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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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2a

Look into the seed, and if time permits send out some feelers for revenge.

wiegieman fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Sep 21, 2018

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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Blasphemaster posted:

Turn some Vampire Squids sapient, hire someone to give them actual vampirism, and have them patrol the waters. Complete with spooky capes.

Yes.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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I think what we can all agree on is that the intersection surface of marine predators and necromantic endeavor is both large and fascinating.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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We should absolutely be feeding this thing Scarga-brand evil mana, but in controlled quantities.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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super sweet best pal posted:

Let's splice it with seaweed DNA before we activate it so it matches our underwater theme.

I'm thinking we grow it into the living throne at the center of the future kelp forest dungeon.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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B

A&E

D


Let's get our monster on: Kelp Forest Ents.

wiegieman fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Sep 28, 2018

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Blasphemaster posted:

Can we chuck a brain control parasite up his nose or something?

Alternatively, send them to an extradimensional pocket full of brain control parasites.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Deadmeat5150 posted:

Depending on how portals work why not just open one a few hundred feet in the air and giggle while they pancake?

The wizard will probably just levitate them all or something. Best to put them somewhere that immediately neutralizes them.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Teleport out with the king to get more info from him, and tell the world about his son.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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BB

We do have a whole religion of people who view Sarga as an incarnation of divine vengeance.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Point of order: that one is indestructible except in extremis, and he still died in the end.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Outrail posted:

Because they'll gently caress it up. They'll gently caress it aaaaaalllll the way up.

If all you need someone to do is fight hard and die trying, what is there to screw up?

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Beerdeer posted:

B&C

Being trained as a witch-queen will be so much more attractive than getting married off to 70 year old Baron Dingleberry to secure an obscure alliance.

I like it. Besides, a million is a round number.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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C, but load her up with as much enhancement magic as possible just in case. Sarga should know Seaglass's biology better than she does.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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A plague that literally cures itself when you pray to Asherah the correct way.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Direct fights just get you killed by some Hero. We don't fight, we do economics.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Blasphemaster posted:

A. And grow a headless clones, rip off an arm and staple it back on us. Keep a few more around so we have a stash of body parts just in case this crap happens again.

This is just asking for one of them to grow a head and try to usurp us. Let's keep to growing separate limbs.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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The point is to give the illusion of engagement without actually granting real authority.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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CourValant posted:

Vote: +1

Whatever option gets us closest to this.

Well, first you have two major political parties. The electorate votes, sure, but since elections are expensive and the rich and powerful control funding, the candidates can only drift so far from positions that are popular with their patrons. You can allow, even encourage the fringe groups to run too, but they can't seriously compete even if the voters would actually rather have them in power. It'll be the Traditionalists and the Reformists in the vast majority of seats that matter, and the same people fund both. You can even bring that money and influence into the parties' internal selection process, so the filtering of undesirable officials happens away from the public eye. Just say you don't want to the central government to interfere with their right to independently select candidates.

...is what I'd suggest if I wasn't looking for the smallest bit of escapism.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Just make sure if we make a rapid breeding worship species it doesn't go the same route as Asherah's did. We need them to think of us as mighty but ineffable, and that needs to be hardcoded in. No redefining this divinity.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Stoner Sloth posted:

If we speed up time enough it won't have time to, if it does then leave the realm and slow it down so that it's trapped there for a thousand years before it completes the thought, 'I should leave here.'

If it escapes that then we're still in the same position and moving around :shrug:

You're assuming this stuff will have any effect on it, which it might in the short term, but definitely not more than once or in the long term.

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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

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Set off random sea hag shaped magical flares around the world. Do some in populated areas so she has to go in loud and cause collateral, that will slow them down.

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