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#### kirbysuperstar posted:

LaB hasn't been a moderator for yonks now

I'm just gonna assume a yonk is a metric measurement.

 Elviscat Jan 1, 2008 MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL Right, if it was an American unit it'd be "yanks". # ? May 1, 2021 05:35

#### Elviscat posted:

Right, if it was an American unit it'd be "yanks".

If anyone “yanks” to this thread I’m giving up on the internet

 bulletsponge13 Apr 28, 2010 I am now going to use yonk as a weird arbitrary unit of measure and make up a fake historical fact around it. I mean, people thought arshins and the metric system were a thing. # ? May 1, 2021 06:03
 Jeesis Mar 4, 2010 I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven. imagine trying to use a base 10 system when u can use a base gently caress it system. “The width of a standard car? Oh that’s about fuckin 1/3 of a pica there bud”. How do you convert??? You just loving pick random numbers and call it good. How many fahrenheits in a foot? About 1.4 kilomiles. How many yards in a inch? About 6 kips. Math becomes way easier too, 4 foots divided by 1/4 of a furlong becomes .023 ounces. Fuckin amazing bud. Murrica truly has everything figured out, we had to show up smarty rear end europeons because they wouldn’t shut up about how amazing their mootrick system was so we proved everyone wrong and put a man on the moon using the imperial system. # ? May 1, 2021 11:24

#### El Fideo posted:

crummies

 Hihohe Oct 4, 2008 Fuck you and the sun you live under Yes but have you considered. Foot is like a human foot Easy to get out and measure and also visualize. # ? May 1, 2021 13:54

#### Hihohe posted:

Yes but have you considered.

Foot is like a human foot

Easy to get out and measure and also visualize.

Which shoe size are you?

 Hihohe Oct 4, 2008 Fuck you and the sun you live under My foot is a foot long. # ? May 1, 2021 15:06
 Solice Kirsk Jun 1, 2004 . If cubits were good enough to build the goddamned pyramids then they're good enough for electrical engineering. # ? May 1, 2021 15:26

#### Solice Kirsk posted:

If cubits were good enough to build the goddamned pyramids then they're good enough for electrical engineering.

 LifeSunDeath Jan 4, 2007 I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4 # ? May 1, 2021 15:30

#### jaegerx posted:

If anyone “yanks” to this thread I’m giving up on the internet
Well it was nice knowing you I guess

Okay back to it

#### Hihohe posted:

My foot is a foot long.

nice foot

for a clown to have

at the circus

#### LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4

Goddammit

#### LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4

Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?!

#### Solice Kirsk posted:

Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?!

It's the flying bus from Fortnite. The dude's about to wipe out tomato town.

#### LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4

This was a delayed Aug for me.
The kind where you look at it and are like "thats pretty gross" but it doesnt really hit you.

Then like 10 minutes you see the thread, and it makes you think about the last thing posted. It rattles some doom thoughts to the surface of your brain like "what does it smell like" and "does he ever lick it" and before you know it youve thrown up in your mouth like 3 times.

 Tubgoat Jun 30, 2013 It's natural to be curious what your weird bodily folds smell like. What gets me is the very specific weird fingerfucking he gives his navel when a single finger and quick swirl would get the job done. # ? May 1, 2021 16:45
 OwlFancier Aug 22, 2013 It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting. Why would you eat belly lint, it's just a mix of hair and dust, and I already eat more of those than i want to involuntarily. # ? May 1, 2021 16:55

#### OwlFancier posted:

Why would you eat belly lint, it's just a mix of hair and dust, and I already eat more of those than i want to involuntarily.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

 Brawnfire Jul 13, 2004 Listen to Cylindricule! https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule It's that sealed-in belly sebum scent that really Ah gently caress ok I can't I'm done # ? May 1, 2021 18:19

#### Tubgoat posted:

It's natural to be curious what your weird bodily folds smell like. What gets me is the very specific weird fingerfucking he gives his navel when a single finger and quick swirl would get the job done.

The friction releases the fragrances, not unlike a bartender slapping basil.

 OwlFancier Aug 22, 2013 It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting. When I slap basil he just hits me back, and he doesn't become any more fragrant. # ? May 1, 2021 19:09
 Solice Kirsk Jun 1, 2004 . What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving. # ? May 1, 2021 21:00

#### LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4

I thought Chris Chan content was banned?

#### Solice Kirsk posted:

What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving.

I think that might be a girdle. But I'm not sure if the top is permanently cropped or whether it's just rolled up.

 Brawnfire Jul 13, 2004 Listen to Cylindricule! https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule Dude fingerbangs his navel to the point he needs to strap his entrails in or else they'll come spritzing out like silly string # ? May 1, 2021 22:16

#### Solice Kirsk posted:

What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving.

You think he's strapped in for HIS safety??

 OwlFancier Aug 22, 2013 It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting. The phrygian cap is also A Choice. # ? May 2, 2021 03:35

#### Solice Kirsk posted:

Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?!

Appears to be a ferry. To somewhere horrible I assume.

#### LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4

Is this available as a tweet or something else I could share? I am not googling man finger loving belly button

#### Benny Harvey posted:

Is this available as a tweet or something else I could share? I am not googling man finger loving belly button

Or you could just save a copy somewhere and tweet it yourself.

 Mx. Dec 16, 2006 am i tired or am i angry thank's # ? May 2, 2021 11:29

#### Inceltown posted:

Or you could just save a copy somewhere and tweet it yourself.

 Heath Apr 29, 2008 Switching from mobile to desktop on this thread was not a good idea good lord # ? May 2, 2021 17:50
 chitoryu12 Apr 23, 2014 https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1388941126053228545?s=21 # ? May 2, 2021 20:42

What in the actual gently caress??

#### Brawnfire posted:

Dude fingerbangs his navel to the point he needs to strap his entrails in or else they'll come spritzing out like silly string

This both made me laugh, and also cured me of all sex forever.

Your mother will be so disappointed