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MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Jota posted:

lmao that james harden became the monster he is today because he was a little fat nerd that loved candy

He looks unnatural as an athletic man

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MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Dejan Bimble posted:

"I feel like Melo has another gear" is the stupidest NBA analyst sentence I've heard all year. Prove me wrong Caramelaveigne

Melo does have another gear, an eating cereal in pajamas and playing video games gear

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

IcePhoenix posted:

Switch Batum to sixth man, move Meto to the 3, start Blake

Meto World Piece

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

MourningView posted:

You can just say you like watching boxing, man, you don't have to pretend that watching two guys give each other dementia for your entertainment is somehow moral. I still watch football I'm not in any position to judge

I prefer to watch two guys making passionate love, basketball is a close second

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

BWV posted:

Tony Brothers reffing the Raptors game tonight with Scott Foster. On the other hand it is gross and rainy in Toronto today so it means there will be less disappointed people loitering in front of the arena
Unfortunately for you guys I'm going to watch with some real humans so you'll be missing out on my hysterical and fatalistic poo poo posts.

This is bad news

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
What do we think Wall was telling Lowry here?

https://streamable.com/p8frg

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

WhyteRyce posted:

I'm confused, by saying that you defend that Jrue contact you are saying that you think he's a max contract player. Not even Jrue can mount a defense that strong

Well if the pelicans are this good it stands to reason....

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Lessail posted:

It was wild yesterday watching a lot of people turn into sad Raptors fans and declare a 4 point halftime game over

I missed it but lol there's no way you weren't one if these people.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
I wonder how PG will feel when the Pacers finally beat Lebron without him... makes u think

The signature move of Oladipo backing up and charging the three point line for a pull up 3 is interesting

MOVIE MAJICK fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Apr 16, 2018

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Kobe analyzes Demar's game 1 versus the Wizards in a bizarrely egotistical 1st person perspective


https://streamable.com/c9nan

https://streamable.com/q4t11

https://streamable.com/jejy2

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Wierd opinion but I think Otto Porter is a more valuable NBA player than either Beal or Wall

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Otto Porter only played 24 minutes. Wtf is Scott Brooks smoking?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

IcePhoenix posted:

I get an extreme amount of joy from seeing Dame get run out of the playoffs

Is he a fraude?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
I'm surprised Parker is even playing. Dude had no time to gel with the squad this season

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Ghost Dog posted:

is there any doubt that current day paul pierce on the wizards would have resulted in toronto getting swept? i think not

The only thing current day Paul Pierce is sweeping is cookie crumbs off his goddamn lieing lips

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Two Tone Shoes posted:

They were doing this to Mirotic, too. People were talking about how well the Blazers were getting offensive rebounds and it's because they're just allowed to shove Davis and Mirotic out of the play every possession.

SMH, Davis on Davis crimes

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Beal is 4th in minutes played this season. Do you suppose he is burnt out?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

The Walrus posted:

its just a fact of life here. we (white people) dont think of them (non white people) as minorities anymore. its just how it is.

note this doesnt extend to our police force, but I digress

I know man. I'm from Toronto and people here in the US just dont get it.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Cool Buff Man posted:

You know how Barry Bond's head got really big

Well that happened to MJ's jeans

Lol

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Away all Goats posted:

https://twitter.com/ByTimReynolds/status/987163974159536134

So where's Whiteside getting traded to this summer. Bucks maybe?

What team would want this baby back bitch?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenStandig/status/987365513448906752

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Tonight will be epic for the win

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Lockback posted:

People on this board have super unrealistic expectations on how young athletic wings should play and generally favor guy who efficiently score even if they can't create poo poo. Half the posters would have cut DeRozan or Dipo and wonder why their roster of Cole Aldrich, Korver, and Mario Chalmers wasn't an offensive powerhouse.

Seconded

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
The Blazers are in bizarrely similar situation right now to the 2015 sweep of the Raptors by the wizards

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

These playoffs have been really hype so far

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/JADubin5/status/987471358362873861

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
As long as the Raptors dont lose at home these layoffs, the chip is in the bag.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
How negatively does Jazz in 5 effect Westbrook's legacy as MVP?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

euphronius posted:

But by early April, Brand had seen Philadelphia win just nine games. If they didn’t get another win in the final five games of the season, the team would tie the 1972-73 Sixers for the worst record in NBA history.

It was time for some tough love. Brand had a huge poster made that said, “Congratulations on Tying the Record for Worst Team in NBA History” with the number of every player on the roster on it. He hung it in the locker room before the team’s game against the New Orleans Pelicans on April 4, 2016.


:wtc:

That's some Kevin Durant level bitchmade

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Who would you rather be shackled to, Evan Turner + Meyers Leonard or Whiteside?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Are the Bucks better this year outside of Giannis? I feel like no

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
I was shaking my head a lot watching Bledsoe last night

https://streamable.com/bvbmy

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/JLew1050/status/989896486514196481


It's weird to me that Oubre is starting something with Delon of all people. Is it because they are they same draft class?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.0979cfe188df


How is that sports stars so often cycle through the same women.


quote:

Fisher has three children with his ex-wife, Candace... According to reports, Candace Fisher brought to their marriage a son named Marshall Faulk Jr., whom she had with the Hall of Fame running back. Faulk’s own ex-wife, Lindsay Stoudt Faulk, subsequently had a child with former Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas. For his part, Arenas had four children with his ex-fiancee, Laura Govan. If that name rings a bell, it’s because she is, yes, Gloria Govan’s sister.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

hitze posted:

Wiz some poo poo

What do you wish they would do this off-season?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/990057990349840385

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MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Don is the rookie of the year and it's not even close

Quoting truth

My face looks like this emoticon when I watch him :swoon:

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