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I'm going to post everyone's deepest secret wish, since it won't happen: Kawhi returns and the Spurs destroy Golden State in 5. Kawhi is carried off on Pop's shoulders. edit- and Zaza bunnyhops back to Georgia never to be seen again on court.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 17:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:52 |
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Good Work You Get An HIV posted:https://twitter.com/KofieYeboah/status/984417449935327235 Nope Fast Luck posted:Theres a guy at work that keeps telling me that Carmelo is good and the Thunder's problem is Westbrook, and that he didn't wnat a GSW/OKC first round matchup because he wants that matchup later in the playoffs. There's real people who think this way He's begging you to take his money. I don't think he's a real person, tbf.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 22:39 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:"I feel like Melo has another gear" is the stupidest NBA analyst sentence I've heard all year. Prove me wrong Caramelaveigne Hold my gear
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 03:28 |
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chunkles posted:
This looks like a postage issue for a central African dictator for life
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 16:20 |
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Furriners dominating and lo 'n behold, Can Playem Kanter is right middling ahead of his 'stache bro.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 16:22 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:He looks like a banana split He mos def does not look like William T. Gibbons
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 16:23 |
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Hmmm. Looks like after 2 blockbuster trades for Paul George and over-the-hill-Melo, the Thunder's record improved by...... 1 game.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 19:21 |
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ChickenMedium posted:I mean on the one hand, it's a phrase that people his age would have grown up thinking was just a clean alternative to "mother loving" and probably gave no second thought to it. On the other hand, it is super racist. On the 3rd hand the guy is black and an ex-player (and Idk the context of cotton-picking, but on the 4th, he has a maddening stutter (and possibly Tourette's, so you'd ask why the hell is he even an announcer itfp amirite?) and that's probably a go-to escape phrase. I don't see racism.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 01:18 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:im sorry? Adjusts Oh right, the other guy. Dejan Bimble posted:America needs to embrace soccer so that there's a sport with space for people who aren't very tall, so all people of normal height don't have to be forced into cornerback, safety, point guard, and running back Imagine if Teddy Roosevelt had followed through on his threat to ban college handeggball. There'd have been no NFL. Only footie.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 01:59 |
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MourningView posted:You can just say you like watching boxing, man, you don't have to pretend that watching two guys give each other dementia for your entertainment is somehow moral. I still watch football I'm not in any position to judge My dad was a big boxing fan, which I kind of understood, him coming from the Bronx. But he was such a gentle man. I got more clued in when my sister wanted to take him to see a biopic called Raging Bull, and I named the fighter. He says, "Hell no, I wouldn't watch that, that guy's a bum, I grew up in the same tenement with them. His little brother and me, we didn't get along at all." And when my mom was brought into the conversation, she's all "Oh yeah that Vicky, the neighborhood tart!" No point to the anecdote except that Jake LaMotta took an insane amount of shots to the head and lived to nearly 100 with no dramatic dementia. Otoh, he was a middleweight. And an rear end in a top hat, if the stories my dad told were true. And why would he lie?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 15:14 |
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Jota posted:https://twitter.com/sixers/status/985877024639209472 He was a hella prototype guard
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 16:04 |
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zoux posted:Look it's simple. If Kawhi leaves, Lebron is coming to San Antonio, case closed LeBron would not play for Pop and Pop would not have the aggravation. Case closed
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 20:34 |
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mods ban this chucklefuck pls
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 00:33 |
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Lasagna Pilot posted:Word is his handlers didn't like his shoe contract offer and may want a big city to augment his brand. For lack of a shoe, a ship was lost.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 01:31 |
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euphronius posted:Who took a pay cut to go to OkC. Any teacher that has stayed.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 21:38 |
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Brolander posted:dont make a post that is just a signature I think Anne gets a pass, or passes idk.....
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 22:46 |
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Drunk Canuck posted:Hayward wanted to become bigger than Larry Bird. Bird basically played on one leg when he needed to. There once was a baller named Hayward Whose career went slightly wayward Landed so hard in Boston His legs well he lost 'em He didn't tell his body not today, word I'll see mys elf out
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 22:05 |
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RaySmuckles posted:oh ok, that makes sense. i didn't watch much of the rockets game tonight because it was a slaughter Rip Mrs Popovich and Hotlanta's mum and all good ladies who fall to this cruel disease
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 16:38 |
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NotWearingPants posted:The 15 more points scored by Mitchell is obviously more valuable than the 50+ points generated by Simmons' assists. Mitchell is a great fit for that team, and I really think they're going to beat OKC. Also lol at this because it's true
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 16:45 |
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dokmo posted:No, it's that he shoots when there are better options available, like open teammates or 18 seconds of shot clock left Like Russ or Melo for example
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 17:56 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:I just want it to be known I have nothing against Donovan Mitchell and I think he'll be a perennial all-star, I'm just sick of RUDY GOBERT not getting CREDIT and I won't take it anymore. No way. Even if it means stepping on some toes Gobert, more like Goobair, steps on toes all the time, but crafty Adams makes it look like he gets pushed or tripped every play.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 20:35 |
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scuz posted:The Japanese lady who illustrates the OKC players gets the royal treatment and it's so I can't stand it. Hey scuz, maybe C/P the article for the rest of us who don't sub to the WSJ? TIA? TYVM RSVP HAND
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 21:37 |
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scuz posted:My bad dude, sorry. I don't have a sub either, it must just work in incognito mode or somethin. You're a good man scuz. I tried incognito, but maybe it already was wise to my antics. I tried roughing up the dame at the front desk, but she wouldn't squeal.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 21:47 |
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Jota posted:some day i will crack the case about how old you are mr mambo *Godfather voice* Good. Someday three years from now, and that day may never come, it'll be a number. A funny number.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 00:34 |
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Time posted:My dude are you a wizard at 417 years old Friend Time, it is even possible within your realm for one who has seen Your True Form......if he has studied his Agrippa...... which I have-
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 00:47 |
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Rabbi Tupac posted:"Mitchell Neil William "Mitch" McGary is an American former professional basketball player who is currently a bowler." This reads like the beginning of a Coen Brothers script. What is boggling to me is- and this is not a Matt Barnes AMA revelation, although that confirms what everyone's known for years- how the hell this whiteboy or anyone could bomb out of the league for smoking pot.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 16:26 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:At least he found something that he loved doing. Knockin' em down, slingin pin, whippin' the noodle I'm seeing a novelty act where he strolls up to the lane on a unicycle with a giant spliff tucked in his bowler and slam dunks a 12 lb bowling ball into the pocket
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 16:38 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Wtf is with this historical revisionism when that PG13 trade went down it was uniformly regarded as Pritchard magic and how Indy got ripped off. No one thought Dipo was a really good player who would make a major leap. Even when he started playing well it was "lol he's only good in Indy" I think you meant Presti magic, but lol at the froodian.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 01:16 |
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Redgrendel2001 posted:Stotts isn't terrible. I think the roster is flawed beyond belief and don't see how Olshey doesn't get the majority of the blame for that. Stotts was a good player for the Sooners back in the day, and is a good coach.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 02:52 |
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MourningView posted:Dolan periodically still floats the idea of bringing back Isiah so he's loyal in his own weird way That's right, you don't know Luke is being axed and I don't think Jeannie Buss will let it happen.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 17:31 |
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NTRabbit posted:He's outright stated this season he wants to create history and lead Australia to the gold medal, he's not getting poached Actually, if he does that he'll end up scrambled over easy.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 15:16 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:No one is saying they would beat the US but every other country is effectively going for Silver unless Larry Brown is coaching Bribing Adam Silver won't get you anywhere in the Olympics doh. I will now see myself to the posting door.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 15:25 |
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Tae posted:Carmelo gonna cost the Thunder Paul George Thunder are going into tank mode again, or retank in this case and be sold back to Seattle
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 16:20 |
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zoux posted:The craziest thing about him is that he's 24 That is totally not the craziest thing about him, but I get where you're coming from.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 17:01 |
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DeimosRising posted:Last off-season Adams’s stock was so low he went for like 7 bucks in the forums auction playtime. Now a season later he’s a secret top 5 center. It’s hard to say really, he’s a weird player He'd be a lot better with fundamental coaching, imo. He's not an elite shot blocker like Gobert, but he really ought to be able to own the paint and learn to quit lunging consistently like a fool at unblockable shots. Also, he drifts and forgets his man a lot for easy layups for the opposition.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 19:10 |
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Jota posted:if the sixers lose i hope they send meeks rear end back to jail lol, that ought to be part of the conditions and ugh draymond get the gently caress off my screen you douche
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 00:49 |
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Props to the Sixers and their rabid fan kennel... they well kept their cool in a series against a Miami team that resorted to a lot of thuggery, and that shows a lot more maturity than you'd typically expect from so many young players. Good luck getting to the finals.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 16:07 |
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Can't play Melo.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 16:57 |
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Akbar posted:This is like Stockholm syndrome Either you don't understand Stockholm syndrome or you've got the wrong ex-Thunder doh KD edit- or your post is 6th dimensional chess re: how suck the OKC franchise is
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 17:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:52 |
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MelancholyMark posted:If it goes to six I hope he comes to the Utah game too Me too.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 20:37 |