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Ifnkovhgroghprm because mental warfare is super fun.
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Apr 16, 2018 03:04
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HiHo ChiRho posted:I'm bucking the trend because our point is to extract, so the sooner we are back to full mana essentially the faster we can probably get done. Magical "construction" takes three days, physical takes 7. There is not any difference in the amount of days to get up to 40 mana (9) with either this or Lone Badger's plan, it's just that this plan for a trade off of taking 5 more mana at the start and costs us 100 less gold that you start getting mana regenerated on day 4 instead of day 8. Basically this takes the same amount of days to get mana neutral and saves us 100 gold. Exactly so.
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Apr 18, 2018 03:56
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I formally request that we apply for status as the local branch of the Wu Tang Clan.
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Apr 20, 2018 04:36
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AA We can't afford to look incompetent on our first gig.
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Apr 21, 2018 00:14
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Prince of Space posted:We need at least one (1) Turtleman per four (4) Crabmen. Otherwise the Crabmen start to get unruly and squabble among each other. Interesting, but perhaps we should get a few Squidmen too. It would be good to have Minions who can grab curious victims-to-be without killing them and understand more complicated instructions.
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Apr 23, 2018 14:31
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Hexenritter posted:begin work on Fisty the mantis pistolshrimpman Ftfy. Never not hybridize
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Apr 24, 2018 02:56
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Train a school of magic pufferfish to swim into cracks our crabguys make and act like little explosives.
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Apr 25, 2018 03:16
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This could work if we apply illusory magic to look like a mermaid and not pre-depression Ursula.
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Apr 29, 2018 04:51
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All We really have to do is feed a whale shark to our guys and throw the leavings on the beach though?
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Apr 29, 2018 05:06
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We aren't necromancy focused, so we can't do much with a corpse. Make an awesome puppet?
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Apr 29, 2018 05:12
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Hexenritter posted:Noooo, not Fisty, he's not even in the prime of his life yet! He hasn't even punched a hole through a dude in full plate. When he does we need to send a not-condolence card to his family reading "Death By Shrimp LOL".
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Apr 29, 2018 17:38
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May 1, 2018 04:35
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B. Make a Croctopus peasant snatcher to abduct more subjects.
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May 4, 2018 12:01
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These are all excellent ideas.
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May 5, 2018 16:11
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B. Find out who shot the arrow and turn them into a sapphire-locating thinger what helps the crabs. Efficiency and such. Do it in front of everyone while narrating the process as required by union code which we have been slightly lax in adhering to thus far..
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May 8, 2018 11:59
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We need to kidnap a random villager and turn them into like some kind of fugu fish that can walk on land to go paralyze all the adventurers and then we can turn them into loyal servants.
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May 8, 2018 23:33
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sheep-dodger posted:Sorry, but we need a Starscream to our Megatron Agreed. Things would be so very extra interesting on top of how fantastic this is so far.
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May 9, 2018 00:37
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... Nope. Not gonna do it. I propose we make them dig extra deep and trigger some kind of bullshit artesian aquifer leak and flood the whole goddam island. This, in addition to other proposed courses of action, turns us into the Scrooge McSquidLady of Sapphires.
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May 10, 2018 02:54
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This is going to be such a magnificent disaster.
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May 10, 2018 03:42
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Sieg Lass C
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May 10, 2018 14:17
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In an alternate universe, we'd be a cyberpunk villain hacker with the handle of SIEG_FILE
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May 11, 2018 04:15
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Grey Hunter posted:My net is dead atm. And sod writing an update on my phone. I'll try and het one out on monday. Have you tried using your phone as a mobile hotspot? I find it very handy when my ISP is having fits.
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May 13, 2018 09:26
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C2 Good Manager
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May 14, 2018 13:21
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Last job was 2 grand for a whole lotta Sapphires. I imagine a good chunk of that was the value of the gems, with the rest being our labor fee. Considering that this is a more hazardous task due to much higher likelihood of drawing the attention of heroes, we can call the difference hazard pay. Then a slight increase due to our experience and resources. 2,200
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May 16, 2018 14:06
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Doubt it. Retired hero? Dude likely does not want for cash. Besides, could have been one of those Lawful Rogues who specialized in magical IED disposal.
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May 17, 2018 12:48
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Malaria.
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May 18, 2018 16:42
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malbogio posted:Pfft. Nah. We give the mosquitos a disease which turns people into mosquito people. Desperately hungry vampires with insect wings and a proboscis like a spear. Start a plague of bloodsuckers that consumes the whole continent. We're a laser guided bomb in our task. A JDAM, not TSAR BOMBA. We do our stuff and gently caress off. Maybe there's side profit here, but it would be great if we could achieve our goal and maintain relative anonymity. E: [removed an rear end in a top hat jab] we could spread a supervirulent malaria, then spread a strain that causes the carriers to hunt carriers of all malaria strains. poo poo. Patent that and sell it to our alignment-challenged counterparts. Good everything vector for cures and such. Profit? Blasphemaster fucked around with this message at 04:36 on May 19, 2018 |
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May 19, 2018 04:30
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Kidnap a bunch of ne'er-do-wells and hybridize them with otters. (gotta keep with a theme or we lose the hidden XP bonus) Allow the inevitably cockney ottermans to retain the abilities of speech and higher cognition in order to have them play the part of the servants of a benevolent lady who just wants to help etc. capture and transform etc. Thus we grow our initial, perfectly suited group of saboteurs to rightly gently caress Things Good. Also we replace the morality center of their brain with a tic tac or whatever who cares.
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May 25, 2018 04:37
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Splicer posted:E: Set up a company store. If they want capitalism they get capitalism. Pick the most ambitious looking beaver and set them up as the store manager. Divide and conquer. Sounds good. Go full robber baron.
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May 29, 2018 12:36
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Let's get in touch with our Employer and see about a mental enslavement spell or whatever as a backup. Hell, add it to our repertoire and make one half of the villages kill the other half, then mop up with our dudes.
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May 29, 2018 20:29
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Liquid Communism posted:I'm pretty sure Hydralisks eat everything. Implement Plan 
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May 31, 2018 03:09
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Dinictus posted:We're on a deadline. And we want a high enough body count. We need more beavers to maximize our Labour's output. And if they have the additional workers, we can look at maximizing the damage we can do to the populace. This makes sense.
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May 31, 2018 11:30
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Can we at least introduce malaria for funsies?
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Jun 1, 2018 04:37
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We just need to remember the Rogues have low fortitude saves.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:55
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Hexenritter posted:This, plus we can keep the fascinating Sand Striker idea in the wings for later, along with the mantislobster. Hell, we could even cross lobsters with stonefish later on and bulk them up massively to create Rock Lobsters. Now you see, if we did that we would be obligated to turn them into horrible musicians who only have that one song.
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Jun 6, 2018 04:00
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Hexenritter posted:We could set up a Love Shack where they convert Shiny Happy People Well maybe we could turn them into people who don't remember who wrote what song, and unleash them upon the urban masses to spread confusion and discord! can't believe I forgot that was The B-52s. Christ.
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Jun 6, 2018 05:47
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Maybe make him a male version of what we turned Seaglass into. Start our own race of self-replicating minions. Of which we are their creator, and therefore their god.
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Jun 6, 2018 12:01
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1. Chuck some superfrogs or some poo poo at the villages. Let's go full chain of unintended consequences.
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Relentless posted:This. We are getting quite the little workforce and not all of them are feeling it. B E aggressive!
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