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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I was promised some Shake n' Bake?

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


shiksa posted:

aj is walking well for a man with testicular torsion

Feels like someone kicked him in the nads and they never took their foot away!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Shave and a haircut? But Nak stole his two bits.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



That's a real fine touch.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


That match was about 20 minutes too short guys.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Couldn't I just have Teddy Long?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Push El Burrito posted:

Maybe Carmella is just plain more important than Nia.

gently caress this music where's my AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NURRRRRRRR

Shelton's momma has it locked away in a hope chest somewhere.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Rhonne posted:

BROTHER NERO!

I knew you'd come!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Phenix Rising posted:

How many shirts do you think Jeff can fit in his back pockets?

One for each fetish.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


flatluigi posted:

I missed the start of Smackdown, who got switched already

Jeff Harvey.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Phenix Rising posted:

Jeff Hardy always looks like he's in a lot of actual pain



"I'm in a lot of pain, man."

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Stop making me look at him more than I need to.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Grant DaNasty posted:

Naomi is going to turn heel and join the Bludgeon Brothers. She'll be Sister Sledge.

That'd be fine.

Chris James 2 posted:

No not Jarrett, that would have been cool

No it wouldn't have been.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Joe and Bryan and AJ and Nak on the same show is pretty fuckin' good.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

I see Joe's new gimmick is being a republican.

Wait till he talks about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


a new study bible! posted:

Samoa "Giant Bomb" Joe

Followed by his manager Dr. Tracksuit.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jiro posted:

What the hell is this lip synched music video?

WWE is 'We are the World'-ing Saudi Arabia.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Odyssey Moai's can't trash talk or moon walk. Doesn't check out.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


bradzilla posted:

Big rear end has some big tits

Does that make him the total package?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


cheese sandwich posted:

Why does she deserve it

Do you know how long she held onto that briefcase and did nothing with it? Record breaking! What a hero.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


a new study bible! posted:

Why'd they put BIG rear end on the same show with Carmella?

Vince still had to get his digs in.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


shiksa posted:

are you loving serious theyre just forgetting the ppv and ellsworth entirely now lol

this is real bad

It's not out of character to pretend she just did it all herself. That being said maybe Ellsworth murdered his family and we just didn't hear about it.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Codependent Poster posted:

Becky isn't eating this time!

They didn't have any quinoa in catering this time.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


HitTheTargets posted:

Who willBecky face in a casket match?

Well Jericho needs a match now...

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Hey turns out that not doing anything with Asuka in the previous 90 minutes did NOT mean that Asuka was gone FOREVER. :aaa:

B-b-but look at how they're burying her by not having her beat 27 people on the way to the ring!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


fart blood posted:

I hate Bruce Pritchard

Jim Cornette tells me he's one of those perverts.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


fart blood posted:

Oh I won’t kink shame him. I mean after all we all have our likes. I mean I’m into bitches farting while having one of those microscopic camera up their butt so I can see their colon quiver like jello. That’s fine. Kinks are fine. There is nothing weird or abnormal or odd or cringe about any kink. But he’s just a lousy person that’s all.

Is one of your kinks making Diana Hart look like a who'er?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Well gently caress me. Cesaro too. Goddamn did they really just give Bryan a list of who he wanted on the show he was on and just go with that?


Also Sheamus is there too I guess.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


shiksa posted:

holy poo poo r truth lmao. this was road dogg's pick

Time to break out the orange jumpsuits again.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


D.N. Nation posted:

Ron Killings is fourty-seven years old

Vince keeps him around because one of these days he'll weasel the secret location of the Fountain of Youth from him.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


fart blood posted:

Didn’t she write in her (very discredited) book that Davey Boy came home drunk one night and suplexed her?

I know abuse is wrong (and seriously support your local women’s shelters) but any time I envision that I start laughing like Patrice O’Neal.

Look up Jim Cornette's story about getting a call from Stu Hart once.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Lets see Raw gets No Way Jose and SD gets loving 'Cien' Almas.


Goddamn those are some bad drafts on Kurt's end.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


C'mon!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Ahaha, I stand corrected. Continuity!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahaha Falcon Dick Punch.


Nak's face is amazing.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Rhonne posted:

This has to end with a no-DQ match that's just 15 minutes of them hitting each other in the dick, right?

Japanese chop fest but it's just constant dick punching till both men are coughing up blood.

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