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Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Grimey Drawer

--it?

Just wondering because it seems to be a whole thing.

Curious what the actual level is for you. Is it dependent on how well they wear the weight or just an absolute threshold?

I do assume it varies somewhat by height and by how much of it is tits.

How would you broach the topic? Or would you just destroy your life over your husband getting a fat rear end without like some sort of involved procedure, just go straight to loving some 18 year old boy whose dad wasn't nice to him.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Grimey Drawer

I mean assume we live in a world where you only care about appearances because you don't have real person feelings.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009



Pick posted:

I mean assume we live in a world where you only care about appearances because you don't have real person feelings.

So, the current reality

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010


Assuming it all went straight to her rear end? Theoretically never.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


ah, finally, oblivion


Pick posted:

go straight to loving some 18 year old boy whose dad wasn't nice to him.

On it!

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Do you actively jack off to these misery threads or what

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Real answer: probs 130

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


the honest answer is that i wouldn't break up with someone for gaining weight, although i would talk to them about it if i felt it was getting out of hand and messing with their self esteem.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

The Great Twist

69 pounds fatter

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

What is best in life?

slam













whale

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005




Soiled Meat

I like my wife a lot, so pretty goddamn fat I guess.

Woden
May 6, 2006


Not being able to see your weiner when taking a piss is a pretty good rule of thumb, just let 'em know early on it's a deal breaker and gtg.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

Fat is Beautiful.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Grimey Drawer

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Do you actively jack off to these misery threads or what

I use them to harden my heart.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Scumbag Salt

5'4" 360 lbs op, that's my limit

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Hell Yeah posted:

the honest answer is that i wouldn't break up with someone for gaining weight, although i would talk to them about it if i felt it was getting out of hand and messing with their self esteem.

Your av makes me think of the loving cryptkeeper version of loveline

"Dont worry about the weight...
some people are just big boned.

*drew pinsky shrieks with skeletal delight*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

What is best in life?

Pick posted:

I use them to harden my heart.

lol if you need anything for that

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!

Yam Slacker

Will, if she can move under her own weight great! If she is like Gilbert Grapes momma and dies after going up the stairs.. Maybbbbe i'll take up heavy drinking in the town next over.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Everything I post is dumb and wrong


if shes heavier than me shes out the door

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

Gallant brings out his mirror.

My bf is like 6'2 and i would dump him if his weight reached 200. I hate chubby guys lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

What is best in life?

mildly obese people should be incinerated

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Have you seen my glasses


Unless she was seriously malnourished before, if she gained 50 lbs that would probably be a dealbreaker.

I generally date shorter girls cause I'm manlet king so 50 lbs would be a lot of weight to gain.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Burned up on Reentry


Pick’s long term plan to put on weight enters phase 1

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Scumbag Salt

Nirvikalpa posted:

My bf is like 6'2 and i would dump him if his weight reached 200. I hate chubby guys lol

At least you're honest.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

I really love my girlfriend, so I guess she would have to be morbidly obese to the point of obscene unhealthiness and she isn't and never will be so who cares????

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012
Probation
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So I take it you've put on a few pounds op?

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Scumbag Salt

Sup Blue!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Hi friend

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Well starting from skinny, cause that's how I like it, I'd give them an extra five pounds for every ten grand over sixty thousand dollars a year they make before I move on. So starting with someone who's 120 pounds, if she's pulling a hundred grand she's good up to 140 pounds, with a max weight ceiling of 160 pounds.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

I helped Scroto TurboSperg study for a drug test and all I got was this stupid fucking avatar.

im not very happy at how unclear the instructions are

is there a starting reference point? are you expecting a generalized answer like "dump truck sized" ? a number? how tall is this person? are you counting muscle to fat ratio? general symmetry?

its like you dont even want to know

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


Pretty charitable to assume anyone would be with me, OP.

I'm actually thinking about dumping myself.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Its whatever level of fat makes a woman have that pig-faced thing going on

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

My Amp Traction, how will I ever live without it? They changed the formula. I actually had a hard time completely finishing the can! Now how will I give myself kidney stones and shut my liver down?


Pick posted:

Just wondering because it seems to be a whole thing.

What are you talking about?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


I sewed their rear end in a top hat shut and fed them and fed them and fed them and fed them and fed them

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please


Dont sign your posts

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I like bbw porn and my wifes big rear end. I am always somewhat dissapointed when she diets and it shrinks. But it balloons when she gets pregnant.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

The Great Twist

lizardman posted:

What are you talking about?

look when you pump out threads this fast you don't have time to do things like be interesting or make sense ok?

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!..LOL..Come on out to Doobie's!


Probably once they reach the point that dumping them would require an actual dump truck.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Fatter than me, maybe even before that.

Obesity, unless medical (not that relationships don't break due to medical problems. Imagine your SO becoming physical equivalent of Stephen Hawking and tell me you'd be 100% cool with it), is a self-destructive activity not unlike alcoholism or drug abuse.


If you try to intervene and fix things and it doesn't work, and your SO happily eats their way to becoming a deathfat, you are completely justified to gtfo.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


lizardman posted:

What are you talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jGgZ35W5s

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Dont sign your posts

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