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chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Agreed, a base of operations that isn't a stinking gnoll fort would help a lot. Although I would like to clean the Mouth of Doom as soon as possible, in Bracer's name" Kark says with a bright smile to the others.

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chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Since you are all so nicely agreeing with each other, can we get moving?" Kark asks with a bright toothy smile, sling idly spinning in his hand. His shield (oversized for his tiny frame) and hammer hang on either side of his backpack.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

Standing back on the hill, Kark begins to swing his sling around above his head as he takes an eye on the giant bird on the rooftop. It likely weighed more than he did, even in his armor. But that wasn't going to stop a good rock from hurting like a cracked tooth!

17 to hit and 3 damage, rolled in chat

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Did anyone else see that? No?" Kark mumbles to himself as he reloads his sling and fires another shot at the demon-eyed bird. This shot doesn't come anywhere near his target, bouncing off of roof tiles before stopping at the edge of the tower.

Rolled an 8 to hit the bird

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Right, fine, ignoring the demon bird..." Kark mumbles as he moves around to get a better view of the courtyard.
Moving to the rightmost corner of the wall

chin up everything sucks fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Apr 19, 2018

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Root canal! Those idiots gave up the high ground and got in the way!" Kark curses as he hurriedly follows Cricket towards the smithy.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"GNOLLS AND GOBLIN-BROTHERS! DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND SURRENDER AND WE WILL LET YOU LIVE! WE CLAIM THIS MANOR IN THE NAME OF BRACER, THE GOD OF PEARLY TEETH!"
Kark shouts to the courtyard below in Common, as he stands near the edge of the roof.

No spells

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Hey, don't go dying on me in there!"

Kark scrambles down to the ground, pats the surrendered gnoll on the shoulder and then makes his way to the door to peek his head through.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Quick, make them bow to our superior prowess and they shall surrender!" Kark shouts as he moves to the right doorway and throws a rock into the room, succeeding in hitting the back wall.

Kark missed hitting any unengaged goblins

chin up everything sucks fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 10, 2018

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark is casting Cure Bleeding Gums on Cricket

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Bracer, see the blood staining this mans teeth and heal his gums! Also the arrow wounds, if you would be so kind." Kark prays as he lays his hand on Cricket.

Cricket regains 3 HP, and Kark is out of spells!

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

Kark takes a moment to collect a few teeth from the goblin corpses with a pair of pliers, making the symbol of the toothbrush with his finger as he stops at each corpse. Finally he takes a tooth from Elonron, bowing his head for a moment before moving on to follow Jerol and the others.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Alright everybody, the Nameless Nine are now to Innumerate Nine... hopefully somebody gets the joke. Anyways, I can help patch up somebodys jaw if you took a hit to the face... no? Nobody took a hit to the face? Bracer be blessed, that's a miracle. Right, I'll see if Bracer will be kind enough to let me cure your other injuries." Kark says as the group assembles in the morning before stepping over to Jerol and making the holy Smile of Bracer and casting Cure Bleeding Gums over the rangers bloody bandages.

Jerol heals for TWO damage! Praise be to Bracer! And Kark is out of spells until tomorrow.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

"Provided that they don't have reinforcements show up or abandon the manor... take it a room at a time and don't just rush in all at once."

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

Sling already idly spinning in hand on the walk, Kark quickly lobs a rock towards the goblin sentry.

17 to hit for 3 damage, rolled in chat

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chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kark of Uzbackistein

The unholy sight of a creature who could not smile and had no teeth was enough to make Kark's vision go reddish-purple.

"Die, you unholy scum, you blight upon the world!" Kark shouts with a pearly grin as his heavy mace slams down on one of the bugs.

20 to hit, 6 damage to L3

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