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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Here's a good story, relevant to the topic of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZhiMMxlgM

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've heard that Stephen Hawking might have done a 180 in his wheelchair (but I can't prove it)

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Harald posted:

I've heard that Stephen Hawking might have done a 180 in his wheelchair (but I can't prove it)

It's true, he went from being alive in a wheelchair to being dead in a wheelchair

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Harald posted:

I've heard that Stephen Hawking might have done a 180 in his wheelchair (but I can't prove it)

Magnets

Hawking: :aaaaa:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

shut up blegum posted:

It's true, he went from being alive in a wheelchair to being dead in a wheelchair

ahha

he was a player too, dumped his wife for his caregiver (who was the ex-wife of his synthesizer software developer) and then rumors are he cheated on HER with another caregiver causing their divorce

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

He turned that hitler tattoo into a MLK tattoo.

someone draw this

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
i heard shaun white does a lot of 180s with his snowboard

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i heard dave mirra does a lot of 180s in his grave

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I prefer to think of a 180 as pi

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
180? Pfft. Come back when you can do 420.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
I went from being named 'most likely to succeed' in high school to being a fat suicidal nonfunctional alcoholic unemployed dropout to getting a small degree at 31 and landing a salaried job with normal people and actually almost fitting in.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Not me, Ive been an antisocial sadbrains retard as long as Ive been

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

a friend of mine. he saw an xbox but he only sees out of one eye

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I knew this guy who thought it was his duty to take on my personal security after one of his friends made an innappropriate pass at me and ended up loving up the set and nearly getting everyone killed and I hardly ate or slept right for months because of the nonstop barrage of heat he brought on me and he kept loving up after me and several others told him stop but he wouldnt listen and decided his best option was to sacrifice himself and continue to put my life in danger and expose vulnerabilities to the police. He hasnt done a 180. I may die now and he doesnt care.

so what kind of crimes did y'all do?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Vlonald Prump posted:

so what kind of crimes did y'all do?

None thats the hosed up part. He certainly didnt augment my personal safety and he certainly compromised it in a lot of areas and when confronted with the fact he became even more assertive in his desperate need to provide me personal security and nearly killed me on 3 seperate occasions because of his assertions and he wont relent now that he feels hes being challenged on his ability to provide personal security, like hes trying to show off what he can do. And the cops are just watching him and learning all his tricks.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 17, 2018

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lutha Mahtin posted:

a friend of mine. he saw an xbox but he only sees out of one eye
Was It An Xbox One?

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
I went to high school with a loser kid named mike regal and he was a spaz fuckup from a lovely poor broken home.

Well one day at the end of junior year he was failing a class so he brought a bread knife and a homemade bomb (road flare taped to jar of gasoline lol) to kill her. This was pre 9/11 so he just got permanently expelled instead of gitmod.

First day of senior year hes back but now hes mike Remington and hes pretending hes just meeting us for the first time and he just moved here and hes wearing a poorly fitting goodwill suit and carrying a scuffed-up goodwill briefcase and a sign he made with bulls and bears because hes all about stocks and bonds because hes clearly a successful rich kid from Wall Street and not a lovely bomb building fuckup.

As poo poo as that plan was, it loving worked. He stuck to that story and parted his hair on the other side and got to finish out the school year. Didnt get to graduate, as mike Remington while not expelled, also didnt have a complete set of school transcripts, but he did have all the knowledge he needed to get his GED.

GED, then community college, then transfer to a four year university. Last I heard he had a pretty good job at Boeing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So anyways this dudes friend gets vaginally aroused when she smells poo poo and menses, and thats a little off putting to me but I dont really give a poo poo if she does a 180.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I was a very bad poster.

Then I did a 180.

Then I did another 180.

I'm a bad poster.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean I dont think Im king of the world and I can tell people who or what they should be attracted to but I mean gross holy poo poo.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mind the walrus posted:

I was a very bad poster.

Then I did a 180.

Then I did another 180.

I'm a bad poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFYvh8h3XTE

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i got crucified then thrown in a cave and went to hell, but then i was like "nope" and 180'd the gently caress outta there and now i post here which is actually worse than hell so I kinda hosed myself on that one

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Sometimes if I'm feeling Randy I 180 my cock back thru my legs and parade around like a degenerate castrated peep

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
A good friend of mine in highschool went on to become a dentist with a degree from one of the best schools for it and did that for like 5 years. Then he got addicted to drugs (mostly meth) and lives at home and has face tattoos now.

Also our valedictorian got his PhD at MIT in some kind of engineering and instead of doing something productive with that he moved to san francisco and is some weird weed-obsessed hipster "startup" guy who keeps starting "companies" that don't seem to actually do anything.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

BloodRed posted:

he was a player too, dumped his wife for his caregiver (who was the ex-wife of his synthesizer software developer) and then rumors are he cheated on HER with another caregiver causing their divorce
That story sounds awfully familiar :thunk:

Pick posted:

um yeah there was this guy i really liked because he was nice. and then he became mean. that is the entire story.
that man's name was Stephen Hawkwings???? :wth:


What a twist.


Usually it's Albert Einstein who does the thing.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!

EvilJoven posted:

I also race bikes
Yeah but can you 180 said bike?

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
I got down to 180 lbs after a peak of 330 lbs. Does that count as a double-180?

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
A guy I went to school with on the UK one day just turned up at the pub with an American accent.

One day talking normal. Next day, American accent. He had never even been to America.

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

hitchensgoespop posted:

A guy I went to school with on the UK one day just turned up at the pub with an American accent.

One day talking normal. Next day, American accent. He had never even been to America.

You should introduce him to Mike Remington.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I did a complete 180 when I stopped using heroin. Totally changed the way I live my life and the people I associate with. It was extremely uncomfortable to give it up. It's not even the withdrawals that made it difficult for me it was the mental strain that was hard. I had to become less nihilistic, I had to give a poo poo about things again. Making a change like that is a lot of hard work but I managed it. I am happier now.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

hitchensgoespop posted:

A guy I went to school with on the UK one day just turned up at the pub with an American accent.

One day talking normal. Next day, American accent. He had never even been to America.

Did he have a stroke?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.3fe5d6258310

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Pick posted:

um yeah there was this guy i really liked because he was nice. and then he became mean. that is the entire story.

There is no loving way in loving hell only ONE guy became mean to pick once he actually got to know her.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!

504 posted:

There is no loving way in loving hell only ONE guy became mean to pick once he actually got to know her.
Dude this is the 180 thread. You are both 324 and 179 off.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Nice kid in high school. Was very obviously gay but refused to admit it, which is fine, that's his choice when he wants to come out. But something went VERY wrong between high school and graduating college.

He became a "fitness and nutrition expert" somehow, and is super muscled and constantly tan. He posts daily on facebook about how great he feels and how the secret of his success is his devotion to Christ. This is all totally fine except...

He's married to a woman who has transformed into a similarly muscled hulk of a woman over the course of their marriage. One time they posted a video on facebook live and, thinking they had ended it, they started arguing back and forth and she eventually said "THIS IS WHY YOU ONLY LIKE THE STRAP ON, ISN'T IT".

He's also started posting a lot of pictures of his new associate, an extremely handsome guy. They apparently went on a cruise together "to learn about nutrition".

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Posting in a knockoff Pick thread.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Manchild King posted:

Dude this is the 180 thread. You are both 324 and 179 off.

Don't numbershame

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!

A Fancy Hat posted:

"THIS IS WHY YOU ONLY LIKE THE STRAP ON, ISN'T IT". story.
Wow, that is gold. Like top reddit /relationship tier.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Pick posted:

um yeah there was this guy i really liked because he was nice. and then he became mean. that is the entire story.

He's not the only one that couldn't stand to be around you...

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A Fancy Hat posted:

He's married to a woman who has transformed into a similarly muscled hulk of a woman over the course of their marriage. One time they posted a video on facebook live and, thinking they had ended it, they started arguing back and forth and she eventually said "THIS IS WHY YOU ONLY LIKE THE STRAP ON, ISN'T IT".


This is hilarious

Is this guy involved in Beachbody by any chance?

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Jokes aside, I had a childhood friend who, as a teenager, became a bit of a virulent racist. This was in a rural part of Norway with very few visible minorites of any kind, at the time. We kind of drifted apart after that.

Couple decades later, randomly got in touch again, the same dude was by then (and still is) married to a black African lady and they have a bunch of mixed-race kids (growing into fine specimens of young adulthood by now). That's one dude who certainly changed his outlook on life at some point.

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