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El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery


god it's so refreshing to see a toilet that's aesthetically unpleasant AND NOTHING MORE

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

El Spamo posted:

god it's so refreshing to see a toilet that's aesthetically unpleasant AND NOTHING MORE

Yeah, the bathroom actually looks clean and neat.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.


IshmaelZarkov posted:

Yak is shockingly delicious and I hate the fact that the Aussie government is trying to pick a fight with China, cause I really want to go back to Tibet just for more Yak.

I just checked and one of the Tibetan/Nepalese restaurants here has yak on the menu. I'm gonna have to give it a try next time I'm in that part of town.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012




This owns and reminds me of making creepy poo poo out of my old dolls when I was about 17. You* get weirdly attached to them the stranger they are so I'm not surprised this person wants $100 to part with their lovely creation.



*Assuming 'you' are a weird gay arty kid who makes proto-Regretsy horrors in their bedroom

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Why is the horse slutty just because it has big boobs and barbie legs?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

OwlFancier posted:

Why is the horse slutty just because it has big boobs and barbie legs?

It's not slutty because of those things. That's your assumption.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









OwlFancier posted:

Why is the horse slutty just because it has big boobs and barbie legs?

Who do assume the sluttiness comes with the body?

E;fb

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


That is my kind of dumb poo poo.

I have a 90s Cable action figure that I keep adding dumb poo poo too. Glow in the dark finger hands, and a cheap Chinese finger puppet monster are current a part of his make up.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020


Why isn't there a PYF Kitbashed monstrosity thread yet?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



She's not slutty, she's just kitbashed that way.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010




Isn't there a movie about the horrors of kitbashing toys?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Isn't there a movie about the horrors of kitbashing toys?

Toy Story?

Frankenhooker?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Isn't there a movie about the horrors of kitbashing toys?

Your mom and I never made sex tapes.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003


LifeSunDeath posted:

The newest episode of hoarders is wild as hell, this guy's name is Cobra


Tubgoat posted:

That'd be a super nice place with a buncha organisation and garbage removal. Something about the room feels bizarrely familiar.




I worked with another mechanic years ago named Don. Don grew up in the Appalachians in a hillbilly family and had no compunction about eating road kill or any of the multitude of creatures he'd bag in his back yard with his crossbow. One Friday we were getting ready for our weekly BBQ out on the loading dock and I look in the mechanic's mini fridge and see this big smelly package wrapped in garbage bags and duct tape. I ask Don what it is and he's like "Aw yeah man. I nailed a coon about a week ago with my truck. My freezer is broken but it didn't look like it had any maggots yet. Should still be good to eat." I then informed him that I'd be skipping lunch and that he was finding us a new mini fridge on Craigslist.

IshmaelZarkov posted:

Yak is shockingly delicious and I hate the fact that the Aussie government is trying to pick a fight with China, cause I really want to go back to Tibet just for more Yak.

Yak burgers aren't that uncommon at car shows, gun shows or any other redneck gathering in Colorado. Really tasty if you're into game meat.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Listen to Cylindricule!
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


We use EVERY PART of the child

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011




You know this has badly, but lovingly sculpted genitals.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1387513573794992129?s=21

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003



Fascinating.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



It's deleted, what was it

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





Reddit copypasta about jerkin' on birds.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short




Iíve heard of bird spotting, but this is ridiculous

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAKvC_4EBuA

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.




<insert great tits joke>

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Cobalt-60 posted:

<insert great tits joke>

Guy 1: Oh man, I love blowing my load on nice tits.
Guy 2: Yeah, man, all nice and perky.
Guy 1: Especially when they squawk.
Guy 2:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007







Don't leave me hanging, what are the pro strats??

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


text me a vag pic posted:

Don't leave me hanging, what are the pro strats??

Aim where the bird is going to be not where the bird currently is. This is called "leading the bird." But not leading the bird on, ifyouknowwhatImeanhahayou'recummingonthebird!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




text me a vag pic posted:

Don't leave me hanging, what are the pro strats??

Breadcrumbs.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016




crummies

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

How could you resist?

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn



oh my god this is like the venn diagram intersection of two weird pieces of internet

"I didnít gently caress my cat. I didnít cum on my cat. I didnít put my dick anywhere near my cat. Iíve never done anything weird with my cats."

and

"The elites donít want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks."

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




That video really is cursed.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Humphreys posted:

That video really is cursed.

The best aspect of it is that her volume and hushed tone suggests that she is doing that with her parents in the next room.

Thoth!
Apr 28, 2014


WITCHCRAFT posted:

"The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks."

This is true. Seize the means of producktion

Thoth! has a new favorite as of 22:32 on Apr 30, 2021

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!




Kinda wanna report this so LaB sees it.

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Any wild animal is free for the taking, just pick it up and walk off with it. Whoís gonna stop you?

Build a army of off the shelf wild animals and take back nature!

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012





jaegerx posted:

Kinda wanna report this so LaB sees it.

LaB hasn't been a moderator for yonks now

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Jeesis posted:

Any wild animal is free for the taking, just pick it up and walk off with it. Whoís gonna stop you?

Build a army of off the shelf wild animals and take back nature!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE#t=25s

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