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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Skeleton Argument Sanctum > Rotten Ringsports > WWE NXT: We Are The Ciampaions
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


 The crowd chanting,"MAMA MIA!" when Mauro almost got taken out by the announce table spot was so great

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Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Man of the Rising Sun


 I loving lost it at "Hence the word 'Pyrrhic'!"

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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of Earth and sea. From ancient evils unawoken, break the one that can't be broken. To blackest night, I pledge my soul and crush my heart to burning coal. To summon forth a deathly power, to see my hated foe devoured.


 Percy is the MVP of that video though.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Senerio posted:

Percy is the MVP of that video though.

What I love about that video (besides everything) is the fact that it shows how much every NXT announcer, even Percy, isn't afraid to lose their poo poo.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know, but you are fucking perfect

Nipponophile posted:

If WWE doesn't give me alternate angles of Mauro-cam with isolated Mauro commentary for every event from now on, I will literally riot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77Hp0f_nME

the way he looks at the camera for a split second when Baszler pops her shoulder in

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

 You want to know why Roddy joined the Undisputed Era?

Tough.

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John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Aleister Black being the 13th man to hold the NXT title is too perfect to have been written.

the fact that tye dillinger was not the 10th is a grudge i will hold to my grave

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

John Dudebro posted:

the fact that tye dillinger was not the 10th is a grudge i will hold to my grave

don't worry he's got a very good chance of being the 10th person future endevoured this month

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Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY

IcePhoenix posted:

the way he looks at the camera for a split second when Baszler pops her shoulder in



We don't deserve Mauro

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Jeremy Corbyn has been made the subject of an official complaint to the Labour party over his suggestion in 2013 that some British Zionists do not understand 'English irony'.

Are you offended?

Why not put in a complaint?



 War Machine Raiders!!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


 Goddamn War MachineRaiders owns. I hope they become Ellering's new large sons.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Cabbit posted:

Did he call Ricochet the "gif that keeps on giving"?
no

I’m not really sure what he said, but it definitely started with a j

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Jeremy Corbyn has been made the subject of an official complaint to the Labour party over his suggestion in 2013 that some British Zionists do not understand 'English irony'.

Are you offended?

Why not put in a complaint?

St Evan Echoes posted:

no

I’m not really sure what he said, but it definitely started with a j

Some people pronounce gif that way

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Rarity posted:

Some people pronounce gif that way

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

St Evan Echoes posted:



Wait... what's the goke?

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

 Another case of WWE Corporate rewriting the language!

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

To get the low down exclusive, call my hotline now!


 Nixon Newell seems to be finally cleared to return to action. NXT had her knee surgically repaired when she reported to the Performance Center. She has been recovering for about a year now. If you don't follow UK indies she's about to become your new favourite wrestler.

https://twitter.com/ifyouseekcasey/...504061616623616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VvbFOMPphg

rovert fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2018 around 19:18

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


 nixon newell has a rly good voice

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Demtor
Apr 23, 2008

"...you won't be able to walk, if you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you..."

 God bless whoever had the idea of having a Mauro Ranallo cam. He is truly the English equivalent of Shinpei Nogami from NJPW but even more animated. gently caress JBL forever.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


 i don't really like mauros announcing BUT i like watching him actually do it? Dude seems super cool during it

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013

Demtor posted:

He is truly the English equivalent of Shinpei Nogami from NJPW

Can't wait for Mauro to get attacked by a bald, bearded guy who constantly paints his face like Garfield.

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Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008



 I will always defend my boy Mauro because gently caress, at least he seems to care. Cole (barring his WM30 calls) is just so rote nowadays that it robs even the coolest poo poo of impact sometime. At least Corey is trying to carry it.

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Demp
Nov 5, 2003

GLORIOUS

rovert posted:

Nixon Newell seems to be finally cleared to return to action. NXT had her knee surgically repaired when she reported to the Performance Center. She has been recovering for about a year now. If you don't follow UK indies she's about to become your new favourite wrestler.

https://twitter.com/ifyouseekcasey/...504061616623616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VvbFOMPphg

I saw Nixon a few times at Axxess, she was mostly hanging around with Kay Lee Ray, and she looked like she was chomping at the bit to get back in the ring. I’m excited for her.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


 NXT, in my opinion, is good! I like to watch it on my screen!

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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


 Booker could have saved the commentary, but that ship has sailed and now we have the equally bad, but less entertaining Coach

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

HEY YEAH BARK AT THE MOON


then discard two cards at random


 Meltzer gave both the ladder and Gargano/Ciampa matches 5 stars.

I guess he liked TakeOver.

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


 Gargano joins a very elite crew of multiple ***** matches

Snowflakes for the rest of the card:

Ember/Shayna: ***1/4
Tag: ***1/4
Black/Almas: ****1/4

What a goddamn show

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


 That's the first double five star match card ever, isn't it.

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

HEY YEAH BARK AT THE MOON


then discard two cards at random

VJeff posted:

That's the first double five star match card ever, isn't it.

There are also only 5 5-Star matches in WWE ever that aren’t in 2018

Cena/Punk - 2011 MITB
Austin/Bret - WM13
Michaels/Undertaker HIAC - Badd Blood
Razor Ramon/Michaels ladder match - WM10
Bret/Owen cage match - SummerSlam 94

Basically Gargano is as good as Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

 5-star Lars

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007

VJeff posted:

That's the first double five star match card ever, isn't it.

For WWE yeah

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


 NXT doesn't have any five star matches, starts pushing Gargano and Cole and suddenly has three of them. Hmmmmm.

This Rebel Heart, Bay Bay.

VJeff fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2018 around 06:12

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

HEY YEAH BARK AT THE MOON


then discard two cards at random


 Adam Cole has a lot of 5 Star matches for a bad wrestler

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS

SatoshiMiwa posted:

For WWE yeah

Seems like it is in general the first card to get 2 five star matches if there isn't any missing here http://www.profightdb.com/top-rated-matches.html

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

KungFu Grip posted:

Seems like it is in general the first card to get 2 five star matches if there isn't any missing here http://www.profightdb.com/top-rated-matches.html

I could've sworn Naito/Tanahashi from last year's Dominion got 5, but yeah no, looks like this is the first one

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Norwegian Rudo
May 8, 2013


 I believe there was an AJW tag tournament back in the day where both the final block match and the actual final, both between the same teams, each got 5.

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

 No surprise Ciampa carried Gargano to a five star match, just like he carried #DIY!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


 Meltzer: In fact... 5 star matches for everybody in the room!
Revival runs in
Revival: Did you just say-
Meltzer: Too late, bald pate

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

But First...We train!



 Man gargano could have had 3/4 5 star matches if the revival series had got its due.

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Jekyll and Hyde
Mar 15, 2013

AndhisnameisMarcoDiaz

Benne posted:

I could've sworn Naito/Tanahashi from last year's Dominion got 5, but yeah no, looks like this is the first one

I thought Manami Toyota had 2 5 star matches in one night? Or were those different shows?

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