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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
We're up to 60 shirts.

I'm thinking about cutting it off after nine more.

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Master Asia
Dec 24, 2012
Don't have PMs, but I'll take a medium and a large.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
We're slowly ending the ordering phase as evidenced by the fact that it's been a few days since I got anyone saying they wanted a shirt.

Does anyone have any objection to me posting a list of who wanted how many and in what size? It's so I can double- and triple-check to make sure I've got the numbers right and not at all so I can fat- or skinny-shame some of you. My spreadsheet has us up to 65 shirts and I want to make sure I'm right and everything.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Go for it.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Posting about t-shirts is literally the least shameful thing done on these forums. Go ahead.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Should we get matching silkies with a 6 one rear end cheek and a 9 on the other?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The only way to army that up right is to make it like (6)/(9) with the slash right up your rear end crack. Thong reinforced.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Thump! posted:

Should we get matching silkies with a 6 one rear end cheek and a 9 on the other?

DD214 across the rear end

Al Goreban Dallas
Dec 9, 2017

Where's Sgt. Chowdown?

Lets Get Patchy
Aug 8, 2006
Medium and large please friend. One for looking sharp and the other to cut off the sleeves, looking scummy in my yard.

Edit: sorry for being a late idiot and I need another large, too So 2 larges 1 medium.

Lets Get Patchy fucked around with this message at 02:39 on May 2, 2018

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Well, it's May 3rd and I said you guys had until May 1 to submit your orders. I even gave you extra time.

The spreadsheet is now closed

I'm bitterly disappointed that we only got 67 shirts. We were so close.

Here's what I've got, let me know if I somehow screwed up your order.

Me - 1 XL
The Iron Rose - 1 S
Waroduce - 1 M, 1 L
fatman - 1 XXL
Slavic Crime Yacht - 1 L
Flixxen - 1 XL
DaNerd - 2 L
Viva Miriya - 2 XL
Up the Bum No Baby - 1 M, 1 L
Booger Presley - 2 XL
Fat Twitter Man - 1 L
Syrian Lannister - 1 L, 1 XXL
Steezo - 3 L
Melthir - 2 XL
Godholio - 1 L, 2 XL
LtCol J. Krusinski - 1 XL, 1 XXL
new friend from school - 1 L
LingcodKilla - XL
Grem - 1 L
Hremsfeld - 1 L
Thump! - 1 L
Vincent van Goatse - 2 L
Mr. Nice! - 1 M
AkrisD - 1 M, 1 L
Apathetic Medic - 1 L
Crusty Minge - 1 M
scripterror - 1 XL
Wasabi the J - 1 XL
dscruffy1 - 1 XL
Arc Light - 2 M, 1 XL
Black Balloon - 1 XL
Terrible Robot - 2 M
Fuzzy Dunlop - 1 L, 1 XL
Ceiling Fan - 3 XL
Midjack - 1 XL
Wang Chung Tonight - 1 M, 2 XL
Ziji - 2 s
orangejuche - 1 L
Master Asia - 1 M, 1 L
tyler d00rden - 1 L
bengy81 - 1 XL
Lets Get Patchy - 1 M, 1 L

If I've screwed up your order, it's likely a transcription error. The spreadsheet is probably right.

Now then, the fun part: Money! Each shirt will cost $9.44

Prices for domestic shipping (I'm going to be using flat rate boxes): Add $7.20 for one shirt, $13.65 for two or more.

International shipping: I'm ballparking, but based on some numbers I'm throwing at the USPS shipping calculator, $15 for one shirt, $23 for two.

Tips are encouraged.

Getting the money to me, here comes the fun part. I just signed up for Venmo. I have a PayPal account. Any other suggestions? It'll probably be best if I spread this around as many different means as possible so I'm not getting a crapton of money into any one account all at once. I know PayPal is notorious for this horseshit. If you want to mail me payment, let me know, but I'm probably not gonna take any personal checks.

Let's make these shirts happen, because I'm not ordering until I have the money so I'm not standing there with my dick in my hand if you all decide "holy poo poo, he was serious?"

McNally fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 4, 2018

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Goddamnit, I already done hosed up. The spreadsheet says 67, I counted what's in the post and got a different number. Let me see if I hosed up the spreadsheet tally somehow.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Okay, the numbers jive now. Transcription error on my part.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
They still don't jive, I asked for 2 Large shirts not medium :v:

I can do paypal or venmo, so whatever works for you.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Terrible Robot posted:

They still don't jive, I asked for 2 Large shirts not medium :v:

I can do paypal or venmo, so whatever works for you.

The NUMBERS jive, though!

You're showing up as two L on my spreadsheet. Like I said, transcription error. I should probably color-code the columns and poo poo.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ok you need two more? Give me three L

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Ok you need two more? Give me three L

Okay, but international shipping is still gonna be more expensive!

That's 69 shirts! Good job, everyone!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Goddamnit, upping the order to 69 increased the price by four cents per shirt.

gently caress you, Slavic Crime Yacht.

Edit: Wait, hang on. I think I'm misunderstanding this poo poo.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Yeah, okay, I'm a dumbass. Every shirt is $9.44, even the bigger sizes. We're getting a bulk discount.

Prices for domestic shipping (I'm going to be using flat rate boxes): Add $7.20 for one shirt, $13.65 for two or more.

International shipping: I'm ballparking, but based on some numbers I'm throwing at the USPS shipping calculator, $15 for one shirt, $23 for two.

Hilariously, the discount for 69 shirts is 69%. Good job, everybody. This was meant to be.

Edit:

McNally fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 5, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

Okay, but international shipping is still gonna be more expensive!

That's 69 shirts! Good job, everyone!

F o7 good job two fingat

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
What's the venmo

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Waroduce posted:

What's the venmo

[removed]

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

McNally posted:

[removed]



If this ain't the face you're seeing, don't send the money.

This is a face you can trust.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Marksman, FOR SHAME!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Flikken posted:

Marksman, FOR SHAME!

I got better. Qualification day at basic one of the drill sergeants decided to give us all extra CLP, just in case, and just went to town.

Fuckin' rifle spat CLP into my eye and I had to qualify half blind.

Expert every time ever since.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

gently caress I just got back to the land of internet and missed this. I'd have ordered two XLs too. If you do another run I am definitely down.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally can you swap my spare two to this dude?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Paid check pms

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

gently caress I just got back to the land of internet and missed this. I'd have ordered two XLs too. If you do another run I am definitely down.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

McNally can you swap my spare two to this dude?

Why you always gotta complicate my life?

Yeah, I can do that if he's down with it.

McNally fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 4, 2018

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Are they XLs? If so I am absolutely down. I am too fat for a large unfortunately. Either way I am super appreciative you offered. Thanks much.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I think he's saying that you can take over the order for the two extra he ordered to get us to 69 shirts, not that he's giving you his two shirts.

Unless that's what he's saying.

I dunno.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

I think he's saying that you can take over the order for the two extra he ordered to get us to 69 shirts, not that he's giving you his two shirts.

Unless that's what he's saying.

I dunno.

Nah you had it right just as long as we stay at 69

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Sounds great. Just let me know when to send money over.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Sounds great. Just let me know when to send money over.

Today, tomorrow, anytime is good. We're in money collection phase now.

Also there seems to be a little bit of confusion and that's my bad, I have two posts mentioning prices and I only mentioned shipping in one.

Shirts are $9.44 each.

Prices for domestic shipping (I'm going to be using flat rate boxes): Add $7.20 for one shirt, $13.65 for two or more.

International shipping: I'm ballparking, but based on some numbers I'm throwing at the USPS shipping calculator, $15 for one shirt, $23 for two.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Paid!

Edit: Paid the rest!

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:28 on May 5, 2018

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PM me your paypal address and I can friends and family you some money. I don't have that Venmo thing and really don't want to sign up for some poo poo I will never use just to send you some money.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

McNally posted:

Today, tomorrow, anytime is good. We're in money collection phase now.

Also there seems to be a little bit of confusion and that's my bad, I have two posts mentioning prices and I only mentioned shipping in one.

Shirts are $9.44 each.

Prices for domestic shipping (I'm going to be using flat rate boxes): Add $7.20 for one shirt, $13.65 for two or more.

International shipping: I'm ballparking, but based on some numbers I'm throwing at the USPS shipping calculator, $15 for one shirt, $23 for two.

Want me to wait till you're certain on the international shipping, or just wire you the 41.88?


Also, of loving course the German dude gets to pay a variation of 1488 :cripes:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Two shirts are 18.88


IS THIS ALL A loving SETUP?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Ass posted:

PM me your paypal address and I can friends and family you some money. I don't have that Venmo thing and really don't want to sign up for some poo poo I will never use just to send you some money.

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Two shirts are 18.88


IS THIS ALL A loving SETUP?

Its not 14.88 so chill my man.

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