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Welcome back everybody! I'm Pancakes. You may remember me from such threads as our last order thread. The group order on the new and improved Piss Tape is Real hats was a rousing success, with 31 hats ordered by various goons and three of them ordered by me. I kept one for myself, sent one to C-SPAM superstar That DICK! and as for the third one, well, we all saw what happened. https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/984542493965520897 After C-SPAM's brush with the spotlight everyone was clamoring for another round of hats, including various members of my family, so here we are. I've learned from the last time, so here's your FAQ: 1. The order requires 12 hats to be placed. I'll order at least 4 of them this time: 2 family members, 1 significant other of a co-worker and 1 to send to C-SPAM avatar and Piss Tape enthusiast Ashley Feinberg. This means that I need you depraved monsters to order at least 8 more for the order to happen. 2. If the order doesn't reach at least 12 total it gets canceled. You get a refund of your money but no hat. 3. The hats cost $25.73 apiece. I'm pretty sure CustomInk throws in a processing fee or something but your out-of-pocket for the hat should be under $28. 4. CustomInk will mail the full order to me. I will then mail hats to everyone who ordered them. 5. This means that I will need your shipping information. 6. If possible, please leave your preferred shipping information in the "Comment" option on the CustomInk payment link. 7. Please use an email address that you check regularly when ordering so that if there are any problems with shipping I can contact you easily. 8. I will not charge you for shipping. CustomInk allegedly will send me a refund check if the volume of the order gets large enough, since the per-unit price goes down with a larger order. If applicable, I'll use this check to offset the shipping costs. 9. I prefer USPS priority mail but can ship via UPS or FedEx as well. I'll typically spend about $10 apiece on shipping. 10. I will leave this order open through 4/22/18. After that I expect it to close and the hats to get to me by mid-May, getting to everyone else by late May. Enough of the FAQ, here's the order link. I'm clearly not doing this for any financial gain. Right now between the two previous runs on the hats I've spent about $700 on two (very lovely) hats for myself. About $320 of that should be coming back to me via a check from CustomInk but I just want to establish right away that there's no profit in this for me. I don't think crowd-sourced humor or political satire should be done for profit, so trying to make money off of this would just seem really scummy to me.
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Apr 13, 2018 00:04
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Might finally have to get in on the fun this time....
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Apr 13, 2018 00:08
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you should def start selling this poo poo for a profit tbh. get on taht grift baby
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Apr 13, 2018 00:09
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:you should def start selling this poo poo for a profit tbh. get on taht grift baby note this counts as Consulting and i now expect 10% per hat sold, thanks
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Apr 13, 2018 00:10
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Time to adorn my skull with a gloriously golden cap. Ordered one, can't wait.
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Apr 13, 2018 00:11
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:you should def start selling this poo poo for a profit tbh. get on taht grift baby agreedo I've submitted my order though e: LGD has issued a correction as of 00:22 on Apr 13, 2018 |
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Apr 13, 2018 00:12
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We'll find out after Friday I guess if I'm going to be able to order one
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Apr 13, 2018 00:14
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:We'll find out after Friday I guess if I'm going to be able to order one same, except after Sunday 
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Apr 13, 2018 00:22
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Oh man. I might have to order one.
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Apr 13, 2018 00:43
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we’re gonna need more hats
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Apr 13, 2018 00:43
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Gettin in
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Apr 13, 2018 00:47
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have u considered making the hats say "pee pee tape is real" also, do you know how much international shipping would cost roughly? dunno if you've sent any overseas in first 2
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Apr 13, 2018 00:52
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Quotey posted:have u considered making the hats say "pee pee tape is real" I have no idea how much international shipping would cost but I'm not against finding out. If you're outside the US please feel free to order as long as you're okay with UPS or FedEx.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:03
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Piss hats, and on tonight of all nights.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:10
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HAT
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Apr 13, 2018 01:12
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Have you sent Matt Bors one? If not, I'm gonna sponsor one for him.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:25
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ymgve posted:Have you sent Matt Bors one? If not, I'm gonna sponsor one for him. This is a good idea and Bors deserves it.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:26
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I would like a hat very much. Please PM me with payment details.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:28
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just ordered two pm me if you want to sort out shipping details w/e
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Apr 13, 2018 01:29
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I have to get one, my friend's wedding is in June and I need a present.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:41
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 already over 12 orders
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Apr 13, 2018 01:50
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703 posted:
Uranium posted:we’re gonna need more hats
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Apr 13, 2018 01:52
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you're doing God's work spreading the proper name of the tape to all
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Apr 13, 2018 02:11
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some rear end in a top hat is going to sell a lovely knockoff that says Pee Tape is Real and I'm going to loving flip my poo poo
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Apr 13, 2018 02:12
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Well, went ahead anyways, Canada should be the same as your $10 flat rate with UPS. Hopefully it works out and I avoid filthy duty fees. PISSSSSSSSSSSS
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Apr 13, 2018 02:12
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logikv9 posted:some rear end in a top hat is going to sell a lovely knockoff that says Pee Tape is Real and I'm going to loving flip my poo poo I had the chance to smack the jerk who lifted the Vin Diesel facts thread into that Chuck Norris gimmick and I never did. I may regret that to my dying day.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:16
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i dont know why but i bought one. hope it reaches canada soon!!!
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Apr 13, 2018 02:20
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could we potentially set up another one on an even higher quality hat? not that my existing piss tape hat isn't perfect, but if it was on a quality ballcap I could wear it even more I will pay handsomely for this to happen if you can arrange the logistics
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Apr 13, 2018 02:25
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I ordered my hat 20 seconds ago and it still isn't here yet and I'm PISSED
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Apr 13, 2018 02:25
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i shall shine like a beacon, leading the wayward people around me to the true conclusion
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Apr 13, 2018 02:25
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rabble rabble posted:could we potentially set up another one on an even higher quality hat? not that my existing piss tape hat isn't perfect, but if it was on a quality ballcap I could wear it even more The only higher-quality hats on CustomInk that I'm seen that still come in yellow are golf hats or athletic hats with piping in a different color. I may be missing it, but I think the current design is the only one that allows a monochrome yellow hat with two colors of embroidery on it. Please feel free to design or make your own if you want but part of the charm for me is intentionally satirizing the design and layout of the garish red MAGA hat.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:56
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this deserves to be posted here as well https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/983896099948826624
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Apr 13, 2018 02:57
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I'd really like to get one but I have huge dumb hair and can't wear hats without looking ridiculous. But also, it's ... decisions decisions
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Apr 13, 2018 02:57
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Nichael posted:I'd really like to get one but I have huge dumb hair and can't wear hats without looking ridiculous. But also, it's I usually wear mine while jogging or bouldering, when it's inconvenient for my hair to be all over the place.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:59
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Is this hat easy to wash? Just wondering for some unknown reason....
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Apr 13, 2018 03:01
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i will throw in like $20 into a gofundme where we send a bunch of hats to various reporters and podcasters and funny political twitterers and actual politicians
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Apr 13, 2018 03:26
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Rocks posted:i will throw in like $20 into a gofundme where we send a bunch of hats to various reporters and podcasters and funny political twitterers and actual politicians Seconded, but only if you also register pisstapeisrealhat.com and make a million dollars selling hats about piss.
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Apr 13, 2018 03:43
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send one to krang t Nelson
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Apr 13, 2018 03:56
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 PANCAKES YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
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Apr 13, 2018 05:18
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I'm gonna buy the hat
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