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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
dear sirs and ladies,

the linds is back!
mercury and jupiter retrograde have thrown ma' affairs outta wack, and i've been seekin' the tarot's advice

there is no need for me to seek solace alone, so in my spare time i can provide three card readin's upon request






Conch Shell Corp posted:

That limo had a wife and kids



this poor child is now an orphan RIP

Lastgirl posted:

"you're the animals, you're the animals" I insist as I continue to spew vitriolic, divisive and shallow rhetoric

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 06:28 on Apr 26, 2018

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
Weeping Wound's reading is under way

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Weeping Wound posted:

I expected Mercury, it's what I mean when I say retro

I need to be more conscious of Jupiter as that's the one where it all went south :doh:





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

in the past there may have been clarity, joy, and independence
a feeling of ownership of self, and pure freedom
there was a gleeful comfort with oneself as you were surrounded by those who saw your value
it may have been a time of independence, acceptance, freedom and self determination as you pursued your goals whether they might be conventional or unconventional

in the present,
you are experiencing change and transformation
there is a loss taking place of a former order in your life
those things that were familiar are being cut away so something new takes it's place
this change is gradual and can be adapted to, if not it can feel traumatic

In the future, you will be walking into a willing subservience to a cause or directive
it's something that seems pleasurable, but will require a cost
the devil is often associated with the reality of marriage, alcoholism, sexual obsession, and an ambition for power or success

it often represents a desire that once sated will find pleasure in the initial event of satisfaction before it inevitably starts to require more of one, and then offer increasingly less enjoyment in the future

it could be a path taken willingly, a devil's bargain, a short term risk taken for possible long term gain

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i am dreading my birthday next month :ohdear:

what should i do senator







to be continued...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lindsey O. Graham posted:







to be continued...

in the past you were self reliant, and independent
you were able to protect your personal space, keep at bay those who might interfere and pursue your own goals
your independence and self reliance may have even been the source of your personal comforts, freedoms, and self knowledge
your ability to set boundaries and keep toxicity at a distance fed your progress, your sense of identity, and ability to tend to your own affairs
you may have sought your own counsel, and advice in times of confusion

near your birthday,
you may find a relationship,
whether that be of friendship or more, is deepening
initially they may have provided concrete interests in common, whether it be a shared taste in food, mutual talents, or other pleasurable activities

it suited you to see this person when you saw them, but recently a burgeoning friendship has emerged

you are in the initial stages of finding out whether you can trust one another or understand one another's perspective

it is the crush stage, the new friend stage, or the initial phases of a new relationship stage

this turning of a new leaf is exciting, and may find you both being alot more shy about this new found bond then you should be

in the future, you may find yourself pulled in two directions
a sense of defensiveness may make it difficult for you to accept new individuals in your life
you may find yourself resorting to meditation and prolonged silence as you work on the inner conflicts you experience about trusting new people
you will find yourself unable to talk about your defenses, and so you will slip into a truce state where nothing moves forward though nothing ends

you will travel into yourself as you weigh whether letting someone in is something that is deserving of your trust, and vulnerability as you open yourself up, and give of yourself

advice: you should throw a small gathering and invite those who are important to you; you may find yourself feeling more fulfilled by the end of the evening

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 08:27 on Apr 11, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

rudatron posted:

Lindsey, i have eaten the ceremonial RINO horn and recited the traditional mantras of SmallGovermentSmallBusinessLowTaxesBuildTheWall. I'm ready to know: what does my future hold?

yours is on the way!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

rudatron posted:

Lindsey, i have eaten the ceremonial RINO horn and recited the traditional mantras of SmallGovermentSmallBusinessLowTaxesBuildTheWall. I'm ready to know: what does my future hold?





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

in the past you were travelling forward at a healthy velocity in terms of progress in your life
you were racing towards victory with single minded focus and little else mattered
you raced towards your goals with little regard for anything else and in this you learned personal fortitude and strength

you learned about your appetites, goals, and desires, and the degree to which you will follow these to the detriment of anything else

your anxiety on the other hand interfered
you had a lack of self confidence and faith in yourself
you doubted yourself and your abilities and you may have even felt guilt about the degree to which you may have achieved your successes while others didn't

at this point you are beginning to collect the first in a long series of rewards for your hard work
you may find yourself unusually independent as well as able to care for yourself and your specific needs
this self reliance is hard earned though it may appear easy
you may even be imprisoned by the demands of others so that you may carefully tend this fragile independence
in the future, you will find independence, self reliance, and perhaps even the joy of the independent relationship

one in which you need not live together or even spend that much time together as long as you share the joy of each other's company routinely

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

danke schön hon

holy poo poo a party :vince: such a loser the possibility completely slipped my mind :thunk:

thank you :3:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Martin Random posted:

Lindsay,

How will my cannabis dispensary fare?





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

rudatron posted:

Ty for ur prognistication lindsey, these are always fun

At yhe very least, its saved me some money, since ive decided i've sacrificed enough goats, since no more r necessary

throw one in fo' me; i have ma' concerns about the 2018 midterms

thank you :beerpal:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

at first it will require a lot of effort to maintain the dispensary

it will also be lucrative in time due to a well established knowledge of the product

there will be a mastery of the product that will bring quiet attention to your store and will help you maintain your success in the community

there will be a need to strike a balance to maintain an equilibrium between running the business, and maintaining profits;
profits and expenses will need your careful attention to maintain success

it will be important to make the most of one's limitations; remain aware of inevitable problems; prepare for accidents, and to maintain patience and steady focus to maintain a delicate balance in order to ensure future success

in the future you will be hit with sudden change
it will be important to reexamine beliefs that seemed fixed and immovable
sudden success can be as disorienting as sudden loss
in the future you will need to adapt quickly to sudden changes that catch you off guard
adaptability in the face of quickly changing circumstances will help maintain the success of the dispensary

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Byolante posted:

Lyndsey, last time I asked you for career advice and now I have a job I love that pays me well and am living in a beach front apartment.

Can you give me advice for where to go on holiday at Christmas?

thank you
it's nice to hear good news :3: :kimchi:
:dance:





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

thank you
it's nice to hear good news :3: :kimchi:
:dance:





to be cont.

recently you have been looking at your options and letting your thoughts run away with you at the different options available
you have been fantasizing about holidaying and may have over represented to yourself the fun you will have doing certain things on vacation

there was a romance to the idea of finally getting to take a break and you have been seduced at the idea of taking any number of different trips to different places as subconsciously the fantasy of the thing is far better than the reality
an opportunity to take time off can easily turn into bathrobe and netflix time that is swallowed into thin air

in the future you will patiently watch for economical choices for vacationing that may challenge you
you may want to be able to walk, explore and take hidden paths where you vacation
all at a reasonable price
you will want to be near nature and able to explore it's unknown corners in order to come face to face with what you enjoy
it will also take you from the familiar and well known and therefore allow you to be more adventurous on vacation

you may want an air bnb or bed and breakfast that's a little out of the way and close to nature
you will want to have access to good food though because the knight of pentacles is definitely a future gourmand

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 10:26 on Apr 26, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The Saucer Hovers posted:

Is daily exposure to the sola busca detrimental to my health?



to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 08:55 on Apr 19, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

no,

however, according to the meaning in sola busca terms you may have bigger problems than the deck

this deck was used by italian aristocracy in the middle ages and so reflects that mindset in it's meanings

this card suggests you should keep your eyes peeled because you may not be noticing the ways in which you are being taken advantage of
this card suggests that someone is profiting off of something that was coming to you and that you should keep vigilant if you want to prevent this

so, if this resonates with you, this deck is helpful, if not it's contributing to an unnecessary state of paranoia instead

if it's the former it's good for your health, because it's acting as an effective early warning system; however, if it's the latter it's a deck that does not suit these times, and is therefore encouraging unnecessary paranoia, in addition to useless feelings of mistrust

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 09:06 on Apr 19, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feranon posted:

drag me graham-senpai~





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Byolante posted:

Intriguing. I will print it out and stick it on my fridge ☺

thank you
:3:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feranon posted:

hmmm

how bad is it, doc?

i'm sorry i have taken a while to get to you
i've been swamped in dc
trump's been pissin' in ma mouth and it takes time to keep these pearly whites clean in btw piss sessions

i will get to this though, gay scout's hona'! :patriot:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

recently you were fantasizing about and contemplating your options

you looked across the vast horizon of what was available and you fell into dreaming of what the proper path would be

you were thinking of what it was you really wanted and you tried to imagine what the realities of your choices could be

eventually you settled on a direction, one which motivated you, inspired you, and helped you feel more excitement in life
you felt as if you finally had something that gave you the motivation to go after what you want
have new experiences
and see the world in a new and rejuvenating light

in the future you will be supported by friends and deepening emotional relationships
you will feel a sense of open heartedness, trust, and joy in the coming months as you become closer to those you care about and who most interest you

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The Saucer Hovers posted:

Hah. Thanks for the effort friend. Early warning system is a fine way to describe it. I was very taken with the Peter Mark Adams book if you’ve considered reading it.

i haven't read it, but thank you for reccomending it!
i'm just getting into the sola busca tarot, and found this mental exercise useful

i didn't know you read the cards too :kimchi: :beerpal:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

put me down for a vernal reading pls Lindz tyia Sen





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

in the past you were goal oriented and sincere in your efforts
you were focusing on what you want with no distractions as long as you crossed that finish line
you were in line for attaining your goal and you were single minded, strong willed and effective in your purpose

there was no dissuading you, no distracting you, or even diverting you from your ultimate goal and purpose

now, things aren't so simple

you are aware of more options, directions and solutions to your difficulties

you are aware of the vast choices that life presents you, and you are looking over them in your mind's eye in an effort to see what path you can follow, and what dreams you must leave behind as you sort through your different possible options as well as life paths

you may find yourself assessing what is realistic, meaningful, and likely to bring you happiness

in the future you will find fulfillment, independence, and freedom

your choices will be your own, and you will likely be supported in them

self determination and self confidence will define your ability to find sources of satisfaction and enjoyment as well

you will find comfort in others as you move forward on your goals and will finally feel a sense of confidence as you move forward both on those ideas you find inspirational as well as the life path that calls to you the most

it will be as if the world is embracing you, though your ideas may be different, individual, and independent in nature

you will find that much of what you do will be out in the open, and perhaps even carefully examined

however, you will feel a sense of freedom, independence, and creativity as you explore your chosen goals

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 10:21 on Apr 26, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Nebakenezzer posted:

I'd like a reading senator





to be cont.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:yayclod:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
i will be comin back to this thread in the comin days

i've been mired in personal scandal lately, but don't worry though my nda agreement will likely cover my rear end so it doesn't hit the papers

you know what they say, don't ever get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl
:homebrew:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

u need 2 be neutered...LIKE A DOG

hey
jus between you an me
it was only a live boy
but when you a rhino
you need to pay love off too
sigh...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
i apologize to all those who have unanswered requests in this thread

to preserve my sanity i have opened a small side business to read for fellow senators and the summer has bought them to my chambers back to back

i still care about getting back to all of you though, as opposed to say accomplishing anything in the Senate, so I will do my level best to get back to all of you

these readings are late so they may have more to do with how things are developing presently rather than what was occurring when the question was posed

thank you c-spam

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
list of readings I'm working on

this is to make it easier for me to keep track

Mycroft Holmes - in progress
Power Word - Jeb
Rushi - whether to keep smoking weed
Cuntman.net - for Paul Ryan
Stairmaster
Gringostar
Zyla
Metal Cat
Pooky - career
mcclay - school
MizPiz
Xelkelvos - love life and career
Probably Magic

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 03:53 on Aug 13, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

still the coolest threadsaga in cspam

:kimchi: :kimchi: :3:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

list of readings I'm working on

this is to make it easier for me to keep track

Nebakennezer (needs new reading)
Pajser
Mycroft Holmes
Power Word - Jeb
Rushi - whether to keep smoking weed
Cuntman.net - for Paul Ryan
Stairmaster
Gringostar
Zyla
Metal Cat
Pooky - career

Nebakennezer's reading





to be continued...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
In the past you may have been looking inward for answers and traveled into yourself yourself for insights
You may have suspected certain realities that were frightening to accept, and attempted to use intuition to fully assess the agendas and hidden motives of those around you
You may have found that your instincts were correct and in spite of having to listen carefully to your gut instincts, you were still able to find interesting new insights and perspectives in life

In the present you are having to endure quite a bit
You may find you have had to be strong where others may usually falter
You have had to find a way to thrive in an environment which is difficult for most others
You have had to utilize fortitude when you may not have wanted to, when it was not easy, and when in fact it may have even run counter to your nature
This is the card of biting your tongue, restraining your impulses, enduring the insults of others, and maintaining ferocious tenacity in the face of overwhelming odds

In the future, you have beneficial circumstances looming
The hands of fate are turning and an expansive and generous influence is entering your life
You will have to hold on for dear life as unexpected and perhaps even shocking surprises come, that may serve you in the long run
It will be a moment where you can take advantage of opportunities as they arise, take advantage of long standing circumstances whose advantages you have learned to recognize, and navigate the ever moving cycles of life

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 05:08 on Jun 25, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feranon posted:

yo what deck is that? it's awesome

i believe it's the aquatic tarot
i wanted to try something a bit different
:monar:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 03:01 on Jun 27, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mcclay posted:

I had a rough last semester Senator, could I get a reading on how this forthcoming one will go?

i shall add you to the list
:yayclod:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Uranium posted:

Lindsey what is your opinion of the Thot Tarot?

it's one of ma favorites, and i have been usin' that irl quite frequently

i really love the artwork, and i have read some aleister crowley, and he had some interesting viewpoints bein that he was a crazed rich kid who died a penniless addict

the cards are quite sexual if you look closely but i think it's given me quite clear readings in the past especially when ma mind is also clear

when a deck is made by the creator of a sex cult you can't help but perk up a bit :guinness:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 02:45 on Jun 26, 2018

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

list of readings I'm working on

this is to make it easier for me to keep track

Pajser
Mycroft Holmes
Power Word - Jeb
Rushi - whether to keep smoking weed
Cuntman.net - for Paul Ryan
Stairmaster
Gringostar
Zyla
Metal Cat
Pooky - career
mcclay - school

Pajser's reading





to be continued...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Xelkelvos posted:

I have the App that features those cards. It's pretty neat.

:same:
it forces me to read reversals though, so i'm not especially a fan even though the cards are quite beautiful

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feranon posted:

i'm into tarot (and occult poo poo in general) too but i'm a huge noob who has only memorized the major arcana and what the four suits generally represent so i had no idea how to interpret my reading. and it prolly would have been more pessimistic than lindsey's so hey :buddy:

plus if you're being read by someone else it's generally best to let them interpret it anyway, according to my vague understanding of how this is supposed to work

anyway time to brag :smugdog: this thread renewed my interest in tarot and i scored these the other day:



my phone camera is a pos and doesn't do justice to how pretty they are irl :3:

those do look lovely and i wouldn't mind scorin some for myself

back seat readin is generally frowned upon, you are right about that but this is the chaos timeline in this trump's America so rest assured people do it anyway :lol:

in any case these are lovely and i do appreciate the real life photo of these
:yayclod:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 03:08 on Jun 27, 2018

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Feranon posted:

all the Cups cards contain piss

and all the knights are mike pence :horse:

:tipshat: :cheers:

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