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I do think Joseph Anderson belongs in the OP under Video-Games. Outside of some dumb attempts at humour with his gag-videos on Cuphead and Chrome's T-Rex Runner he steers clear of skits and seldom shows his face. And if he believes Dark Souls II is on the same level as Dark Souls I then who are we to judge?
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Apr 11, 2018 01:10
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Why on Earth is Sterling doing this pro-wrestling fad if he has a condition with his back? His constant mentions of Boglins were annoying, but then again Boglins never killed anyone.
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Apr 11, 2018 14:59
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There goes the Anime section.
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Apr 12, 2018 21:36
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Blockbuster Buster Brad Jones Toons These Days Bargain Boy Guru Larry Screen Crashers This is like Battle Royale except nobody wins and there's no scenery-chewing performance by Takeshi "Beat" Kitano.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:48
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Is Buster the one with the Jewish skeleton called Ronnie or is that someone else? I don't know, I hate skits now and prefer when reviewers just try to get point across without cracking wise. I must be getting old because I hated every scene with fighting in Black Panther.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:13
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For once we can use the word Exodus in its' proper context and not just a subtitle for a lame sequel.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:23
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DownTheRabbitHole will follow-up his live-read of the google-doc with CA's "defence" statement as well as recent revelations in 20 hours or so. Knudsen will be the Ken Burns of weird/uglu internet-poo poo.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:32
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All Frogs posted:A fitting comparison considering Groucho apparently danced on Hitler's grave. Groucho said afterwards he felt kind of empty. Given what a mindfuck this situation has been I wouldn't put it past Larry being the last person left in CA.
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Apr 13, 2018 03:13
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So who's got the writing chops to do the "death of the wcw" book about CA when things quiet down?
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Apr 13, 2018 03:21
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Well that response by Channel Awesome is disturbing the way Knudsen puts it. Just ten points of empty rhetoric covering their asses, and one point at the beginning where they out the identity of a sex-offender almost casually.
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Apr 14, 2018 02:14
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And script quality.
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Apr 14, 2018 13:52
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Joseph Anderson on Minit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_84aBNgLR0 Dear Lord, he pronounces "Mario" as "Mariao". Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Apr 14, 2018 |
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Apr 14, 2018 19:24
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Has there ever been a more misjudged use of production-funds than the Firefall bus? Star Citizen, three years into production and in a move that would only increase dev-time, announced it has a story-module were the characters are all mo-capped by actors you've heard of, like Gary Oldman.  This was in late-2015 and the game still isn't finished. I highly doubt there'll be more than ten seconds of Oldman in the final product. Wasn't this supposed to be Freelancer but with more content? Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Apr 16, 2018 |
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Apr 16, 2018 02:50
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Apparently Guru Larry outlasted Doug Walker? Found out a minute ago.
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Apr 16, 2018 20:40
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It must be very hard to find a flattering thumbnail for dsp.
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Apr 18, 2018 11:21
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It bothered me when Quinton Reviews brought up Lindsay Ellis and the Distressed Watcher in the same sentence, even though Lindsay Ellis is a highly charming and funny internet-reviewer and hasn't been banned from any fast-food establishments.
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Apr 18, 2018 20:38
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Matthewmatosis on Zachtronics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ct6oINg88
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Apr 24, 2018 00:25
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais's videos may be rough and his appraisals may be florid, but he even he has standards as he said Mass Effect: Andromeda sucks. Also convinced me get Dying Light on sale.
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Apr 24, 2018 12:26
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I removed the AV Club from Bookmarks when they redesigned the page-layout into the worst poo poo ever.
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Apr 25, 2018 01:42
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Keemstar has been mentioned in the thread. Post obligatory guide to Keemstar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o3TfHjj_e4 Keemstar's brief voice-acting role as the President of the United States: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNnAuRBFgGg Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Apr 25, 2018 |
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Apr 25, 2018 02:12
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Reasons to buy Subnautica over every other Survival game: + It costs 20 dollarydoos. + It's an underwater FPS instead of a Minecraft-clone. + It actually left Early Access. + None of the game is procedurally-generated. + It has a campaign complete with story that has a beginning, middle, and end. + Hunger and Thirst meters are optional. + Permadeath is restricted to hardcore mode. + Your character has awesome hair-gel. + Incredible atmosphere and tension. You will fear the Reaper. + Randy Pitchford is not mentioned anywhere in the credits. - Spots of poor-performance and noticeable pop-in. - Inventory management is pretty cumbersome. - Non-swimming sections are pretty awkward.
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May 7, 2018 13:52
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If you look at the quest page on Fallout 4 you'd think the game has a lot to offer, except besides how 80% of them are just shoot and loot, there's a load of "nothing" quests just to pad out the roster. Press a button, talk to someone, go to location X. Simple one-step affairs that somehow merit a mention. I don't compare new Fallout to old Fallout because they are completely different series with different audiences, I'm not grog enough to fault anyone for skipping those old-arse titles. Fallout 3 was dumb but amusingly dumb and gets by on the sheer novelty of being first. New Vegas was built on familiar ground but soars thanks to its roleplaying complexity and extensive reactivity. Fallout 4 however just aspires to be as boring as humanly possible, without once pushing the envelope and looking embarrassingly out of date given it came out the same year as Wild Hunt. Maybe if the guy who did the USS Constitution quest became a lead-designer then Fallout 5 could stand to be interesting.
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May 16, 2018 00:20
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The only good thing about the old fallout combat was the feedback: enemies getting burned alive, reduced to ash, eviscerated by minigun fire, melting into a puddle of goo. Nu-Xcom/ Shadowrun is much better at turn-based combat.
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May 16, 2018 18:41
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The worst part of Fallout 2 is how narrow the endgame is when it comes to avoiding combat. There's the ship's basement where you have to fight or flee those bargain-bin xenomorphs, and that president guy who you have to kill. You can't pick-pocket a key item off him so you must off him, but you want to do it without raising the alarm so you better be good at pick-pocketing grenades or have enough super-stimpaks to give him an overdose. The final boss can't be reasoned either but it's justified since he's a zealous brick-shithouse who doesn't waste time on diplomacy, and you can convince some mooks and hack some turrets to do the job for you.
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May 16, 2018 21:54
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Chris Davis on Fallout 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-o6DuLjs3Q Matthewmatosis also has a video on a Shenzen I/O, but his series on Zachtronics is really loving boring. Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 21:05 on May 24, 2018 |
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May 24, 2018 21:02
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Leal posted:I don't think even DSP stooped so low as to be happy when one of his detractors in the SOK died of cancer. Though he was happy to make a buck off the video on the subject.
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May 25, 2018 01:21
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's still hilarious the title of the original fanfic was "master of the universe". maybe give that a quick google before you title your work. "Mr. Skeletor will see you now."
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May 26, 2018 21:34
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I find RTS games unappealing because they ask me to run armies or entire civilizations when I can barely run my own life.
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Jun 4, 2018 17:35
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I used to have the one name, but after a chance with fate I am now called John BillboardSlogan.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:28
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I appear to have read the Killing Joke 30 years too late. It's a well-told, well-drawn take on what is very slight material that because of its short length it can't delve deep enough, so what does stand out is all the sheer nastyness of it all. It's sort of like how Goldfinger still holds up 50 years later if you ignore the part where James Bonds penis cures a woman from the gay.
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Jun 23, 2018 02:09
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If the likes of Milo Yianopolosl and Blaire White are part of the LGBT that skews alt-right, who also of the Bi and Lesbian community align with them?
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Jul 12, 2018 00:01
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A combination of such whinyness would create a singularity of suck.
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Jul 27, 2018 13:26
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NMS may be grindy as hell, but Sean Murray only sold a pipe-dream and not JPEGs. I don't even like hardcore space-sims so this is more my bag. I think NMS could be improved in one way by making the Pulse Engine infinite and removing the field of asteroids that render when you stop your ship.
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Jul 31, 2018 18:48
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Jesus I thought you were still talking about Giger there, but it seems his good name and standing are secure.
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Aug 2, 2018 00:42
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Guess which game's pulled an Electric Boogaloo and put out a sequel in the same year? Super Seducer 2! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozUiQ8hN3XQ
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Aug 3, 2018 17:32
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Who's been doling out the Samus avatars recently?
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Aug 5, 2018 23:35
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I picture Benedict Wong doing his sicilian-mobster voice from Prey for his new role as a bulldog: " We're going to make things right, Tramp, just like old times."
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Aug 15, 2018 22:25
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Snake from Metal Gear is a character that is special because of their origin, but becomes special through his actions. He's a genetically-engineered badass super-soldier, but he's also a pawn of the Illuminati/NWO/Quakers with an inbuilt expiry-date who can't maintain any lasting romantic relationships. He was dealt a bad hand to begin with, but what actually makes him special is his commitment towards heroism using his soldier skill. I do think the message of how "One's genes doesn't determine their fate" comes across as awkward when the likes of Liquid are assassinated specifically due to their genes.
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Amusingly you can finish the game with Magus dead, Crono waiting to be revived, and R-66Y (What a great name) looking at his watch because you said you'd pick him up after 400 years. This leaves the heavy lifting to Ayla, Lucca, and Frog. Also Marle, but nobody uses her.
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