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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Stretch marks can be sexy as all hell.

Dog vomit can also be sexy as hell if it's your literally only option and you have no other choice except maybe base-jumping without clipping the harness

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id love to suckle on ms piggies various small coneshaped tits

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

After a quick google, it seems to have happened by accident OP!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I bet they look like tits.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

real question has she flashed her clam yet???

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

real question has she flashed her clam yet???

hardly. basic instinct woman did but i was so young i thought it was gross.now i think its ok. i like pussies a bit more, how do i say it, like octopus? like smeared, complicated swirles...hm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hmmm not sure what point ur making but it really makes u think about some delicious oysters

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the vagina is so complicated. wtf. and theres this baloon like structure at the back, the stomach? venom sac?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
women are absolute jokes,from a physiological standpoint. their assholes split open when they give birth. they get hairy armpits. constantly farting & speaking without being spoken to. i dunno man

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

the vagina may be strange i'll give you that, but i'll be damned if i don't enjoy putting my 'wingus' in one

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol yeah back to the drawing board God lol and we havnt even gotten to the constant bleeding and how they are always cold

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

BONE DOG posted:

dude you are hosed if you don't think mid to late thirties women are in the absolute prime of their beauty

:lol:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mom bod

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
women are pretty great for a gently caress. unfortunately, im stuck in this hammock & cant go out

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Vakal posted:

I wonder how many celebrities would be near unrecognizable without several hours in the makeup chair.





numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:jackbud:

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Is it sad I'd take her more seriously as an actress looking like she got hit by a bus?

She needs a career revival playing like a meth'd out hooker

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

are there nudes of pamela anderson yet??? also her hometown is like a few hours away from me lol its nice but very quaint.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

are there nudes of pamela anderson yet??? also her hometown is like a few hours away from me lol its nice but very quaint.

i watched a thing for curiositie sake (im a journalist & independent researcher) of her getting cum on her face and i was disgusted. i had no idea this sort of thing was going on

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

remember when tommy lee (from motley crew) steered the boat with his dick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

remember when tommy lee (from motley crew) steered the boat with his dick
I, too, watched Men In Black.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Sorry about your campus-wide ban

GOON: ah you aatrek pervert you sick gently caress you think 20 something girls are at the most attractive age

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

Titties have shelf life.

Neve Campbell only starting nudity longer after that point, it was a little depressing

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Neurosis posted:

GOON: ah you aatrek pervert you sick gently caress you think 20 something girls are at the most attractive age

peak is *checks cultural standards* 40, 000 years old

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

Neve Campbell only starting nudity longer after that point, it was a little depressing

im fine with it. so long as they do nudity at some point, i dont care. heh

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

peak is *checks cultural standards* 40, 000 years old
ice ice baby

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Who is this fine lady? I am a man who doesn't pay attention to the world of hollywood. Should I enjoy this person and compare all my dates to her?

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Orkin Mang posted:

im fine with it. so long as they do nudity at some point, i dont care. heh

Big fan of The Sessions, then?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


mind the walrus posted:

Stretch marks can be sexy as all hell.

I disagree

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Duke Pukem posted:

I disagree

i tend to as well. they look like stink lines

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

I downloaded a prime Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob shot off napster when I was 12. It was at an awards show.

She was wearing a black sheer dress without a bra, the naive fool! The flash easily "penetrated" her dress and exposed her bosom

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

So it exists is what I'm tryna say

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lena Dunham posted:

I downloaded a prime Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob shot off napster when I was 12. It was at an awards show.

She was wearing a black sheer dress without a bra, the naive fool! The flash easily "penetrated" her dress and exposed her bosom

lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Gee Willikers

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Lena Dunham posted:

I downloaded a prime Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob shot off napster when I was 12. It was at an awards show.

She was wearing a black sheer dress without a bra, the naive fool! The flash easily "penetrated" her dress and exposed her bosom

Post the pic.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Wifi Toilet posted:

How nice of them to blur the kid's face after stalking her mom for pictures.



Y'know hwat I don't care what anyone says good for her that she's finally got a steady job even if it is as a gas station clerk. I'm sure she'll finally kick that meth habit within a few years too if she puts her mind to it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I Know What You Did Last Summer was a very sexy movie.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I’d love her Hewitt, if you know what I mean.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Dennis System posted:

I’d love her Hewitt, if you know what I mean.

:smugdon:

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Vakal posted:

I wonder how many celebrities would be near unrecognizable without several hours in the makeup chair.

Most of them? That's why make up exists.

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