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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

lmao

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





I love legitimate theater.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This rules actually

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

This rules actually
:same:
I would not want an animal head on my wall BUT IF I DID

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


I wish I could be cool as that boar's head.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Decapitate yourself and face to mutagenic ooze

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Decapitate yourself and face to mutagenic ooze

My head rolls over a pair of sunglasses and stops right in front of the camera looking sweet, and utters one last word:

COWABUNGA!

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Blessed.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

The Bloop posted:

:same:
I would not want an animal head on my wall BUT IF I DID

gently caress boars. Destroy all boars, mount their heads as trophies and sick references to 1980s cartoons.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Dick Burglar posted:

gently caress boars


Thread Title posted:

someone has definitely masturbated to this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Makin' Bacon

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

(Eyebrows wiggle in the Oxford style)

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



yeah wtf this is great

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




David Cameron parachute account spotted

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


The Bloop posted:

:same:
I would not want an animal head on my wall BUT IF I DID
...it'd be a Jackalope!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PainterofCrap posted:

...it'd be a Jackalope!



That would really upset my live jackelope

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

This rules actually

AUG would be if it was Rocksteady

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://imgur.com/gallery/eoWKe6O

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what the gently caress

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Load-bearing piss

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I am dubious that that's actually piss. Drugs or some other form of contraband makes way more sense.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

:piss:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Musk ox make way for the piss mule

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Piss Daddy, this is IPDaily, put your ears on. I got a fat load of window washer coming up on your 6 with a Momma Bear at the back door so I got no chance to pay the water bill. I’ll meet up with you at the pickle park once I shake the bumper sticker. Over and out.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Piss Daddy, this is IPDaily, put your ears on. I got a fat load of window washer coming up on your 6 with a Momma Bear at the back door so I got no chance to pay the water bill. I’ll meet up with you at the pickle park once I shake the bumper sticker. Over and out.

:smudge: If this isnt a smilie we desperately need it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Dick Burglar posted:

Drugs or some other form of contraband makes way more sense.

This means that it is almost certainly piss

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Revving up my piss rig.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


translation posted:

everytime we make rice in my cooker, we loved the tasty roasted flavor it gave. Today we gave it some maintenance and this is what we found.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Are those... lizards?? I genuinely can't tell what I'm looking at.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Yeah, I'm at arroz for words.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Are those... lizards?? I genuinely can't tell what I'm looking at.

Yeah, desiccated lizards

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Looks like house geckos that climbed into the rice cooker because it was nice and warm, and then it very quickly got very warm.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I have to wonder if they all died in there at the same time, or if they showed up over time. Either way, yuck.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Dick Burglar posted:

I have to wonder if they all died in there at the same time, or if they showed up over time. Either way, yuck.

You’d think of you wandered into a place and found a bunch of skeletons you’d get a hint....

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You’d think of you wandered into a place and found a bunch of skeletons you’d get a hint....

Maybe it was a lizard version of a cult.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Lizards aren't very bright.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You’d think of you wandered into a place and found a bunch of skeletons you’d get a hint....

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Or maybe they're hyper intelligent but their deep understanding of the universe combined with their lack of language to express that knowledge leaves them with a pervasive ennui that leads them to experience severe suicidal tendencies.



One or the other.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You’d think of you wandered into a place and found a bunch of skeletons you’d get a hint....

A hint that, boy, there must be something really cool in here, look how many lizards died trying to get it! But not me, I am a clever lizard and I haven't died yet!

AlbieQuirky posted:

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE

The Ancients are just trying to stop us from taking their lizard treasure!

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