Ohtani is the greatest baseball player to ever live

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ohtani should be hitting every game regardless if he's pitching, the Angels are holding him back.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2018 17:12

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:52

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I have a sever Ohtani fever and it causes me to be very angry at the Angels on days he isn't hitting/pitching.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 05:31

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

My Android phone has started giving me Shohei Ohtani push notifications.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 07:13

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

He did strongly considering playing for the Cubs.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 19:16

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ohtani absolutely could still play outfield because Shohei Ohtani can do whatever the hell he wants.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 05:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

Can Ohtani throw a pitch so sick not even he can hit it?

No, but it would then be caught by Ohtani in the field.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 05:18

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

There is nothing wrong here, don't worry about it. It's totally fine and you're all over reacting.

IT WAS A BLISTER, OK????

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 01:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

nice

# ¿ May 14, 2018 04:44

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

gently caress

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 06:18

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:52

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I can't believe he is actually pulling this off. I mean I know he's not pitching right now but he came over and is dominating at the plate. I don't think anyone could have predicted it to go this well.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 02:14

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