Ciaphas posted:

wait, isn't this literally true, or am i reading in too many layers of irony here

Ragg posted:

Pushing the cart, pushing the cart.

In Training posted:

HORMELCHILI posted:

Me playing this game so far:

Hour 1: So you are a 10/10. Hello 10/10, let's have a lot of fun together. I heard great things about you
Hour 2: Hmm, so where are you from that they call you a 10/10? Yeah? Just asking, you know, over here, the bureaucracy's a bitch and you can't get those titles that easily
Hour 3: You are no 10/10....your government lied to you, they paid people to make you a 10/10. Also you are loving hard. Not Dark Souls hard in a way, but "this is stupid" hard hard
Hour 5: Well, I'll give you that, your combat flows nicely, and the difficulty is okay I guess....you ARE a lot of fun
Hour 10: gently caress that, you go to eleven, you are 11/10, I am unworthy of playing you!!!



....but gently caress that boy!!!

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

elf help book posted:

So is this God of War.

elf help book posted:

PlayStation #GodofWar

elf help book posted:

tfw you work on a game for 4 years, your company is suing a newspaper for saying theres bad working conditions, and your publisher pretends they care about what youve done but named themselves #GodofWar

b_d posted:

trying to jack off posted:

Hey Aris, I am an MTF transexual and I told my dad my secret on his deathbed. I'll never forget the sad look he gave me moments before shuffling off this mortal coil, this image is burned into my memory for eternity and will torture me late into the night and I think of how I should have resolved this earlier instead of doing it in the most cowardly way possible. Thanks for all the laughs and here's $5.00, greeting from Germany and I vote to KILL the animals!

Palpek posted:

Unexpected Raw Anime posted: