heard it put that way before. Like, sriracha mayo? Or are we talking berries and cream or something horrific?

Damo posted:

how was the slaw

was it.....................

cold?

There was a woman on the local news a few weeks ago talking about food and kept saying coldslaw and I wanted to punch the TV.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

i lol'd :shrug:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

DoubleCakes posted:

I'll admit that I've been no fan of sandwiches for a long time, and it was only recently that I realized what a sandwich can be.

Me? I gotta put some flavoured mayo on that thing, and there should definitely be some greens (spinach is prefered but I can deal with lettuce),. I like turkey, I like chicken, but turkey the most. I also like summer sausage but I find that's for special occasions, it's hard to figure out what to put with summer sausage (I believe in the states it's called 'salami')

Seriously I went years not understanding how great sandwiches could be and only I could find my way out of that hole.

In the states summer sausage is called summer sausage.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What is flavored mayo to you? I've never heard it put that way before. Like, sriracha mayo? Or are we talking berries and cream or something horrific?


There was a woman on the local news a few weeks ago talking about food and kept saying coldslaw and I wanted to punch the TV.

Baconaise

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sockser posted:

Got a Reuben for lunch today, but it had slaw instead of kraut??


I went to Firehouse the other day and saw this.

I jumped the counter and beat the teenaged employee to near death with a loaf of bread and then tore my shirt off while screaming and rubbing cold cuts all over

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Better than he deserved imo

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Big Beef City posted:

I went to Firehouse the other day and saw this.

I jumped the counter and beat the teenaged employee to near death with a loaf of bread and then tore my shirt off while screaming and rubbing cold cuts all over

I mean who hasn't done that once or twice?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Friday lunch sando anyone?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No but yesterday I bought the fixins to construct multiple Reuben sandwiches which I intend to do over the next few days as my area recieves a huge blizzard and I hunker down with my pastrami lovers

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

flirty dental hygienist posted:

I like Steamed Ham sandwiches

lulz good meme XD

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you've never eaten a muffaletta you haven't lived

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A pizza inverted onto another pizza and eaten while nude and crying is a muffaletta

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
avocado, olive oil and zaatar on toasted ciabatta

I really need to grocery shop

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Big Beef City posted:

A pizza inverted onto another pizza and eaten while nude and crying is a muffaletta

but that is obviously a calzone...

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whys folded pizza called calzone instead of folded pizza

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lacey posted:

but that is obviously a calzone...

Not if you're also drunk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just gonna dive right into that muffaletta :yum:

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Blast of Confetti posted:

whys folded pizza called calzone instead of folded pizza

in this instance, it's the despair that makes it a calzone

we would have also accepted 'pizza pocket'

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



What would y'all do if you went to a restaurant, ordered a steak sandwich, and what they brought out was a whole rear end NY strip between bread and veg?

Hmmm?

Cause I sent that poo poo back.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



It's been some time now, but I got the hankerin' for a steak sandwich again, but this time...


This time, I made my own:





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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Looks good but you sliced the steak the wrong way

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