Ohtani is the greatest baseball player to ever live

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Ohtani is the greatest baseball player to ever live

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Shohei Ohtani, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Shohei throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Shohei decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'

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Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

He's a bust.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 22:22

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