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drilldo squirt

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I've been thinking, since weed is legal now, is the weed number still funny or has it just become a thing. Let us discuss.

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cda

by Hand Knit
Weed is over

cda

by Hand Knit
A different number is funny now. It means when your forget to take your pills and get dizzy

Farecoal

There he go
weed is still illegal in the majority of the world, 420 is still a funy & gud number

drilldo squirt

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Those are two very different opinions both backed up by facts, this is getting intense.

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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I dunno.

Someone placed an order today at 4:20 pm............. On 4/20

It was VERY funny

cda

by Hand Knit

Farecoal posted:

weed is still illegal in the majority of the world, 420 is still a funy & gud number

Counterpoint: other countries have different numbering systems

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

cda posted:

Counterpoint: other countries have different numbering systems

Yeah like in chinese if you have 2 weeds you wiuld say I have er weeds or (or dàmá) and then they put you in jail for confessing that

drilldo squirt

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I pray for the weedless Chinese children, but on the other hand isn't it good for children to not smoke weed? Could we all benefit from the kind tutelage of Chairman XI?

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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Well they ("they" 😌) claim it is best to smoke wees after or during th pe age of 25 because your brain finishesnbecoming a brain but conversely no one really loving knows of having a chamge in grey matter in select areas is even bad lol brains are really dumb

Funny thing is weed was a big part of like ancient china lol like the character má which is stylistically said to be two cannabis plants under a shelter means numbness and is a common root in other words so they knew something was a-cookin' up.

Im pretty sure a lot of the old world was high on weed before we said it was bad because jesus said it was bad

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 21, 2018

drilldo squirt

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Uhh it was a newspaper baron with investments in wood paper, pay atention to your history.

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redm


hello I am jesus, weed is bad and so is homosexuality, also whores are awesome, drink my blood and eat me god bless


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Rushi

by Smythe
dadjoke now that it's a legal daddrug

buncha dads smoking weed playing dadgames like diablo 2

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
hottake: the 420 thing was always contrived tryhard nonsense

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Twenty Four


redm posted:

hello I am jesus, weed is bad and so is homosexuality, also whores are awesome, drink my blood and eat me god bless

lol

cda

by Hand Knit
Think how much funnier it would be if the weed number was 911

cda

by Hand Knit
There are way funnier misunderstandings that could occur if the weed number were also the police number and the death to America number

cda

by Hand Knit
Terrorist, snitch, or stoner?

But I repeat myself.

Rushi

by Smythe
69 is the weed number lol

Rushi

by Smythe
what if 69 was the emergency number how confusing D:"

Koishi Komeiji



You know what they call the weed number in Europe? 311. Weed is still weed but in France they call it le weed. Place is weird man.

Randy Travesty

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in the uk the weed number is 999 because that's the number for emergencies

one time someone's mum said that weed was a "powerful stimulant" and i was like "woh fuk" and then i stimulated my mouth with pizza

that's my story


Koishi Komeiji



hamjobs posted:

in the uk the weed number is 999 because that's the number for emergencies

Ha Ha! I beat you to the obvious joke by like a few seconds :haw:

Randy Travesty

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

Ha Ha! I beat you to the obvious joke by like a few seconds :haw:

bon soir


cda

by Hand Knit

Koishi Komeiji posted:

You know what they call the weed number in Europe? 311.

Like thje band?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

Think how much funnier it would be if the weed number was 911

I had an emergency and dialed 4-2-0 and now I got a new weed guy

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drilldo squirt

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The weed number is what you want it to be, but the idea of it being humorous, that is up to debate, theological or otherwise.

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drilldo squirt

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Does THE LORD our God look down and say haha 420, or does THE LORD you know go like meh, been there bitch.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

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I mean... THE LORD did show up as a burning bush...

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drilldo squirt

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and THE LORD did say smoketh me and chilleth.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
Toketh up. He is the WORD and the WORD is good.

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Rushi

by Smythe
*smokes weed*

nvm the number is good

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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
nine sixty

Randy Travesty

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Olive! posted:

nine sixty

keep the change


rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



p sure some avant garde wordsmith once said, "smoke weed errry day" and at that moment he rendered the weed number unfunny.

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



I defer to the hip hop scholars for exacts and fundamentals. Im more of a philosophical hip hopper and go with my instinct.

drilldo squirt

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rump buttman posted:

p sure some avant garde wordsmith once said, "smoke weed errry day" and at that moment he rendered the weed number unfunny.

It was mother loving Franklin, and that poo poo was wisdom.

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myDad

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hello 69?? i have an emergency!!


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hot cocoa on the couch

weed isn’t funny or even cool here anymore. my younger brothers friend (he’s 17 I’m 28) told me the other day his parents both smoke and it’s gross like cigarettes

what happened to the world

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cda

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

weed isn’t funny or even cool here anymore. my younger brothers friend (he’s 17 I’m 28) told me the other day his parents both smoke and it’s gross like cigarettes

what happened to the world

your av is really good

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