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otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

Internet Wizard posted:

I have compiled a comprehensive list of people who care if you would or would not have sex with somebody

1) Your Mom
You forgot one.
My whole point was that the only thing approaching aug is the potential awkwardness if someone at the store she bought it at didnít offer an opaque bag. But maybe she lives somewhere that bans plastic bags and she brought her own from home and doesnít care what anyone else thinks.
Or maybe she just couldnít wait for amazon prime shipping?

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


Put it away, bro.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




otter posted:

chubby girl, purple hair, sex toys? sup girl?

Lol Iím literally that and thereís nothing that gets me drier than someone audibly proclaiming that they like bigger women. For me it was Tuesday bruh.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









otter posted:

What? I specifically and unashamedly like bigger girls and purple hair and a rather vanilla dildo means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs. It’s not one of those dragon /dog / horse toys.

Posts you can smell

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


Please stop generating content for the thread, thereís more than enough out there already

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Recursive thread set theory

Threads that contain themselves

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Oh, good, itís Boner Report oíclock again

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

AlbieQuirky posted:

Oh, good, itís Boner Report oíclock again

Let me just head this off right here.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


TotalLossBrain posted:

Let me just head this off right here.



Dad put pants on for fucks sake.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn



that is incredibly unpleasant

if i walked into the room and saw it out of the corner of my eye

i guarantee that i would visibly leap to attention

the fight/flight part of my lizard brain would be going off like fireworks

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Well, I instantly forgot the derail. Holy gently caress.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


F-fingerblast the little turd.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005


CeramicPig posted:



That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.

Diafetes

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

TotalLossBrain posted:


AlbieQuirky posted:

Oh, good, it’s Boner Report o’clock again


Let me just head this off right here.



Joke's on you. I've never been more erect.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



TotalLossBrain posted:

Let me just head this off right here.



CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008



Someone alert the SCP Foundation, we've got a live one!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1266123753349513217

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer


Itíd take, like, 4 or 5 cops to crush that neck

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Maybe he's a highlander and evolved to have an indestructible neck.

Like that guy from highlander the source who wore a giant collar.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


That really is the smart thing to do, right?

I always wondered why vampires don't just walk around in a breastplate or something. Sure, maybe Buffy or Blade is strong enough to punch a wooden stake through metal, but not your average human vampire hunter.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


It's an extremely smart thing to do because it makes him literally invincible in the first fight scene.

Except I think it disappears when he gets hit by lightning and he never gets a replacement for the rest of the movie.

Also the vampires should just wear the he-man thing with the bit of metal right in the middle. Maybe he-man was a vampire.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



TotalLossBrain posted:

Let me just head this off right here.



What? I specifically and unashamedly like hairy girls and brown hair and a rather vanilla pair of shoes means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Breetai posted:

F-fingerblast the little turd.

sup girl

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



Heath posted:

What? I specifically and unashamedly like hairy girls and brown hair and a rather vanilla pair of shoes means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs.

Lol

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide

https://twitter.com/aamer_rahman/st...0370751492?s=19

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


OwlFancier posted:

It's an extremely smart thing to do because it makes him literally invincible in the first fight scene.

Except I think it disappears when he gets hit by lightning and he never gets a replacement for the rest of the movie.

Also the vampires should just wear the he-man thing with the bit of metal right in the middle. Maybe he-man was a vampire.

Seems like it shouldn't. Just sever at the level that thing ends on the shoulders and if he's still alive for some reason it's not like he's got any arms or legs to keep defending himself with.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Well... #chokememommy is embarrassing enough.
For the record I know a how to tie a fair amount of knots from my sea scouting days. The noose has no uses that modern equipment canít replace however it has two functions Iíll mention because one of them is probably relevant to the wierdo. It canít jam if theirs no weight on it. The other is it can act like a fender if the loop kept from running through.
None of these are of use enough to get past the symbol of oppression it is.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



LingcodKilla posted:

Well... #chokememommy is embarrassing enough.
For the record I know a how to tie a fair amount of knots from my sea scouting days. The noose has no uses that modern equipment canít replace however it has two functions Iíll mention because one of them is probably relevant to the wierdo. It canít jam if theirs no weight on it. The other is it can act like a fender if the loop kept from running through.
None of these are of use enough to get past the symbol of oppression it is.

It's for sex, op.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




God I almost wish it was racist.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



teen witch posted:

God I almost wish it was racist.

I know her personally and it legitimately wasn't racist. She's just that level of horrifically clueless as to both:

1. Post her kink poo poo on social media

2. Post a red, white, and blue noose in the middle of a protest over racial violence.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Iíve never been so disgusted and turned on in my life

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




chitoryu12 posted:

I know her personally and it legitimately wasn't racist. She's just that level of horrifically clueless as to both:

1. Post her kink poo poo on social media

2. Post a red, white, and blue noose in the middle of a protest over racial violence.

No I mean I wish it was racist in that it would be less painful than this lack of reading the room skill she clearly has. Iíve handled racists for drat near thirty years, but that picture is viscerally mortifying. I am feeling it in my bones

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

The most shameful people are always unashamed

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Paladinus posted:

It's for sex, op.

I know that Iím saying WHY she might want to use that for sex.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Also, she's like this at 36 years old.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.


This motherfucker cant breathe walking to the vending machine.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


I'd probably be that cocky if I knew the cops couldn't even find my neck.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016


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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.



J K Rowling retconned Voldemort's snake to be a Korean lady.

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