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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Obeah posted:

In the spring of 2017, I was at a Reddit meetup in Seattle and had an opportunity to meet The Guy Who Does the Hydraulic Press Videos on Youtube. He was extremely charming and confident, freely passing around his phone so that we could all watch previews of his upcoming (and premium) web series.

As the night went on, we eventually found ourselves alone at a corner booth in a skeevy bar we had all gone out to drink at. I had told him about my own personal passion for using large devices to crush random, everyday objects and had also told him I was working to save towards buying my own hydraulic press. I mentioned that I had been trying to find someone to guide and instruct me in the operation of one but to no avail. I was new to the community and had not yet met many people who could or would help me.

To be honest, I was a little buzzed. I had been served one and a half Sex on the Beaches (both of which The Guy Who Does the Hydraulic Press Videos on Youtube had ordered for me - a red flag, I know) and in that state, I think he was able to pick up on just how lonely and vulnerable I truly was.

He offered to take me over to his hotel room and let me try out his portable hydraulic press prototype. I was initially hesitant but relented as he assured me that his safety procedures were impeccable and that it would be a relaxing, chill experience. I remember very specifically, he kept saying "Crushing makes you feel good" over and over. It was very persuasive.

When we arrived at his hotel room, he immediately began plying me with CBD gummies and green tea. It was nauseating and disorienting, but I accepted them so as not to seem rude.

His "portable hydraulic press" was nothing more than a hammer with silver duct tape around the handle and a couple of caution stickers. This is when I began to realize something wasn't right.

I remember him calibrating the "hydraulic press" using several large, wooden cubes. He kept calling them his "cubies". It makes me sick to even think about it.

He then set up a camera and retrieved several VHS copies of The Sweet Hereafter, which is a good enough film not necessarily worthy of crushing. I told him this. Several times. I also told him that I was currently into watching another YouTube channel's VHS obliteration videos and that this felt weird. He didn't care.

He crushed them while I watched. Half drunk. Half delirious with a cocktail of CBD oil and caffeine. I felt like I couldn't breathe, couldn't move. I have never been more afraid or disgusted in my life.

If a hotel employee hadn't arrived to investigate the noise, I don't know what else he may have crushed or what else may have happened between us. I took an uber, something I really didn't have the money for, back to my own hotel and wept.

Seeing a video of him crushing a Furby and a block of Lego bricks a couple of weeks later, I decided I could no longer stay silent. I posted about our encounter and was banned from one subreddit after another. r/seattle, r/videos, r/letsnotmeet... all toxic environments looking to quiet the violated.

Reddit is a garbage place full of garbage people.

:same:

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Also why the gently caress is /r/adorableporn a thing

What a fuckin weird reaction to have to porn

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Also why the gently caress is /r/adorableporn a thing

What a fuckin weird reaction to have to porn
Oh wow that's a real sub.

I love their highly atomized porn categories. Why yes I want to watch a series of 20-second porn clips featuring only one specific position.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Lacey posted:

Oh wow that's a real sub.

I love their highly atomized porn categories. Why yes I want to watch a series of 20-second porn clips featuring only one specific position.

There’s one for like women wearing tight dresses where they’re silhouetted against a window or something so you can kinda see through the dress


For real

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

gbs but from 2004 posted:

There’s one for like women wearing tight dresses where they’re silhouetted against a window or something so you can kinda see through the dress


For real

It's some absurd acronym I forget, like When The Sun Shines Through Her Dress And You Can See Through It

So r/WTSSTHDAYCSTI

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

SpazmasterX posted:

It's some absurd acronym I forget, like When The Sun Shines Through Her Dress And You Can See Through It

So r/WTSSTHDAYCSTI

This thread is now about dumb porn subreddits

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

gbs but from 2004 posted:

This thread is now about dumb porn subreddits

Found it! :haw:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WtSSTaDaMiT/

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits.

Incest porn is the easiest fetish to appease because you're literally shooting a vanilla porn where they act like they're related. You don't even have to pay your actresses more because they have to do something unusual. Mystery solved.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

SpazmasterX posted:

Incest porn is the easiest fetish to appease because you're literally shooting a vanilla porn where they act like they're related. You don't even have to pay your actresses more because they have to do something unusual. Mystery solved.

yeah but why are so many people watching it

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

You were weirdly close to the actual acronym

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits.

what’s with all these women posting nudes on reddit with their faces in the photos too? Surely the few seconds of attention you get from comments like “you have a wonderful smile and sparkling beautiful eyes also I’d love to eat your rear end and drink in your adorable pussy flavours” aren’t worth having your nudes floating around forever

think it through ladies :shrug:

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

gbs but from 2004 posted:

You were weirdly close to the actual acronym

I'd seen it come through r/all ages ago and I always remembered the "when the sun shines through her dress" part cause I thought drat that's a hilariously specific subreddit

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

yeah but why are so many people watching it

Tbh I don't think there's any specific reason beyond any other type of fetish video. Could just be that so many popular actresses have jumped on the bandwagon by this point.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

yeah but why are so many people watching it

Everyday we stray further and further from God's light

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

SpazmasterX posted:

I'd seen it come through r/all ages ago and I always remembered the "when the sun shines through her dress" part cause I thought drat that's a hilariously specific subreddit

There’s another one that’s always in /r/all, tittydrop which I always thought was weird

Who is actually jerkin it to a few seconds of disembodied tits falling out a shirt

Just watch some incest themed gangbang / gagging porn like everyone else

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

i like that posted:

Everyday we stray further and further from God's light

I think god was secretly into fuckin

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I like this sunshine one thanks fellas

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gbs but from 2004 posted:

what’s with all these women posting nudes on reddit with their faces in the photos too? Surely the few seconds of attention you get from comments like “you have a wonderful smile and sparkling beautiful eyes also I’d love to eat your rear end and drink in your adorable pussy flavours” aren’t worth having your nudes floating around forever

think it through ladies :shrug:

Everyone wants to be remembered for their accomplishments

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Sid Vicious posted:

I like this sunshine one thanks fellas

U nasty

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Nice, here's the one I was referncing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pronebone/

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



It's dignified

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Lacey posted:

Nice, here's the one I was referncing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pronebone/

If I ever have sex with a woman and she even moves slightly from this position I will immediately stop all intercourse out of sheer disgust

what’s the point

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits.

i don't like produced porn anymore because it's gone so far down the incest and degradation path that it's become kind of gross to me. i don't wanna see a girl push her colon out her rear end in a top hat and i don't wanna read some porn description about how a wife is so bad because her husband lets her "breed" with a big black dude, that seems kind of racist. and i definitely do not want to read about how this obvious normal porn is actually a dad loving his daughter wtf that's too bizarre

give me the good ole lesbian fisting and amateur creampie gangbangs please none of this sick stuff

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

yeah but why are so many people watching it

I think a lot of people just enjoy watching taboo stuff after being desensitized to vanilla porn.

It's not about the incest so much as the naughty/taboo nature of it.

Imo anyway. I'm sure some people really are into the incest specifically.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

It's dignified

You have a wife...

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i like that posted:

You have a wife...

Get this: she also enjoys pornography

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tumble posted:

i don't like produced porn anymore because it's gone so far down the incest and degradation path that it's become kind of gross to me. i don't wanna see a girl push her colon out her rear end in a top hat and i don't wanna read some porn description about how a wife is so bad because her husband lets her "breed" with a big black dude, that seems kind of racist. and i definitely do not want to read about how this obvious normal porn is actually a dad loving his daughter wtf that's too bizarre

give me the good ole lesbian fisting and amateur creampie gangbangs please none of this sick stuff

Also I kinda don't get this complaint bc there is still plenty of vanilla porn and lesbian has to still be one of the most popular categories for sure.

It just kinda always sounds more like "I have to browse through a bunch of stuff I dislike nowadays" which is just like... search by category my dude?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

gbs but from 2004 posted:

I think god was secretly into fuckin

Not like this!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

Get this: she also enjoys pornography

Youre both going to the downstairs place, then

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i like that posted:

Youre both going to the downstairs place, then

Nah we haven't lived in a basement in over a year

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Moridin920 posted:

Also I kinda don't get this complaint bc there is still plenty of vanilla porn and lesbian has to still be one of the most popular categories for sure.

It just kinda always sounds more like "I have to browse through a bunch of stuff I dislike nowadays" which is just like... search by category my dude?

no i get it, i know theres stuff out there for me i'm just not that big into porn anymore in general, i watch it maybe a couple of times a month. real talk i just jerk off to the memories of girls i've turned out and done crazy poo poo with, i got a good brain for recalling those details

but i got out of a relationship a few months ago and i've been kind of 'meh' on sexual stuff in for the time being, i figure i'll get back into the swing of things when i move back to a big city, i'm just kind of bored of small-town living, i worry if i get to horned-up i'll knock up some woman that is desperate to have a kid or something

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

Nah we haven't lived in a basement in over a year

lmao

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Just looked on /r/gonewild to see how long it would take to find someone commenting “I love your eyes” on a pic of a girl with her tits out

literally the first one I clicked. The first one

Lots of “I love your eyes / glasses” my man she’s showing her boobs to strangers online she’s not gonna swoon over your gentlemanly respectful comment and get on the first plane to your house and drain your balls

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Tumble posted:

, i worry if i get to horned-up i'll knock up some woman that is desperate to have a kid or something

you could try sex with men,

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Sid Vicious posted:

Nah we haven't lived in a basement in over a year

I think they mean the rear end in a top hat. Everything else is upstairs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


gbs but from 2004 posted:

Just looked on /r/gonewild to see how long it would take to find someone commenting “I love your eyes” on a pic of a girl with her tits out

literally the first one I clicked. The first one

Lots of “I love your eyes / glasses” my man she’s showing her boobs to strangers online she’s not gonna swoon over your gentlemanly respectful comment and get on the first plane to your house and drain your balls

Le Reddit Gold for you fine lady, I am enraptured by your beautiful baby blues

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


My favorite part of reddit is the news stories about women who get charged with making false rape accusations ALWAYS make it to the top of r/all even if they are fake stories

Really paints a nice picture of a reddit user

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Just looked on /r/gonewild to see how long it would take to find someone commenting “I love your eyes” on a pic of a girl with her tits out

literally the first one I clicked. The first one

Lots of “I love your eyes / glasses” my man she’s showing her boobs to strangers online she’s not gonna swoon over your gentlemanly respectful comment and get on the first plane to your house and drain your balls

They aren't? drat it :(

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Sid Vicious posted:

Le Reddit Gold for you fine lady, I am enraptured by your beautiful baby blues

*posts pic of fist inserted into own rear end with a nerdbait title*

“M’lady I would love to woo you and discuss marvel movies while I stare into those beautiful windows into your soul, love your beautiful hair”

*posts pic with 2 fists in rear end and legs behind head*

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Blue Train posted:

They aren't? drat it :(

Sorry you had to find out this way

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