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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Nice mount pull.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dan Didio posted:

Speaking of insanely brutal knee knockouts, didn't Aljamain Sterling die?

I thought the vampire teeth was a mouthguard but maybe he just rose from the grave?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Marching Powder posted:

you should check out mark's career previous to the ufc. it was full of insane wars. he was like late 30's, fat, slow, and getting owned by sean mccorkle. dana white offered to pay him an insane sum to just go away, but mark wanted to fight and the mood going into the tuscherer fight in the gdt was grim.

Hoooly poo poo, I had completely forgotten about that. Wow, yeah. OK, I think you're right about this one.

Edit: Someone drew a really swell ASCII (well, UTF-8?) dick in stream chat:

quote:

Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ͞

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
utf-8 ray elbe penis

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Born Aljamain Sterling
July 31, 1989 (age 28)
Cortland, New York, U.S.

Other names
Trillbo Baggins
Funk Master
Dab Master

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Marching Powder posted:

Born Aljamain Sterling
July 31, 1989 (age 28)
Cortland, New York, U.S.

Other names
Trillbo Baggins
Funk Master
Dab Master

Would KILL to hear Buffer say that.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
aljo is pretty seriously good. i remember how hard he was being hyped as the next 135 champ and while he ain't quite that he's more than able to put a good beating on this young upstart

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marching Powder posted:

aljo is pretty seriously good. i remember how hard he was being hyped as the next 135 champ and while he ain't quite that he's more than able to put a good beating on this young upstart

Aljo got his head stoved in by a muppet

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Marching Powder posted:

Born Aljamain Sterling
July 31, 1989 (age 28)
Cortland, New York, U.S.

Other names
Trillbo Baggins
Funk Master
Dab Master

Is that just wikipedia vandalism?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Aljo is just a class above this Welsh dude

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

aljo is pretty seriously good. i remember how hard he was being hyped as the next 135 champ and while he ain't quite that he's more than able to put a good beating on this young upstart

I remember he got Caraway in a full nelson and then complained that Bryan didn't have enough muscles to submit him with that. So he contains multitudes

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Wow another TKO after round end

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CommonShore posted:

Aljo got his head stoved in by a muppet

got too cocky after beating up a gruffalo - thought he could take the abc 4 kids roster. thought wrong.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

I remember he got Caraway in a full nelson and then complained that Bryan didn't have enough muscles to submit him with that. So he contains multitudes

hahahahahha

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Jim Miller is bad and dead

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Aljo v Dominick Cruz would be fun

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I'm mad they didn't show the fight in the crowd

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Ballsy move there calling out a retired man with no knees

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Where's Chris Weidmans friend Gian?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh my God that shot of DC making a shootout goal and falling on his rear end owns.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
lol at Dana's completely unsincere and uncaring 'yeah, I hear ya' when the guy was crying about not having any money.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

ortega holloway is sick imo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that promo for tuf made me actually want to watch tuf. i won't, but it made me want to.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So much swang and bang on July 7th.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez/status/987888886369193989

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Gotta love a Jersey crowd

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
ayyy im walkin 'ere

im also walkin 'ere

whyyioughta

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
branch could have ko'd rockhold if he had any power at all. santos by ko.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I had forgotten David Branch existed

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Hoping for Santos by something nasty.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
And my axe kick!

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
rad

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol tiny ref almost got hosed up there.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That was very nice

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
God drat.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Marching Powder posted:

branch could have ko'd rockhold if he had any power at all. santos by ko.

nailed it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dude ain't even breathing hard

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Haha I think Danny DeMeato caught an elbow in the head rushing in there

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
WElld one Dave.

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Bebop from TMNT doesn't have the physical dimensions to be an effective referee.

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