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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Haverchuck posted:

mrs. jacoby, changing. do you see?
mrs. leeds, changing. do you see?

AlMac posted:

Not enough love for this; well done, pilgrim.
That was a real sly show, podnah (both of you)

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I need more icy girls in my life.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

is that a booger?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

is that a booger?

Yes it's called Ted Cruz

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I can't tell what would be worse: that he didn't notice, and gravity intervened to place whatever that was into his mouth, or the idea that he DID know, and is so used to this kind of occurrence that he has an airtight series of muscles movements dedicated to whisking away tiny objects into his mouth.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

I can't tell what would be worse: that he didn't notice, and gravity intervened to place whatever that was into his mouth, or the idea that he DID know, and is so used to this kind of occurrence that he has an airtight series of muscles movements dedicated to whisking away tiny objects into his mouth.

But enough about ted cruz and donald trumps sex life

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

I was eating when I saw this and realized I'd been sitting there for several loops, mid-chew, just staring. It's uncomfortably hypnotic. :stare:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


What temperature do I set my oven and do I need to grease the pan?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

T-man posted:

What temperature do I set my oven and do I need to grease the pan?

Set it at 400 and just crawl in there, this world is lost

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Perestroika posted:

Imagine being all about your drat traitor flag, and then not even bothering to iron it after unpacking it from whatever tiny amazon package it arrived in. :allears:

I think that thing would melt if you tried to iron it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Relax, Uncle Scrote. You will neither be date raped or killed, of that I can assure you. Now comb the chicken tender crumbs from your beard, you have to meet your parole officer in thirty minutes.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

He's disappointed in himself....

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










...Anne Frank?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

The last one is absolutely Anne Frank.

The rest are just really bad decisions. I mean, the Anne Frank one is too, but at least it's SOMETHING.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Slay Queen

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.


I'm skeptical of this one.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

cakesmith handyman posted:

I'm skeptical of this one.

I mean in the sense of 'slay the queen'

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Xan Frank

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


The grossest part of this is that they mixed imperial and metric measurements.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I mean, I guess technically the face is the attic of the body.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, I guess technically the face is the attic of the body.

She's not exactly hidden though. Should be poking out from under the hair

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Isn't the cranium technically the attic?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




no

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Aladdin cosplay?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

I can show you the world!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Wasn't there a goon or a person that goons mocked who tried to create his own fashion trends by wearing poo poo that looked like carpets and drapes? I used to get him confused with Romeo Rose.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BiggerBoat posted:

Wasn't there a goon or a person that goons mocked who tried to create his own fashion trends by wearing poo poo that looked like carpets and drapes? I used to get him confused with Romeo Rose.

That blue haired guy, yeah. I think a goon knew him or he has locally famous somehow.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



i can show you the world after i pick up my prescription

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

i can show you the world after i pick up my prescription

...for wool mites

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

cash crab posted:

i can show you the world after i pick up my prescription

I'm down depending on the prescription and his willingness to share.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/pPzPrQO.jpg

Why would you post this on Facebook? :psyduck:

Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Sep 26, 2018

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Violet_Sky posted:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/pPzPrQO.jpg

Why would you post this on Facebook? :psyduck:[

that's like the Elián-González-in-a-closet of boudoir shots

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




BiggerBoat posted:

Wasn't there a goon or a person that goons mocked who tried to create his own fashion trends by wearing poo poo that looked like carpets and drapes? I used to get him confused with Romeo Rose.

https://metalartisan.deviantart.com/









bitch looks like max landis litle brother, min landis

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Guy has nice hair. I appreciate that. I've known too many guys who want to grow out their hair but still think they can get away with showering once a week, because hair products are for women.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Violet_Sky posted:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/pPzPrQO.jpg

Why would you post this on Facebook? :psyduck:

While that certainly is a disturbing profile pic I'm also somewhat concerned about the cut off dog crotch picture at the top

Oh and I have always been annoyed by joint facebook profiles for couples BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

text me a vag pic posted:

https://metalartisan.deviantart.com/









bitch looks like max landis litle brother, min landis

Yeah, he's apparently a leather and clothing manufacturer. He's actually quite good at what he does, but he has a really cringeworthy sense of fashion.

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