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Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS





1) Name - Mallus The Undying
2) Race - Human Lich (pre-op)
3) Academics (Dungeon Masters) - Magic
4) Academics (Dungeon Minor) - Theater
5) Academics (Weakness) - Architecture
6) Dream Job - Tenure

Gentlemen, what separates the cutpurses and crime bosses from the truly great villains?

:skeltal:PRESENTATION!:skeltal:

For one low, low price of *choghplem*, you can purchase the incomparable services of I, MALUS THE UNDYING! You’ll never need another villain! I’ll turn your town’s crypt into a cavalcade of corpses, and sustain your hero economy for centuries to come!

*well rehearsed evil laugh*

Hmm? My skin? Well I plan to transition to a full lich once I get settled in. It’s a major unlife step and I don’t want to rush into it. Plus I’ve got a fantastic makeup team in the interim. Now sign here and my prop guys- prop skelet- ARMY OF SKELETONS can begin setting up a dungeon within a month. d-Don’t touch those spike traps! They are very real and not at all plywood. Very deadly, very expensive.

...

:skeltal:

(Also throwing support for Talia Breakwater or the Monster Master)

Triskelli fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Apr 12, 2018

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Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
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The OP is a little sparse on structure; we’re picking one bad guy to follow for the CYOA, right? Practicing my maniacal laugh either way

https://youtu.be/R6MlHxAzLXA

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS





:skeltal: Arise my puppets, and vote for me! :skeltal:

rrfgh, drat puppet strings

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Barbed Tongues posted:

Swapping vote to Sarga.

Crazycryodude posted:

Switching from Jannie Cooper to Sarga

Killer dolphin wrecking crew set up in the sunken wreck of the Musashi, the ultimate Grey Hunter setting.

Relentless posted:

I would like to see Sarga. And see her subcontract Stikt for elaborate canal lock stair systems to move fish monsters up so they can be dropped on adventurers.

:argh: Do you folks want Illithids? Because this is how you get Illithids!

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Hexenritter posted:

You say that like it's a bad thing

Coming from other dimensions, taking our jobs. Plus there’s no growth potential in summoning dark gods to destroy the world!!

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Nyaa posted:

4. Mine

Maybe we can flood it with corrosion acid that melt the soil and leave the gem intact.

Also voting 4, but I’m thinking about a magpie/ironfoot snail blend. All the gems, zero of the effort.

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Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
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Azhais posted:

I like it. Also just think how pretty the reef would be. Relaxing to sharks swimming past

Voting 3 for the abundance of :science: that can be done on the local wildlife! Can anyone else say rock-eating parrotfish?




E: vvv They’re lookers, aren’t they? vvv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-blz2ghKOU

Triskelli fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Apr 17, 2018

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