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we have a form at work we have to fill out for whenever we take office supplies where you have to put the date, your name, the item you took, the quantity, and the description no matter what it is. i have been trying to come up with creative ways to describe the things i take out of the office supplies drawer, for instance, ALEC - 4/11/18 - POST-ITS - 1 - PAPER WITH ADHESIVE BACKING DEVELOPED BY 3M IN THE 80S but this isn't good enough. not nearly. i want better. i want to really describe what i'm taking from the office supplies drawer. |
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Apr 13, 2018 14:23
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for context, the statement in the OP is about as long as it can get, so short descriptions are better. |
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Apr 13, 2018 14:26
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ALEC - 4/11/18 - PEN - 1 - SHIELDED CYLINDRICAL TUBE WITH STEEL BALL POINT INK DISPENSER |
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Apr 13, 2018 14:29
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MANIFISTO - 4/13/18 - SCOTCH TAPE - ADHESIVE-BACKED CELLOPHANE CAN MEND MY TORN RECEIPTS BUT NOT MY BROKEN HEA
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Apr 13, 2018 15:41
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FRANK - 4/13/18 - STAPLE REMOVER - TINY PRYERS FOR DESTAPLING, ALSO CHOMPY ALIGATOR PUPPET SHOWS |
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Apr 13, 2018 16:29
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SZKUD - 4/13/18 - HANGING FILE FOLDER - ANOTHER PLOT IN THE FILED DOCUMENT GRAVEYARD |
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Apr 13, 2018 18:38
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MANIFISTO - 4/13/18 - DIPPY - 1 - DIPPY . . . YOU KNOW, DIPPY . . . IT"S DIPPY YOU MORON, DIPPY!!!! |
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Apr 13, 2018 18:47
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FRANK - 4/13/18 - PAPER CLIP- ORIGAMI WIRE SNOWSHOE TRANSFORMS INTO BOREDOM SCULPTURES. |
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Apr 13, 2018 18:48
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MANIFISTO - 4/13/18 - MEGAPHONE - 1 - APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL SHOUTING NOW but do we really need to? |
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Apr 13, 2018 18:50
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:FRANK - 4/13/18 - PAPER CLIP- ORIGAMI WIRE SNOWSHOE TRANSFORMS INTO BOREDOM SCULPTURES. ORIGAMI WIRE SNOWSHOE is so perfect, i'm going to use this for sure. full disclosure i'm stealiong all of your guys' good ideas. |
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Apr 13, 2018 19:00
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all of these ideas are good, i mean. but i'm stealing all the ones that wont get me talked to by our accountant. |
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Apr 13, 2018 19:01
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KOISHI - 4/13/2018 - 1 CAN AIR DUSTER, 1 BOTTLE GLUE, 1 MAGIC MARKER FOR SECRET PROJECT IN MY CAR
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Apr 13, 2018 19:23
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FRANK - 4/13/18 - WHITE-OUT- AMPULE OF ANTIQUATED TYPO SPACKLE |
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Apr 13, 2018 19:39
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SVEN - 4/20/69 - POST-ITS - 1 - DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO MAKE A FLIPBOOK WITH THESE |
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Apr 14, 2018 02:32
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FRANK - 4/13/18 - Rubber Bands (8)- Elastic hoops of inexplicably unstandardized guages. |
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Apr 14, 2018 03:54
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SZKUD - 4/14/18 - BOX OF PAPERCLIPS - TROMBONES IS FRENCH FOR NOT A TROMBONE. TRUST ME |
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Apr 14, 2018 15:15
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EYEBALL HAT - 4/14/18 - PAPERCLIP - FINGERNAILS WERE DIRTY |
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Apr 14, 2018 15:51
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:FRANK - 4/13/18 - Rubber Bands (8)- Elastic hoops of inexplicably unstandardized guages. lol |
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Apr 14, 2018 15:57
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:FRANK - 4/13/18 - WHITE-OUT- AMPULE OF ANTIQUATED TYPO SPACKLE 2.377 x 10^9 moles of heterogeneous white poo poo |
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Apr 14, 2018 15:58
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GOOGLE THIS - 4/14/18 - TONER CARTRIDGE - POWDERED INK GOOGLE THIS - 4/14/18 - INKJET CARTRIDGE - LIQUID TONER |
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Apr 14, 2018 23:39
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MILTON 04/14/2018 STAPLER, REDLINE BECAUSE I WS TOLD THAT I COULD HAVE MY STAPLER BACK OR I WILL BURN DOWN THE BUILDI
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Apr 15, 2018 02:33
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ALNILAM - 4/20/69 - PAPER HOLE REPAIR STICKER - INNER TUBE FOR TINY LAZY RIVER ON DESJK |
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Apr 15, 2018 03:11
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already been done, whoops! Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Apr 15, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 15, 2018 03:24
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STEVE - 4/14/18 - CAT - 1 - SMALL FURRY MAMMAL STEVE - 4/14/18 - CATNIP - 3 - CAT WEED |
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Apr 15, 2018 03:36
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HENRICK - 4/20/69 - PEN - 1 - A PENCIL THAT FORCES YOU TO 
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Apr 15, 2018 04:22
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:FRANK - 4/13/18 - WHITE-OUT- AMPULE OF ANTIQUATED TYPO SPACKLE |
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Apr 15, 2018 11:38
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24 - 4/15/18 - HOLE PUNCH - FOR TEACHING THE PAPER A LESSON!
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Apr 15, 2018 12:28
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24 - 4/15/18 - ERASER - MISTAKES WERE MADE 24 - 4/15/18 - ERASER - DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE
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Apr 15, 2018 12:31
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I guess mine are more of why you are taking them then a description of the item but idk I think it's a funny idea, and even it doesn't work for your office form I will continue to post my notes to management about my horrible misappropriation of office supplies.
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Apr 15, 2018 12:36
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24 - 4/15/18 - PENS - 12(RETURNED) - YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY PENS GREG FROM ACCOUNTING!
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Apr 15, 2018 12:39
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If it was me, I would not waste this opportunity to frame Laura from IT for taking, say, 50 freaking staplers all at once. e: Like don't even take the staplers, just put it in the books so someone comes asking her why the heck she needed 50 staplers. Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Apr 15, 2018
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Apr 15, 2018 13:53
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alnilam posted:ALNILAM - 4/20/69 - PAPER HOLE REPAIR STICKER - INNER TUBE FOR TINY LAZY RIVER ON DESJK Lol |
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Apr 15, 2018 14:14
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Twenty Four posted:If it was me, I would not waste this opportunity to frame Laura from IT for taking, say, 50 freaking staplers all at once. Also lol |
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Apr 15, 2018 14:16
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24 - 4/14/18 - ERASER - CHEAP ERASER 24 - 4/15/18 - ERASER - DID NOT LIKE FIRST ERASER, GOING TO USE THIS ONE TO ERASE IT
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Apr 15, 2018 14:22
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ALEC - 4/14/18 - "FAXED" STAMP - 1 - A ROTARY INK-BASED MARKER THAT INDICATES AN ELECTRONIC FACSIMILE HAS BEEN SENT |
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Apr 15, 2018 14:23
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Larry 4/15/18 - BOX OF WOOD-BOUND GRAPHITE RODS COATED IN NON-TOXIC YELLOW PAINT FOR THE APPLICATION OF CORRECTABLE NOTATION ON PROCESSED SHEETS OF WOOD PULP
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Apr 15, 2018 14:46
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4/15/18 - I TOOK A BOX OF BINDER CLIPS BECAUSE I NEED A ROACH CLIP AT HOME IS THAT REALLY SO BAD? DEBBIE IN ACCOUNTS PAYABLE TAKES HIGHLIGHTERS ALL THE TIME TO SNIFF ON HER BREAK AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING TO HER!
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Apr 15, 2018 14:52
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CHUCK 4/15/18 - I DON'T WORK HERE BUT I NEEDED A SHARPIE TO TAG THE BATHROOM SO I HOPE IT'S COOL NOT THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE ME AGAIN BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS LAME
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Apr 15, 2018 14:54
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Office Drama: 24 - 4/15/18 - THE COFFEE MACHINE - THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ALWAYS TAKING THE LAST CUP AND NEVER STARTING A NEW POT CAROL! 24 - 4/15/18 - JEFF'S KEYBOARD - THE FEUD IS ON! YOUR MOVE JEFF!
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Apr 15, 2018 15:35
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Twenty Four posted:Office Drama: https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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