How fat would your significant other have to get before you dumped them for

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Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Pretty charitable to assume anyone would be with me, OP.

I'm actually thinking about dumping myself.

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Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

I operate a testing regime based on Archimedes' Principle.

If there's ever a dispute, into the tank she goes. The water doesn't lie, and exposes counterfeit "thick" girls as tubby lardos.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 21:08

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

SuperiorColliculus posted:

But a ripped fit person will displace more water than a fat person of the same size

Method is flawed

Your ability to draw the necessary inferences is flawed.

Dunk your head in that tank, I need to run some tests.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 21:29

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

SuperiorColliculus posted:

It is, as they say, a joke

Like, I don't seriously think you have a fatty dunking tank in your murder basement

Wrong again, bucko!

Now, put your head in the tank or your body's getting dumped.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 21:50

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