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do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007


"I Kill Me!!" -Alf

I dunno. I feel like it should have happened by now. I'm kind of too lazy to Google it. Surely she has exposed them in a movie or magazine by now, no?

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

I choose to expose myself

Nap Ghost

wouldn't she be like a 35 year old fatty by now who cares even. Titties have shelf life.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Supreme Allah posted:

wouldn't she be like a 35 year old fatty by now who cares even. Titties have shelf life.

dude you are hosed if you don't think mid to late thirties women are in the absolute prime of their beauty

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

why do people want to ogle celebs so much, are they really that pretty or special

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

I choose to expose myself

Nap Ghost

I just yougooglied and she's 39

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

good question OP. fyi I've always wanted to bone her

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



How nice of them to blur the kid's face after stalking her mom for pictures.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

Wifi Toilet posted:

How nice of them to blur the kid's face after stalking her mom for pictures.



It's for legal reasons

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014



BONE DOG posted:

dude you are hosed if you don't think mid to late thirties women are in the absolute prime of their beauty

Nice virtue signaling.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord



Uh, redacting what I posted earlier.

Jk, I’d still bone her

Vato
Jan 14, 2018



WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Vato
Jan 14, 2018



Vato posted:

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Then there is that movie with...oh, I don't know but it was not very popular. They played a scamming mother and daughter that both had big tits..who was the mom?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Ein cooler Typ posted:

It's for legal reasons

Makes sense, wouldn't want random weirdos to be able to find and scare her kid, that's only the paparazzi's job!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Vato posted:

Then there is that movie with...oh, I don't know but it was not very popular. They played a scamming mother and daughter that both had big tits..who was the mom?

Sigorney Weaver? I didn't see the movie, but remember the previews.

I will only watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when it comes to comedies about scam artists.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



The Dennis System posted:

Nice virtue signaling.

i don't know what that means

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

BONE DOG posted:

i don't know what that means

To take a conspicuous but essentially useless action ostensibly to support a good cause but actually to show off how much more moral you are than everybody else

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



I have no problem creeping on her when her kid's not around and she's agreed to be objectified though.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Wifi Toilet posted:

How nice of them to blur the kid's face after stalking her mom for pictures.



I'd throw it in her. The freaky midget with the parking meter face is gonna have to wait outside, though.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

I love objects

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

Vato
Jan 14, 2018



Bored posted:

Sigorney Weaver? I didn't see the movie, but remember the previews.

I will only watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when it comes to comedies about scam artists.

Yes! That's the one. I just now realized why that movie was made even though I've never seen it. Sigourney. Ty, ty.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Maldoror posted:

To take a conspicuous but essentially useless action ostensibly to support a good cause but actually to show off how much more moral you are than everybody else

Well ok but no its just that milf porn made quite an influence on me

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers



poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


So many billions of boobs out there, why get hung up on one pair?

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016


Maldoror posted:

To take a conspicuous but essentially useless action ostensibly to support a good cause but actually to show off how much more moral you are than everybody else

A lot of that going on these days.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Maldoror posted:

To take a conspicuous but essentially useless action ostensibly to support a good cause but actually to show off how much more moral you are than everybody else

Hey i got your good cause that you can support with an useless action right here, pal

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012


I had sex with her ten years ago and she kept her T-shirt on and kept telling me her name was Malcolm.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


She was raped by Marilyn Manson.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



too skinny no rear end

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003

All right, all right, spare me your life's story.



BONE DOG posted:

dude you are hosed if you don't think mid to late thirties women are in the absolute prime of their beauty

Male preferences in attractiveness stay fixed in the early 20s for the vast majority of men no matter the age of the men sorry about your Oedipus complex

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Neurosis posted:

Male preferences in attractiveness stay fixed in the early 20s for the vast majority of men no matter the age of the men sorry about your Oedipus complex

Sorry about your campus-wide ban

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

I choose to expose myself

Nap Ghost

Stretch marks are not hot

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

guillotine

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Hey OP could you post that picture of ALF but it's macroed MALF and ALF has big titties?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Supreme Allah posted:

Stretch marks are not hot

Excess skin is not hot. Stretch marks can be sexy as all hell.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


Wifi Toilet posted:

How nice of them to blur the kid's face after stalking her mom for pictures.



blur out the old bag carrying the new bag

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Vakal
May 11, 2008



I wonder how many celebrities would be near unrecognizable without several hours in the makeup chair.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



it takes me a long time to watch the homeward bound movies bc i keep pausing it to google their tits

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