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2a Look into the seed, and if time permits send out some feelers for revenge. wiegieman fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Sep 21, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 15:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:22 |
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Blasphemaster posted:Turn some Vampire Squids sapient, hire someone to give them actual vampirism, and have them patrol the waters. Complete with spooky capes. Yes.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 23:28 |
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I think what we can all agree on is that the intersection surface of marine predators and necromantic endeavor is both large and fascinating.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 00:08 |
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We should absolutely be feeding this thing Scarga-brand evil mana, but in controlled quantities.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 18:16 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Let's splice it with seaweed DNA before we activate it so it matches our underwater theme. I'm thinking we grow it into the living throne at the center of the future kelp forest dungeon.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 19:29 |
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B A&E D Let's get our monster on: Kelp Forest Ents. wiegieman fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Sep 28, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 14:28 |
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Blasphemaster posted:Can we chuck a brain control parasite up his nose or something? Alternatively, send them to an extradimensional pocket full of brain control parasites.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 16:08 |
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Deadmeat5150 posted:Depending on how portals work why not just open one a few hundred feet in the air and giggle while they pancake? The wizard will probably just levitate them all or something. Best to put them somewhere that immediately neutralizes them.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2018 00:53 |
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Teleport out with the king to get more info from him, and tell the world about his son.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 18:02 |
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BB We do have a whole religion of people who view Sarga as an incarnation of divine vengeance.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 16:17 |
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Point of order: that one is indestructible except in extremis, and he still died in the end.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 18:27 |
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Outrail posted:Because they'll gently caress it up. They'll gently caress it aaaaaalllll the way up. If all you need someone to do is fight hard and die trying, what is there to screw up?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 05:22 |
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Beerdeer posted:B&C I like it. Besides, a million is a round number.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 16:33 |
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C, but load her up with as much enhancement magic as possible just in case. Sarga should know Seaglass's biology better than she does.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 16:31 |
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A plague that literally cures itself when you pray to Asherah the correct way.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 17:29 |
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Direct fights just get you killed by some Hero. We don't fight, we do economics.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:26 |
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Blasphemaster posted:A. And grow a headless clones, rip off an arm and staple it back on us. Keep a few more around so we have a stash of body parts just in case this crap happens again. This is just asking for one of them to grow a head and try to usurp us. Let's keep to growing separate limbs.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 14:06 |
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The point is to give the illusion of engagement without actually granting real authority.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 21:03 |
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CourValant posted:Vote: +1 Well, first you have two major political parties. The electorate votes, sure, but since elections are expensive and the rich and powerful control funding, the candidates can only drift so far from positions that are popular with their patrons. You can allow, even encourage the fringe groups to run too, but they can't seriously compete even if the voters would actually rather have them in power. It'll be the Traditionalists and the Reformists in the vast majority of seats that matter, and the same people fund both. You can even bring that money and influence into the parties' internal selection process, so the filtering of undesirable officials happens away from the public eye. Just say you don't want to the central government to interfere with their right to independently select candidates. ...is what I'd suggest if I wasn't looking for the smallest bit of escapism.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 00:39 |
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Just make sure if we make a rapid breeding worship species it doesn't go the same route as Asherah's did. We need them to think of us as mighty but ineffable, and that needs to be hardcoded in. No redefining this divinity.
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 13:47 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:If we speed up time enough it won't have time to, if it does then leave the realm and slow it down so that it's trapped there for a thousand years before it completes the thought, 'I should leave here.' You're assuming this stuff will have any effect on it, which it might in the short term, but definitely not more than once or in the long term.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 03:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:22 |
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Set off random sea hag shaped magical flares around the world. Do some in populated areas so she has to go in loud and cause collateral, that will slow them down.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 04:51 |