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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013


Mine is unparalleled . I often wonder if I was meant to be the greatest swordfighter of this dimension

Do you have to slay any hordes by hand goons? Do you like to?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



I cut the tip of some guy's nose off at a party once

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




I'm what combat veterans refer to as a "meat shield."

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


Prav
Oct 29, 2011



with the long blade i am undefeated, op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i only fight dual wielding stone age clubs on horseback.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I can write my name in the snow

TheAwfulWaffle
Jun 30, 2013


Terrible.

I telegraph my lunges by rocking backwards onto my left foot, leaving me open for an easy riposte/poke to the chest. I tried to break the habit, but the more I thought about it, the worse the problem became.

Does anybody want to buy a slightly used pistol-grip foil?

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

i have one of those hardwood training swords like in the last samurai, i found it at a thrift store and figured it's better at beating rear end than a baseball bat. it probably is honestly. fucker is hefty.

but mostly i have a shotgun if someone tries to break in and murder me.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

Actually my great great grandfather got his years and years ago.

Legally.

Sorry if that ruffles your feathers.


Sponge Baathist posted:

I cut the tip of some guy's nose off at a party once

This you? Video https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/wat...ick-gone-wrong/

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Are you talking about my cock?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002



I play a lot of VR katana fruit slicer


so... I'm pretty good

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

i took fencing as a kid but was bad at it so my swoardsmanship is poor

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



TheAwfulWaffle posted:

Terrible.

I telegraph my lunges by rocking backwards onto my left foot, leaving me open for an easy riposte/poke to the chest. I tried to break the habit, but the more I thought about it, the worse the problem became.

Does anybody want to buy a slightly used pistol-grip foil?

Saber or bust.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Swords, dicks; I'll swallow 'em all if it gets me into the Guinness Book of World Records with that eye-bulgy black lady!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




While you were partying, I studied the blade, OP.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



According to my sensei I hold the sword kinda gay.

BurningCourage
Mar 13, 2007


I used to fence, my crowning achievement was making a fellow club member so mad he had to leave the room, in front of about 15 other people

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



There can be only one, OP.

*sighs and draws katana*

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Don't call me, I'll call you.


This is my hanzo steel OP

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

I played a lot of Rune back in the early 2000's so I'm probably pretty drat good.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015
As a furry I'm ashamed to admit I would love to fuck Hillary Clinton. I'm pretty sure she's a human. Besides if she is a lizard the term for that is scalie and those guys/gals are totally icky. Who the fuck would want to fuck a lizard? Ewwwww. That being said GOD DAMN she is hot.

Come play my game, I'll test ya.

(whoosh whoosh clang clang)

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



I haven't practiced in months, but I'd like to get back into it when I have more free time.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



My pleasure.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003



Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Saber or bust.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Eh, it's ok.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

i have 'the penis mightier' engraved along the side of my sword

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017


I have a large collection of s words.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011


hema clubs are cool if you like reading 600 year old comic books and doing all the moves in them

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

~Анархия Мать~


I defeated all 100 ninjas in bushido blade op. Dont fuckin step to me, I'm too powerful.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


i only fight with bear traps that i hold. they're kind of like crab claws but i only get two chances to mortally wound my enemy. after that, it's all improv

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at Apr 16, 2018 around 16:47

Myrridinos
Jan 7, 2010


One has to be prepared for the next undead uprising.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

its tape

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

it's okay, thanks for asking

naem
May 29, 2011



Poniard posted:

hema clubs are cool if you like reading 600 year old comic books and doing all the moves in them

I have enough expensive weird embarrassing loner hobbies already but this one looks fun I won't lie

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007


Fuck you say?


My superior hanzo steel blade can cut through a train without stopping... only my honour prevents me from doing so... the loss of life would be astronomical...

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

You fools.

While you were wasting your lives, studying the blade, I was huffing farts out of a paper bag in a dumpster. Now I am more powerful than any human being alive

Money Bags
Jun 27, 2013



Left or right hand OP?

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

I piss on my shoes. Thx for asking.

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