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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What if it turns out that rain is just God's piss?
 
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May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
April showers bring May flowers

God doesn't have to pee, that's why he's God

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May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now posted:

Nah, that's spring water

Geysers is God squirting

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May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Snow happens when God shakes his semen encrusted keyboard upside down

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May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Leaves are when God opens this thread

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What if it turns out that rain is just God's piss?