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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

If you wore JNCOs then you are forever a dork. There's just no coming back from that.

I wore JNCOs then and I'd wear them again. They were comfy, drat it. :colbert:

I would wear jersey dresses too.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny dresses for each leg! SAY IT!

When I was working an overnight shift at a computer lab, I came across this comic and between brain-bending fatigue and the fact that it was actually hilarious, I laughed so hard that I thought I was going to die.

edit: finally, a snype I'm not ashamed of

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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Modrobes supremacy!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Guess what's in the jar? It's not what you think.

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
It was exactly what I thought.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

gently caress that, gently caress you, gently caress everything.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dude looks like a loving serial killer

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:


dude looks like a loving serial killer

Either all Costcos are exactly alike, or I know exactly what Costco that dude is in. And I'm betting it's the latter. Austin.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dick Burglar posted:

Either all Costcos are exactly alike, or I know exactly what Costco that dude is in. And I'm betting it's the latter. Austin.

Dude, I'm in Australian and I bet on Austin.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:


dude looks like a loving serial killer

"Heh, this will surely make a statement"
*statement interpreted as drat that guy looks like a wild rear end in a top hat*

AUG tax

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

AKZ posted:

AUG tax


These are the most plastic-looking people I've ever seen.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


AKZ posted:

"Heh, this will surely make a statement"
*statement interpreted as drat that guy looks like a wild rear end in a top hat*

AUG tax


I had no idea that people could be painted with 2-stage

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

That would be Matt Gaetz at Mar A Lago.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

AKZ posted:

"Heh, this will surely make a statement"
*statement interpreted as drat that guy looks like a wild rear end in a top hat*

AUG tax


When this guy gives head, he gives 110%

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

AKZ posted:

"Heh, this will surely make a statement"
*statement interpreted as drat that guy looks like a wild rear end in a top hat*

AUG tax


How did this dude become a congressman and not ever learn not to button both buttons on a two-button suit?

jk MTG proves that any fuckin unqualified moron can get elected

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Mauser posted:

When this guy gives head chin, he gives 110%

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

AKZ posted:

"Heh, this will surely make a statement"
*statement interpreted as drat that guy looks like a wild rear end in a top hat*

AUG tax


Super AUG: the woman on the left is wearing a WHITE SPANX under her BLACK dress! What a fool! An utter goof!

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

*Tskt-sssss*

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Either here or cursed images
https://i.imgur.com/KtkSuq7.mp4

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

Knormal posted:



Guess what's in the jar? It's not what you think.

I remember hearing about this guy on the radio a few years ago, his funeral home lost a dead body and the family sued them for millions.

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onward. Men live and die, and the Turtle Moves. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.

The Turtle Moves.
https://twitter.com/officialsilasMD/status/1377308843777069061?s=19



Just... why :stonk:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You can't make me stop

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





I love that that's worthy of a thread instead of just saying don't inject stock to your butt.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Lakedaimon posted:

I remember hearing about this guy on the radio a few years ago, his funeral home lost a dead body and the family sued them for millions.

Who do you lose a dead body?

steinrokkan posted:

You can't make me stop

If nothing else, I imagine this would add some nice flavor for an eater of rear end.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Listen we're in quarantine gotta get that hot beef injection somehow

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

BiggerBoat posted:


If nothing else, I imagine this would add some nice flavor for an eater of rear end.

I mean it does wonders for a pot of rice, why not a little chicken soup for your hole?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

BiggerBoat posted:

Who do you lose a dead body?


If nothing else, I imagine this would add some nice flavor for an eater of rear end.

I bet it would. It's definitely gotta be Maggi cubes which got that delicious msg and are everywhere on West/Central Africa. You can find them in asian grocery stores in the US as well if you're curious (about the taste, not putting it up your but)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You don't have to travel to Africa for your Maggi cubes, since Maggi is a giant Swiss company within the Nestlé conglomerate and sells under this name probably in every country on Earth.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I've never seen them in regular grocery stores in the US, but African and Asian grocery stores definitely have the cubes and a lot of times the sauce as well, which you can use like soy sauce in a dish or to season meat with

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

rodbeard posted:

If you don't have embarrassing childhood photos you didn't live.
Dude, I was born in the early 70s :corsair: My early school pictures look like a polyester crime scene.

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I mean it does wonders for a pot of rice, why not a little chicken soup for your hole?
Nice.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

SubponticatePoster posted:

Dude, I was born in the early 70s :corsair: My early school pictures look like a polyester crime scene.

Hi5, I actually mostly avoided that hell and usually wore a hoodie and corderoy pants. I did have bright yellow converse lowtops though, like a cool kid.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Mauser posted:




I bet it would. It's definitely gotta be Maggi cubes which got that delicious msg and are everywhere on West/Central Africa. You can find them in asian grocery stores in the US as well if you're curious


Hell yeah I'm curious! Believe that!

Mauser posted:

(about the taste, not putting it up your but)

Oh...

:(

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

Who do you lose a dead body?


I vaguely remember speculation that some creep had stolen the body, but I dont know if there was any truth to that. The thought makes my skin crawl.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

From what I read, the body was never found and Dick Tips tried to blame an obsessive ex of hers because the body had been left in an unsecured hallway in the funeral home. He ended up having to pay something like 3 million dollars to the dead girls parents.

Also more recently he had to settle after accidentally swapping a pair of bodies, which was only discovered after one had already been buried in the wrong grave and thus had to be exhumed.

Dick Tips is not good at his job.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Apr 3, 2021

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


rodbeard posted:

If you don't have embarrassing childhood photos you didn't live.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mauser posted:

I've never seen them in regular grocery stores in the US, but African and Asian grocery stores definitely have the cubes and a lot of times the sauce as well, which you can use like soy sauce in a dish or to season meat with

Maggi is loving EVERYWHERE in Papua New Guinea. Middle of a city - yup sponsoring the radio competitions where you could win a few $ of credit on your prepaid mobile phone. Middle of highlands? Yup road sellers have Maggi umbrellas over their wears. I think every second meal I had was something to do with Maggi.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Sounds like Papua has it figured out. Especally if they are all about the sauce.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Because my rear end is now a goddamn wonder of the world and I ain't stopping until it's the finest rear end in the world. Now shut up and pass me another bullion cube.

Don Gato has a new favorite as of 09:37 on Apr 4, 2021

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Garrand posted:

From what I read, the body was never found and Dick Tips tried to blame an obsessive ex of hers because the body had been left in an unsecured hallway in the funeral home. He ended up having to pay something like 3 million dollars to the dead girls parents.

If I could have swapped one of my family member corpses for $3m, there wouldn't be an argument. I just burned them up anyway - why not make some serious bank instead? My old man would have agreed for sure.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


steinrokkan posted:

Sounds like Papua has it figured out. Especally if they are all about the sauce.

Sauces, noodles, stock from Maggi added to veggies and chicken/pork and stir. Heat and enjoy.

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