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Put me in a hollow MYST book and set me on a burned-out bookshelf, I'm done
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Keep my bones in the vinyl Fallout 76 pre-order bag, not that canvas replacement poo poo.
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Uriah Heep posted:That's sweet and thoughtful. Who cares if it's video game poo poo I think it would be sweeter if we knew if the deceased was fond of Zelda or asked to be interred in that way
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The real weirdo here is the mom, who the gently caress gives away bits of their dead son? They're dead, burn 'em down and put 'em in the ground.
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Colonel Cancer posted:The real weirdo here is the mom, who the gently caress gives away bits of their dead son? They're dead, burn 'em down and put 'em in the ground.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think it would be sweeter if we knew if the deceased was fond of Zelda or asked to be interred in that way
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Anne Whateley posted:It helps if you read all 3 sentences Who has that kind of time?
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https://twitter.com/bad2sentence/status/1485062556347551745?s=21
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lmao this is the best one yet imo
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Optional third sentence: she was probably at the shops
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That's just the plot to little red riding hood, right? I'm not crazy? That's literally what they posted?
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lmao ok dude I’m spooked about ur grandma not being home
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gbs but from 2004 posted:lmao ok dude I’m spooked about ur grandma not being home Nah she was inside out 
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Oh yeah I've heard there's a gas that's turning people inside out But that's nothing at all compared to THE CREATURE
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I woke up from that horrible nightmare, but wait why is it so dark??? Oh no I was turned inside out!
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Colonel Cancer posted:I woke up from that horrible nightmare, but wait why is it so dark??? Oh no I was turned inside out! ooh, an introspective piece
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You guys see the Fox interview that r/antiwork mod did? The whole subreddit is pissed because this clown of a mod got invited on Fox for an interview. Despite almost everyone warning them not to, they did anyway. They then proceeded to look like a complete dumbass who was unprepared. For reference: the subreddit is supposed to be about bringing attention to lovely work conditions, lovely pay, lovely managers, predatory business practices, etc. It's basically a "we're leftists who think working 40+ hours a week for poverty wages your whole life is bullshit" subreddit.
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Grimdude posted:You guys see the Fox interview that r/antiwork mod did? I saw, but could not bring myself to actually watch it. My tolerance for cringe is not that high
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Grimdude posted:
I read a bit about it today and apparently the sub started off ages ago as being genuinly anti-work, as in they were opposed to working full stop and are anarchists or whatever. This mod has been there since near the beginning or the very beginning. It's become much more of a workers rights movement since it blew up in popularity recently, so they really couldn't have chosen a worse "spokesperson". For those who haven't watched the interview, the mod didn't even make their bed or make themselves look presentable, for a nationwide TV appearance. So it's some unkempt looking person in a messy bedroom. They're also apparently autistic, which is why they spent the whole interview looking super uncomfortable and not being able to look at the camera. When asked by the Fox guy what they did for a living, they said they worked 25 hours a week as a dog walker (later the mod admitted in the sub that it's more like 10 hours but they bumped it up), said "laziness is a virtue" and when pressed on ambitions, said they would like to be a professor of philosophy. It's like the most reddit poo poo ever. Panic! At The Tesco fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jan 26, 2022 |
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It's kind of impressive how bad it was. Like every single square of a reddit Bingo card. An actual slam dunk for Fox and capitalists.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:I read a bit about it today and apparently the sub started off ages ago as being genuinly anti-work, as in they were opposed to working full stop and are anarchists or whatever. This mod has been there since near the beginning or the very beginning. I mean they're modding r/antiwork like 24/7 for no pay and preaching the virtues of not working. There are probably like 2-4 dog eggs in my garden more erudite than that workshy shithead.
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Theophany posted:I mean they're modding r/antiwork like 24/7 for no pay and preaching the virtues of not working. There are probably like 2-4 dog eggs in my garden more erudite than that workshy shithead. It's a shame because the world could really do with a proper credible movement, fighting for workers rights. But r/antiwork is just the exact stereotype that right wing capitalists would paint such a movement as. Like that Fox news guy didn't even have to try, he just asked some easy questions and let that moron ruin it all on his own lol.
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Fox producers wanting that exact mod to be on national TV and no one thinking that's a collosal  is just glorious.The moment the mod answered "What is your job?" question with "I'm a dog walker, I work 20 hours a week" I knew it was over.
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Grimdude posted:It's kind of impressive how bad it was. Like every single square of a reddit Bingo card. An actual slam dunk for Fox and capitalists. It really couldn't have gone worse. "I think laziness is a virtue"
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:It's a shame because the world could really do with a proper credible movement, fighting for workers rights. But r/antiwork is just the exact stereotype that right wing capitalists would paint such a movement as. Like that Fox news guy didn't even have to try, he just asked some easy questions and let that moron ruin it all on his own lol. Maybe the worker movement shouldn't congregate under the banner of the "I'm Lazy and Dumb And My Butt Smells And I like To Kiss My Own Butt Movement" and pick a better name. That being said, laziness is a virtue
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Galewolf posted:Fox producers wanting that exact mod to be on national TV and no one thinking that's a collosal To be fair to the users of the sub, they were extremely opposed to anyone going on fox for an interview, let alone that loser mod. The mod decided that they knew best, and here we are.
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lol im a dog walker because ive been on disability my whole life and i needed some extra money and it does that but not much else but also i get to hang out with new dogs all the time
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Oh no without the antiwork subreddit where will I go for fake texts where the mean boss threatens to fire someone if they don't come in for a 65 hour shift at the capitalism emporium?
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steinrokkan posted:Maybe the worker movement shouldn't congregate under the banner of the "I'm Lazy and Dumb And My Butt Smells And I like To Kiss My Own Butt Movement" and pick a better name. well yeah that's what I was saying, they are, like most subreddits, a bunch of absolute idiots
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beepo posted:To be fair to the users of the sub, they were extremely opposed to anyone going on fox for an interview, let alone that loser mod. The mod decided that they knew best, and here we are. Yeah, apparently the user voting was like don't loving do this. But the mod(s) doubled down on going for it AND sending the mod Fox NAMED for the interview. Apparently the mod convinced other mods by claiming they had extensive interview experience as well drat, this is the kind of drama I needed from 2022 and it delivers (before we're all consumed by nuclear fire)
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Sid Vicious posted:lol im a dog walker because ive been on disability my whole life and i needed some extra money and it does that but not much else but also i get to hang out with new dogs all the time no shame on dog walking as a job, sounds dope imo. one of the best jobs I ever had was as a full time litter-picker and binman, along the beaches where I live in Scotland. the kind of job everyone looks down on. it was actually just awesome, driving around in a pick up truck enjoying the countryside and everyone I met was always happy because duh, they're at a beach.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:no shame on dog walking as a job, sounds dope imo. yeah i love it, no complaints at all i personally dont believe in working yourself to an early grave and i have two young kids who i get to spend all day every day with, unlike my childhood where i didnt see my parents like at all because they both worked multiple jobs and still had nothing to show for it, my wife started a business at the start of the pandemic making bath bombs and soaps and stuff and its been getting progressively more popular locally so we both get to be home all the time and its amazing
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