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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


BrigadierSensible posted:

Related question:

What are fat hairless guys called?

Following the convention, Seals.

Or uh, tunnock's teacakes I guess.

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LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Oh, honey, it's always been coming from inside the thread...




(also how the hell have I been here for almost a decade already?!)

Almost a decade? Oh sweety...

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


I'm a platypus

Ferrous
Feb 28, 2010


I'm all manatee baby.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.




PM me.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

LingcodKilla posted:

Almost a decade? Oh sweety...

I think I reg'd in '07 but lurked since around '01
I just realized how long ago that was.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


otter posted:

I think I reg'd in '07 but lurked since around '01
I just realized how long ago that was.

Oh i was easily around before this reg date. There was no reason to register before due to living in a flop house with a bunch of people who had accounts already.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

I think I found this place through one of the old hoarder threads in the early aughts. I lurked for a long time and didn't register until years later.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



BrigadierSensible posted:

Related question:

What are fat hairless guys called?

Harry

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


BrigadierSensible posted:

Related question:

What are fat hairless guys called?

Single.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Walrus or Eggman

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

LingcodKilla posted:

Oh i was easily around before this reg date. There was no reason to register before due to living in a flop house with a bunch of people who had accounts already.

and here you are with a blossoming facemask empire. Wife says thanks, by the way. She loved them.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

gleebster posted:

So you're skinny and hairy? I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Otter


BrigadierSensible posted:

Related question:

What are fat hairless guys called?

I think cubs?

A big hairy asian man is a Panda. A big hairy balck man is uh a black bear. Skinny hairy is an otter. Not very hairy but large is a cub i believe.

Source: good friend is an otter and we went to a bear night once at a bar and it was hella fuckin cool

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

HANDWICH DEVOURER


beanieson posted:

I’m sorry, I don’t mean to drag this out but is saying “trap sprung” referring to trans people? I’ve only seen that phrase used on these forums and it’s always in the context of:

Goon A: incorrect nerd thing

Goon B: “actually” corrects nerd thing

Goon C: trap sprung, goon B knows about nerd stuff

it was "you cant be a bear and a trap at the same time", not trap sprung.

My Twitter Account
Feb 4, 2003



Miss posted:

lol i can only imagine how many of the replies are "oh yeah so did my mother in law"
Ivanka Trump wore a white dress to Donald Jr.'s wedding.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Tashilicious posted:

it was "you cant be a bear and a trap at the same time", not trap sprung.

correct me if I'm wrong but:

"trap sprung" : you intentionally get something wrong about the time the Third Doctor faced the Krotons and someone rushes in to correct you, thus "trapping" them as being outed as nerds

"trap" / "it's a trap" : a variation on gay panic in which a beautiful woman is revealed (at the last minute in some narratives) to be trans

one big reason why the latter is unacceptable is that that variation on gay panic has a body count

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

HANDWICH DEVOURER


Pastry of the Year posted:

correct me if I'm wrong but:

"trap sprung" : you intentionally get something wrong about the time the Third Doctor faced the Krotons and someone rushes in to correct you, thus "trapping" them as being outed as nerds

"trap" / "it's a trap" : a variation on gay panic in which a beautiful woman is revealed (at the last minute in some narratives) to be trans

one big reason why the latter is unacceptable is that that variation on gay panic has a body count

correct.

i am not entirely sure why a bunch of people got confused by what happened.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Tashilicious posted:

correct.

i am not entirely sure why a bunch of people got confused by what happened.

For fun!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Tashilicious posted:

it was "you cant be a bear and a trap at the same time", not trap sprung.

poo poo, thank you I missed that post.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

HANDWICH DEVOURER



yes
delightful

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



pretty mad that the trap in my post has not yet been sprung ><

HenryEx
Mar 24, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...


Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

pretty mad that the trap in my post has not yet been sprung ><

Oh! Oh! I get it!

You intentionally misspelled "Cretins".

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

HANDWICH DEVOURER


Pastry of the Year posted:

pretty mad that the trap in my post has not yet been sprung ><

fine

its sontarans

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



folks

I'm like Wile E. Coyote over here

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!


LingcodKilla posted:

Almost a decade? Oh sweety...

You'd have thought we would have moved onto something better by now, but it turns out Stockholm Syndrome is a powerful thing.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






HenryEx posted:

Oh! Oh! I get it!

You intentionally misspelled "Cretins".

It's actually that it's just WHO not Dr WHO. Most of the people working at the WHO aren't doctors and while they do have some it is not the majority.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Inceltown posted:

It's actually that it's just WHO not Dr WHO. Most of the people working at the WHO aren't doctors and while they do have some it is not the majority.

It's just The Doctor--


---wait... I'd like to roll to detect... You know... Those things.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.


Seriously this is bitchy AF!!!!

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

HANDWICH DEVOURER


Gromit posted:

You'd have thought we would have moved onto something better by now, but it turns out Stockholm Syndrome is a powerful thing.

turns out stockholm syndrome isnt real and was invented out of whole cloth by a doctor who never even dealt directly with the hostages in any way.

and that it was probably a sexist attack on top of it.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013


Pastry of the Year posted:

folks

I'm like Wile E. Coyote over here

It was the second Doctor. *nibbles at pile of birdseed*

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020


Pastry of the Year posted:

pretty mad that the trap in my post has not yet been sprung ><

Buy a guy dinner first?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"




These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Their barrel torsos freak me out and it isn't just chubbiness, they're skinnier now and still shaped the same.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006



I can’t find it now but that entire misshapen doughboy family in the “standing lessons day 1” picture makes my day.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Gromit posted:

You'd have thought we would have moved onto something better by now, but it turns out Stockholm Syndrome is a powerful thing.

Aaaaarrrgh Highlander rules! Where do you want to meet up to fight?

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


otter posted:

and here you are with a blossoming facemask empire. Wife says thanks, by the way. She loved them.

Oh that’s wonderful. Selling a few here and there subsidized her making a ton for friends, family and a poo poo ton for me to take to work. She’s made over 200 by now.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!


LingcodKilla posted:

Aaaaarrrgh Highlander rules! Where do you want to meet up to fight?

Like 20 years on SA has prepared me for leaving the house, let alone fighting someone.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

DorkusMalorkus posted:


These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

In the dictionary next to the word "gormless"

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Gromit posted:

Like 20 years on SA has prepared me for leaving the house, let alone fighting someone.

Fine then. Printers at dawn and bring our real dolls as our seconds.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



those dumb loving assholes are both 90s K-mart editions of Mr. Potato Head and like millions of people think they're scions of the master

can you even loving imagine? one homie's mouth isn't even pinned to his big expanse of face with any sort of respect to anatomy or gravity

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