PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

hey I'm not the one thinking or posting about what furries masturbate to

it's a weird image. why did you have to make a weirder loving post about it

# ? Sep 22, 2018 21:48

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:22

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

The Snoo posted:

hey I'm not the one thinking or posting about what furries masturbate to

it's a weird image. why did you have to make a weirder loving post about it

eat bisch

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:09

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

That furry needs to drink more water

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:10

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

AlbieQuirky posted:

Maybe don't cosplay in an actual house of worship during a service, though? Is that too much to ask?

Yeah, that poo poo just looks weird

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:23

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

He's gonna scrub the sin out of his pores with the zit pad of the Lord

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:24

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Gonna need a bigger zit pad for that amount of sin.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:36

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

AlbieQuirky posted:

Maybe don't cosplay in an actual house of worship during a service, though? Is that too much to ask?

so it's cool if we allow the pope to LARP as the mouthpiece of god but when this guy does it he's "ruining mass" and "not welcome back to services", i see how it is

# ? Sep 22, 2018 22:51

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

This picture exemplifies one of the scariest things about furries to me.

Look at the eyes of both kids in this picture. They are loving it. To them, they see a grown up in a cute costume being silly and pretending to be a dog in a normally boring grown up situation. And god love them in their ignorance.

But the guy in the suit is playing out his sexual fantasies in public, and will more than likely go home and masturbate, (if he even waits till he gets home), over how hot and arousing and edgy and subversive it was that he got to pretend to be Baron Von Woofypants, (original fursona do not steal) in public. And that is not OK.

I think ur supposed to call them "Father"

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:14

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

EmmyOk posted:

I think ur supposed to call them "Daddy"

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:23

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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cash crab posted:

so it's cool if we allow the pope to LARP as the mouthpiece of god but when this guy does it he's "ruining mass" and "not welcome back to services", i see how it is

both groups are sex pests.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:29

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

both groups are sex pests.

at least I know I'm not what a furry is looking for. Holy Papi, not so musch

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I mean really priests have raped waaaaaaay more children than furries have.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:57

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

And honestly having furries in a church is wim-win. The furries are off the streets and bothering a bunch of people as weird as themselves. Plus they probably won't get raped by the priests because fur is kinda thick. Yay!

# ? Sep 22, 2018 23:59

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

text me a vag pic posted:

at least I know I'm not what a furry is looking for. Holy Papi, not so musch

Just me and 💕FATHER💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦PRAYER!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I PRAY them!💦 I PRASYERS them!💦 I PREAY them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘JESUS💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal...

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:00

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

^ Holy gently caress

fe: I guess that was inadvertently correct

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:22

Abongination: Aug 18, 2010; Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.; Pillbug

Furries and kids makes me think of the homeless in Vegas who have bought rented Elmo/buzz light year costumes and try to charge for photos.

For example I saw Elmo passed out in a gutter surrounded by liquor bottles and a mum desperately trying to steer her excited daughter away from him.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:28

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

You should have snapped a picture of that.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:54

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Abongination posted:

For example I saw Elmo passed out in a gutter surrounded by liquor bottles and a mum desperately trying to steer her excited daughter away from him.

This is the saddest thing I have heard in weeks

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:11

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Angry anti-Semitic, Girl Scout-extorting Elmo may not be your jam, then.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:18

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

2million? Lol

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:34

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

I mean really priests have raped waaaaaaay more children than furries have.

Again, a real sign I saw today in a Catholic church:

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:10

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

chitoryu12 posted:

Again, a real sign I saw today in a Catholic church:

No! Adults allowed!

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:14

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

LingcodKilla posted:

No! Adults allowed!

thread title raccoon mom thanks

# ? Sep 23, 2018 04:53

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

AUG: thread title raccoon mom thanks

# ? Sep 23, 2018 05:03

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

# ? Sep 23, 2018 05:08

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

We Know Catheters posted:

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

Welp, I'm a lesbian now. Thanks dude.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 05:34

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

We Know Catheters posted:

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

all of these men currently weork at gas stations, nght shift only

te same gas station

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Sep 23, 2018

# ? Sep 23, 2018 05:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

T-man posted:

Welp, I'm a lesbian now. Thanks dude.

I literally went "ewwwwwwwwwwwww" out loud

# ? Sep 23, 2018 06:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

We Know Catheters posted:

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

How do I uninstall an entire person

# ? Sep 23, 2018 06:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

cash crab posted:

How do I uninstall an entire person

There's ways, but they're technically illegal

# ? Sep 23, 2018 06:30

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

We Know Catheters posted:

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

I only like good boys, sorry.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 10:36

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

text me a vag pic posted:

Apart from everything below the neck, what the hell does "Vietnam Era Veteran" mean? She just happened to be alive at the time and needs a hat to tell everybody?

# ? Sep 23, 2018 10:57

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Violet_Sky posted:

It's great these two fly both of The South's flags: the moronic "battle flag" and the one they flew after they lost.

pop fly to McGillicutty has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Sep 23, 2018

# ? Sep 23, 2018 11:17

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

Apart from everything below the neck, what the hell does "Vietnam Era Veteran" mean? She just happened to be alive at the time and needs a hat to tell everybody?

She served in the military during Vietnam, but never got sent to Vietnam.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 14:36

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's great these two fly both of The South's flags: the moronic "battle flag" and the one they flew after they lost.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 16:01

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

We Know Catheters posted:

Anyone like bad boys?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/

Watching all those is like an endurance test. gently caress, I could smell the axe body spray and insecurity through my computer.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 16:54

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.