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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014

HOT DIGGITY


What if God is just giving everyone a golden shower every time it rains?

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.




I thought this was already a known fact OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

President Trump alt account spotted.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Then bring on them golden showers, OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Pee is stored in the Globus cruciger, op.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

*throws away umbrella*

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Then give thanks that God has chosen to piss upon your head on this day! Umbrellas are a sin, tear them asunder! Rejoice as the divine pee runs down your cheeks and washes away all wickedness! Hosanna to the piss of God!

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


So I just did me some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleeping on the job
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep fallin'

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


Either way, it's delicious.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/...538928005480449


Checks out

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


It's clearly piss, that just goes without saying, but at this point in time not enough research has been done to ascertain the source of the piss. I firmly believe, however, that in time the piss-rain that humiliates us all will be determined to have a natural, not supernatural origin.

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


April showers bring May flowers

God doesn't have to pee, that's why he's God

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

The piss tape is way too real

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The piss bible

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the pee

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


when it sprinkles. thats god shaking his dick

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


What if lava is just Satan's jizz?

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


Who What Now posted:

What if lava is just Satan's jizz?

thats the earths pussy juice

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


jimmyjams posted:

thats the earths pussy juice

Nah, that's spring water

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


Who What Now posted:

Nah, that's spring water

ur right. i think i just realized lava is the earth making GBS threads itself

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

President Trump alt account spotted.

lol

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Everyone makes pisstakes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Everyone makes pisstakes

nice

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


Who What Now posted:

Nah, that's spring water

Geysers is God squirting

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


Papa Emeritus III posted:

Everyone makes pisstakes

Everybody has those sprays

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

jimmyjams posted:

are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea

If so, tornadoes are fart vortexes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

jimmyjams posted:

are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea

is that why they only happen in California?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


If it's from the sky it's from God. If it's from the ground and good, it's from Mother Earth. It's from the ground and bad it's from Satan.

Life giving water = Earth quim

Mudslide = Satan poo poo

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


Snow happens when God shakes his semen encrusted keyboard upside down

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

i like that posted:

April showers bring May flowers

God doesn't have to pee, that's why he's God

Maybe God wants to pee.

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


Leaves are when God opens this thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

i like that posted:

Leaves are when God opens this thread

there are no leaves anywhere.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Based on the extremely low osmolality God should get tested for Diabetes Insipidus.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005
SEXUAL DYNAMO

Trump's piss is a Golden piss then?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

What if OP's posts are the devil's diarrhea?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
ASK ME HOW ALL MENTAL ILLNESS IS JUST EMOTION PROBLEMS FAKED INTO MEDICAL CONDITIONS

How would an omnipotent deity piss all the way around a spherical earth with one penis IDIOT!

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

Unicorn jizz.

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


I'd lol, then probably smoke in the shower

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