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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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CelticPredator posted:

yeah, and then his bj snapchats leaked on the internet.

What

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
You would also scream like I scream


CelticPredator posted:

Exactly what I said.

So uh.. does his genitals lack a scrotum much like how his face lacks a chin?


Don't answer that.


DoctorWhat posted:

I agree, humanity's true Original Sin is the pursuit of personal immortality at the cost of our empathy. Actually achieving immortality is not the solution to that, however.

I mean, its just death by old age caused by our molecule degenerating. I think we're a long ways away from stopping a bullet from killing a person.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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Groovelord Neato posted:

whoa nelly i had not heard that leafy thing.

someone gave him a blowjob???

Do you think he made the person giving it do that ok hand gesture that he uses to hide his chin?

Also does fortnite have a PC release? This Neptunia thing is weirdly giving me more subs but I want to become top streamer overnight. Overnite.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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Groovelord Neato posted:

it's a pc game first. it's just noobs don't play games on pc anymore so they play with whatever doodoo console they got.

Oh, looks like its not on steam so that pretty much means it isn't on PC

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
You would also scream like I scream


Arcsquad12 posted:

New Movie Nights: Vulassic Park!

Also, I'm not suggesting you go and watch it, but dumbass Doug put up a review of Starship Troopers. Considering he doesn't know how satire works, I don't know what he's expecting out of a Verhoeven film.

Oh



My


God

Augus posted:

"PC" carries the implication of "everyone knows my lovely views are the truth" so that's why they keep using it

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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Roth posted:

Actually, they should go with the version of Venom that loves kids and not whatever the hell this is




Comic movies need to be more lighthearted not 100% super serious.


Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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business hammocks posted:

George Lucas has interesting ideas but canít communicate them for poo poo, is what Iím saying.

He just lacks the technology to do it

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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Forget these star wars movies when are they going to start making good star wars games again? Or any. EA has had the exclusivity for a few years and we have to show for it is 2 crappy shooters.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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Wow, thats a really low tactic I haven't heard of yet. Not only do you need energy, but you are also timed in FINISHING something. So if you decide to not spend money, its possible to be literally incapable of finishing a thing.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
You would also scream like I scream


Augus posted:

why do gamers think that criticism implies outrage
is it because outrage is their natural state of being so they just assume that everyone else is doing it too




rhetorical questions. gently caress video games

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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Arcsquad12 posted:

Holy hell that Gearbox port looks awful.

Why. Not why is it awful, but why is gearbox in charge of it.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
And if you work retail like I work retail
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I thought the original jeff the killer image was a photoshop of a girl who hanged herself after being bullied after posting a picture of herself.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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Puppy Time posted:

Having seen some pictures of hanging victims, I don't think the picture looks like a hanged person.

I'd also wonder who took the picture of the hanged girl and put it on the internet. Like, I can't imagine most bullies would be terrible enough to break into her home and get a picture of her and upload it, and I can't imagine why else anyone would put the image in an easily accessible place.

Er, the girl posted a picture of herself. She was then bullied, and hung herself. Taking the image that was posted before she hung herself, the person photoshopped it to make the original Jeff the Killer image.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Nier was hard I mean like, the guy said "hey go fish" so I promptly ran to the pier and started fishing and the game was bugged or something cause it wouldn't let me advance???

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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nine-gear crow posted:

Isnít that Forces of Destiny?

Thats KotOR, because you spend the majority of the time talking and all the combat is reused assets, with cuts to omit having to animate anything complex

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Now I want a buddy cop series featuring Han Solo and Chewie

"Ever since I shot that kid I have been unable to shoot first!"

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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DoctorWhat posted:

the discourse is gonna be Bad but Bain was, until the end, an apologist for and enabler of harassment in the games and games journalism industries.

At least let him get buried first.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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I don't think even DSP stooped so low as to be happy when one of his detractors in the SOK died of cancer.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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So uh... you get those cuffs for the review or did you already have a set on hand?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

If you LP what I LP
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I never read Fifty Shades cause books are for nerds, but is the line "You look like the crack whore" seriously in the book? What a charmer, suggesting that women that interest him look like crack whores.


Also I hope the next two videos brings out anal beads and a french tickler.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Lightning Knight posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress olds.

As a retail employee I agree



I'll say!

E:

WampaLord posted:

The books are terribly awful. Christian is not just a rapist/sadist but also he's just an rear end in a top hat about EVERYTHING. He fights her about travel arrangements, what to eat, any phrase she says that doesn't sit right with him, the list goes on and on, and he's just a colossal dickbag to her and it's like this is supposed to be the ideal fantasy boyfriend?

I highly recommend Jenny Trout's breakdown of them, which Dan referenced in his amazing video:

http://jennytrout.com/?p=3208


This is certainly A Ride.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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nine-gear crow posted:

The thing that struck me with Dan's video was just how much creative veto control EL James managed to maintain over the 50 Shades adaptations. Like usually whenever I heard about movie adaptations of books, the author generally had little to no say in what adaptational choices the film makes made. Did she just have a drat good contract lawyer who made sure she held onto those rights, or is this a new thing in movie rights contracts?

Because I seem to recall Suzanne Collins had a lot of input and control over the adaptation of the Hunger Games series, though the key difference being she is an actually talented storyteller, didn't argue with the film makes like James did, and a lot of her suggested changes (like making Effie an active member of the rebellion) actually improved the story.

And hearing how she had hour long arguments to overrule a much better scene (ignoring the safe word), I can see why the entertainment business practically strips all creative control from the author.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Jesus Christ shut up already, quit trying to get the last word in.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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khwarezm posted:

You know, this is the internet critic discussion thread so I don't think we should have to stop talking about this.

The mod


Junpei Hyde posted:

Curse of the moon owns.

Also no more TB chat. Please.

Said otherwise. Ya'll got your last licks in too so the other guy didn't get the last word, let it go already.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Arcsquad12 posted:

RalphTheMovieMaker has a few recap videos looking at Ghost shows, Bigfoot shows and Mystery DinersCHARLESSTYLESMYSTERYDINERS

Dunno if it was posted, but Jenny Nicholson talks about Opposite Worlds which is a pretty nightmarish reality show.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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a cartoon duck posted:

this reminds me of an episode of star trek

http://i.imgur.com/yDiiq2j.mp4

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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nine-gear crow posted:

And Shadows of the Empire still isnít canon yet

They know that Dash Rendar will usurp Han Solo as the best smuggler character.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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hopeandjoy posted:

Another part of it really is that fanfic is often the place that teenage girls express their teenage girl hormones which tends to bring more scorn than teenage boys doing the same things. For some reason teenage girls having weird hormonally driven porn is easier to make fun of than teenage boysí weird hormonally driven porn.

I will equally make fun of fanfiction whether its a boy wanting to gently caress hatsune miku or a girl wanting to be spit roasted by the backstreet boys, I'm an equal opportunity snarkist.


business hammocks posted:

Is there fanfiction created by teenage boys? (I should know better than to ask)

My Immortal

E: No seriously My Immortal was written by a dude.

Leal fucked around with this message at 18:29 on May 30, 2018

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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I can't wait for Battlefield V to come out so I can make my avatar a black woman and piss nerds off. The best form of harvesting internet salt is the one that requires the least effort.

Its funny how much people who go "friend of the family lolololol u mad u mad triggered" get mad and triggered themselves over something so simple.

E: Also saying "It disrespects those who fought the battle" as they make another meme of a war crime.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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....

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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FoldableHuman posted:

Assuming you have the standard "as little as I can get away with" budget, the Blue Yeti is actually a pretty good intersection of quality and price since there's so many on the second hand market. It's not amazing (which is why there's so many on the second hand market) but it's good enough, and it's super popular so there's a million and one tutorials out there on just about any problem or quirk that could ever crop up with one. Better setups don't really start to pay off until you're in the $300 range because you need both a good mic and a good interface. (The Yeti is basically a decent mic and a mediocre interface.) For the overwhelming majority of people starting out issues like room noise and mic technique are going to make a far greater impact on quality than the hardware limitations of the Yeti.

For editing software, I have esoteric recommendations.

If you have iMovie or Windows Movie Maker you should definitely use them until you hate them, which probably won't take long.

From there I'd recommend jumping into the deep end with Da Vinci Resolve. It's free, but it's also about as dense as a brick made out of a bunch smaller, denser bricks. Still, there's lots of tutorials out there, just not a whole ton that are YouTube-creator focused, so it tends to fly under the radar for that crowd. That said it's hardly insurmountable and includes a full-suite audio workstation, so you don't need to screw around with Audacity.

Edit: yes, I sat with this post open all day.

Just to expand on the Blue Yeti, just note that it is super sensitive. Like it's gonna catch you inhaling (even from 6 inches away), your lips smacking, your tongue hitting your teeth, the neighbor's dog farting, and the fire department 2 miles down the road responding to a call. Learn noise gating in Audacity so it will automatically mute all those low sounds so you wont have to do it manually. Or make sure you have background music that will hide it, like heavy metal or hardcore gangster rap.

When I make LP videos the recording, video editing and commentating combined and doubled doesn't come near the time I would spend manually editing the inhales, lip smacks and chair squeaks.


I was gonna post some comparison videos of when I used a blue snowball and when I upgraded to a blue yeti but uh... why the hell is my commentary louder using the snowball then the yeti what am I doing wrong

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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bessantj posted:

Really? Holy poo poo, I wold never have guessed that.

Can't blame ya, its hard to believe he makes that much with how much he wants to cry about how broke he is.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Lightning Knight posted:

I think it really comes down to a huge chunk of the population being very easy to get with clickbait. I remain convinced that the true path to 1m+ subs is a total lack of integrity and strong thumbnail/title creation skills more than anything else.

I dunno man, my neptunia thumbnails haven't been working out too well




What am I doing wrong? I got the red arrow AND the red circle, and that thing I notice happening more often where they take one image, copy and paste it, then move the 2 layers apart so each one takes half the shot, with one of them zoomed in.

E: Oh and I did meme speak in the title with a wacky face!

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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DoubleCakes posted:

That text is hard to read.

I try to make my thumbnails easy to read:




drat, I didn't think people actually read the text.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Wait what

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Max Wilco posted:

It should have been 'anime girls blabber endlessly about nothing', but I made some typos, and was too lazy to go back and fix it.

Oh its not real. You have no idea, the youtube bots man. They're after me. See in one video I had to pronounce "Tsundere" and I looked it up, thing is though I looked it up incognito. Then when I went to my regular browsing youtube recommends me a video on how to pick my FF14 class based on my 'dere personality. How did it know?!

E: I also haven't watched a proper FF14 video since Stormblood released, but I do talk about FF14 in the videos

Leal fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jun 3, 2018

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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achillesforever6 posted:

I would add Chip and Ironicus to that (isn't it weird that their MGSV LP isn't on the forums?)

Pretty sure he's gone full LP Zone at this point.



Either that or he knows he can't compete with my MGSV LP and just didn't want to bother

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Speaking of BFV and Internet Personalities, man is Joe getting raked over the coals over his BFV vids. A quick glance over comments are people suggesting he watch certain other youtube channels and how he has "the wrong opinion"

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Find politics confusing? It's time for some game theory.

Points, Actions, and Marginal Votes - The Game of Elections - Extra Politics - #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm-L9cIRdmY

Game Theory? Speaking of that wanker, he made a video about how he gives up on FNAF cause it stumps him. I guess that means its his final final FINAL for realsies final FNAF theory... right?

"Oh don't worry, the answer will come in a few days"

kay dude. Guess riding Logan Paul didn't pay the bills this month.

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

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Clowning on MatPat is always relevant!

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