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And then define what third base actually is. Because I think it's well past time that we, as a society, sat down and codified what it means to get to each base so that future generations won't have to go through the same confusion that we did. And, of course, we're going to use the definitions I used growing up. First Base: Making out with tongue. If you aren't covered with slobber then you were only At Bat. And don't try to lie and say that she totally did some crazy thing with her tongue, because we'll know and then we'll all make fun of you. Second Base: Touching boobs. If it's your first time then under the shirt and over the bra is acceptable but every time after it must be skin to skin contact to count. Third Base: Handies. Simple and clear cut. Home: Mouth stuff. Again, real simple. Grand Slam: You did it, you lost your virginity and are officially a Cool Kid. Going to the Dugout: Butt stuff. Line Drive to the Short Stop: Dry humping, obviously. It Looked Like a Homer But It Landed Just Short But Was Caught By A Fan Before The Outfielder Could Get It: I have no idea, my friend wont tell me what this one means <  >Now, as you can see, the above all pertains to dudes talking about getting it on with ladies. But what about the reverse? I, not being a lady, cannot say and so I need the help of goons, known sexhavers. Same with defining these terms for gay men and lesbians.
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3rd base is getting a blowy
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the whole concept of 3rd base is extremely problematic because the implication that PIV sex is *ten hundred thousand words*
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Jumbotron: kneeling in front of your big screen tv so it fills your vision while watching ASMR Hands Free Hypnosis Mind Control Orgasm Induction videos.
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Let's stop using outdated references to a dead sport. Newer generations will better understand if these can be translated to things in Fortnite.
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3rd base is a titty loving
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Rain Delay: The moment of global euphoria when the whole of earth stops moving to watch the Piss Tape the nanosecond it is released.
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myDad posted:3rd base is a titty loving 
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myDad posted:3rd base is a titty loving A tit gently caress is just a handjob with boobs instead of fingers. So I concur, it does fall under the definition of Third Base.
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Pawn 17 posted:Let's stop using outdated references to a dead sport. Newer generations will better understand if these can be translated to things in Fortnite. Yeah nobody knows or cares about baseball in 21st century. I motion to replace these horribly dated labels with Quake style announcements.
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Who What Now posted:A tit gently caress is just a handjob with boobs instead of fingers. "just" you ingrate you absolute philistine
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Smythe posted:Jumbotron: kneeling in front of your big screen tv so it fills your vision while watching ASMR Hands Free Hypnosis Mind Control Orgasm Induction videos. Lol
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Who What Now posted:A tit gently caress is just a handjob with boobs instead of fingers. So I concur, it does fall under the definition of Third Base. dude not even close. they are miles apart. not even in the same freaking ballpark
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY
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titty fucks are awkward as hell
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah nobody knows or cares about baseball in 21st century. I motion to replace these horribly dated labels with Quake style announcements. jayden my man you wont ever believe what lykeneze did to me last we night. we totally m-m-m-monsterkilled it!!
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Line Drive: blasting a load with such force it blows out the back of the poor lassy you're drillin' so that her organs explode out the back of her body. Infield Pop Fly: Rotating your legs over your head so that when you cum it blasts right into your sissy mouth you pathetic cum eating slut. YOU LOVE IT! Home Field Advantage: When the divot in your mattress caused my your extreme corpulence slurps around you or your partner and holds them in place in greasy B.O. laden bondage so you can really amp up the slop serving
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Infield fly: You bust a load in your pants while making out and they ask if you have a condom
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FINALLY i know what this poo poo means
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Smythe posted:dude not even close. they are miles apart. not even in the same freaking ballpark I'm speaking in terms of taxonomy, not of pleasure. Please try to remain objective and scientific, this is for posterity!
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its good to know where baseball gets their terminology though I'm a big fan
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i'm a switch hitter wait
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ball sucking omitted voted 1
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Landed a sweet last hit on my bae's second tower iykwim
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what does a RHP mean
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or extra innings
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stolen base?
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Chinatown posted:ball sucking omitted That falls under mouth stuff!
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Ganked the wife on bot lane last night. I played support from the closet 
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The saber system: bored divorcees of between 35 to 50 will find it highly flattering that you want to "x" them, especially if you're young looking when you shave Unassisted triple play: it will always end with screaming, emotionally wounding recriminations
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Relief Pitcher - Bae gets tired so you gotta finish urself off.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ganked the wife on bot lane last night. I played support from the closet I creeped until late game.
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I'm curious as to what a sacrifice fly or a bunt could possible mean. The idea of playing "small ball."
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Apr 17, 2018 00:23
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Pawn 17 posted:I creeped until late game. Did you at least solo the (bad) dragon?
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sometimes i get pine tar on the bat ehheheehe
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last game I attended was nationally televised 
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i have an excellent slider
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Colonel Cancer posted:Did you at least solo the (bad) dragon? Yes and I'm currently on a god-like streak if you know what I mean!
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i stole home and now i'm in jail for a very long time
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lol you're probably in the minor leagues
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